Showing posts with label comedian. Show all posts
Showing posts with label comedian. Show all posts

Monday, February 16, 2015

Kevin Hart Gets Manhandled By 14-Year-Old Mo'Ne Davis During NBA Celebrity All Star Game (Video)

Kevin Hart was the star of the NBA Celebrity All Star Game, delivering the laughs. Kevin's performance on the court included clawing, scratching, screaming, plenty of side eye and yelling at refs. Kevin even tried to run over a 14-year-old girl on the court. It was true sportsmanship (LOL). Dignity just out the window.


Kevin Hart's only dignified moment during the entire game

Kevin played for the East. He was guarded by super talented 14-year-old female athlete Mo'Ne Davis...who is average height...yet was still taller than Kevin. Mo'Ne manhandled Kevin. Mo'Ne brushed Kevin out the way like he was a little mosquito buzzing under the rim. That's right girl. Teach that little pint sized Eddie Murphy a lesson.


Mike Golic trying to take the trophy from Kevin Hart. That's the white Kanye (LOL).

Despite Kevin's best efforts, the West won. Yet, Kevin won MVP. Meanwhile I'm watching the show thinking MVP must not mean Most Valuable Player anymore and now stands for Most Valuable Pipsqueak (kidding). Kevin's acceptance speech was hilarious. Kevin was interrupted by ESPN's Mike Golic, who correctly concluded he should not have won MVP.


Kevin getting pimp slapped by a 14-year-old (Mo'Ne Davis)

Golic tried to snatch the trophy from Kevin, in what he branded "A Kanye moment" telling him "You don't get this." Kevin pulled the race card over the undeserved MVP, informing Golic, who is white, that "It's black history month. Let this happen." Then Kevin compared himself to basketball greats Lebron and Kobe. 


Look at Mo'Ne behind Kevin with that "I'm gonna beat him down in the parking lot and take my trophy" look on her face
 

Kevin in an emotional moment after winning MVP (you know everyone who voted for him was probably related to him)


Kevin retiring from basketball stating "I can't do anymore" (LOL)


Kevin's Kobe/Lebron moment

Side Bar: Mo'Ne Davis is such a talented athlete. She plays baseball and basketball so well. She is also photogenic. With the right career guidance she could become a big star.

Side Bar 2: I know I teased Kevin Hart a lot in this article, but he is truly a funny comedian. His expressions are priceless. Not to mention, it takes a big man to turn jokes about his height into a multi-million dollar fortune. You're a good sport.

Friday, November 21, 2014

The Fall Of An Icon - NBC And Netflix Cancel Planned Bill Cosby Shows As More Women Come Forward Accusing Him Of Raping And Drugging Them (Video)



When I was a kid "The Cosby Show" was the top rated sitcom in America. I still watch the reruns on cable. So it saddens me to hear of the serious rape allegations against the show's star Bill Cosby. 16 women have come forward alleging he drugged and raped them. In light of the new rape allegations against Cosby, the NBC television network and the Netflix television subscriber service, have cancelled their planned programs with the comedic actor.

During an Associated Press interview, Cosby demanded questions about the rape allegations be buried. When asked about the rape claims Cosby stated, "We don't answer that." When someone accuses a person of something so serious, answers should be forthcoming. Issuing a "no comment" gives an air of guilt.

 
Bill Cosby

The most recent rape allegations against Cosby come from 1980s supermodel, Janice Dickinson, famous 1970s "One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest" actress Louisa Moritz and publicist, Joan Tarshis. Dickinson and Tarshis allege Cosby drugged them, via pills with wine and when they later woke up, found evidence they had been raped and penetrated. Moritz alleges Cosby showed up in her dressing room, unzipped his pants and pushed her face to crotch with his hands, forcing her to perform oral sex. Moritz stated Cosby threatened, "Now you don't want to upset me and the plans for your future, do you?"

Many of the women accusing Cosby of rape exhibited the fear the superstar would destroy their careers if they did not accept the rapes and sexual assaults. There are other men in the industry, who engage in this thoroughly unethical behavior that is patently illegal. There are men and women in Hollywood, who arrogantly threaten and attempt to destroy the careers and lives of those who sexually rebuff them. Hollywood is a crazy, sexually deviant and largely unregulated place, where anything goes, even at innocent people's expense.

Thursday, October 2, 2014

Tracy Morgan Responds To The Outrageous Claims Of Walmart's Attorneys Who Blamed Him For His Injuries In Fatal Crash

Tracy Morgan in a wheel chair while undergoing rehabilitation to walk properly again after accident

Comedian/actor, Tracy Morgan, has responded to outrageous claims by attorneys representing retail giant, Walmart, laying blame on him for the serious, life threatening injuries he sustained in a fatal crash caused by one of their overworked, speeding drivers. The Walmart driver slammed into the star's limo bus, after he was on the road for 24-hours without sleep. 

Morgan stated in response to Walmart's lawyer's claims, "I can't believe Walmart is blaming me for an accident that they caused. My friends and I were doing nothing wrong. I want to thank my fans for sticking with me during this difficult time. I love you all. I'm fighting hard every day to get back."

Walmart's attorneys are really pushing it in trying to state a seatbelt could have spared Morgan injury in the above posted limo bus their 18-wheeler smashed up 

Walmart's attorneys have made this case that much worse in the court of public opinion, by blaming Morgan for not wearing a seatbelt. However, anyone who has seen the wrecked and crumpled limo bus, that was slammed into by the massive 18-wheeler truck, should have the common sense to deduce a seatbelt would not have prevented injury to the occupants of the practically crushed vehicle. The limo bus was so smashed and knocked over onto its side, all occupants sustained some form of damage and one of Morgan's friends died.

Word of advice to Walmart, get new lawyers. No reasonable set of jurors will feel sorry for anyone but Morgan and his fellow passengers once they see what your driver did to his limo bus. Not to mention, the anger they will feel when reading your lawyers blamed Morgan for the whole thing, rather than accepting responsibility for a criminally negligent, exhausted driver, who was arrested by police for reckless driving.

Thursday, September 25, 2014

Amber Rose And Nick Cannon's Divorces From Wiz Khalifa And Mariah Carey Being Scrutinized As Accusations Of Cheating Surface

Amber Rose Seen Getting Friendly With Her New Manager Nick Cannon



Wiz Khalifa and Amber Rose

Rapper, Wiz Khalifa and music video model, Amber Rose, wed a year ago. This week she has filed for divorce and custody of their 20-month-old son and is requesting spousal support from the rapper, whose funds are running down. In short, Wiz Khalifa's career was hot a year ago and now it's colder than the Arctic in winter.     


Nick Cannon to Wiz Khalifa: "I've got your kid!"

Comedian, Nick Cannon, recently filed for divorce from his wife, mentally ill singer, Mariah Carey. The split turned ugly, as Carey accused Cannon of cheating (and he did). Carey is demanding custody of their 4-year-old twins, while Cannon states she is mentally unstable and the kids are not in a safe environment.


Mariah Carey is gonna escalate the crazy and snatch out all of Amber Rose's hair until she is bald...oh wait! (white shoes with that dress, Mariah, really?)

Coincidentally (sarcasm) Cannon signed Rose to a deal, promising to launch her television career in Hollywood. Now social networking is awash in rumors Cannon has been having sex with Rose and the two filed for divorced from their significant others because they were cheating.

Thursday, August 14, 2014

Police State Comedian Robin Williams Hung Himself


Robin Williams

This is a follow up to the August 11, 2014 article "Hollywood Actor Robin Williams Kills Himself In Regrettable Suicide" where Judiciary Report stated Robin Williams "Police indicate he died from suicide and asphyxia, which could indicate he hanged himself or choked on substances he tried to ingest in high quantity."

The day after police released more information on the case, stating Williams did indeed hang himself as the Judiciary Report had suspected. Asphyxia indicates choking (smothering) and in reference to suicide almost always implies hanging. Williams was found hanging in the doorway of his closet. Something pushed him over the edge, sadly making him falsely believe he could no longer go on.

There has been controversy online in the wake of Williams’ suicide. Some on social networking have expressed sympathy, while others scorn regarding him taking his life. Some even launched attacks against his only daughter, which was sad. 

At the end of the day depression can strike anyone under the wrong circumstances. There are many situations that can leave a person depressed, regardless of race, religion, nationality, social status or finances. 

I am of the belief a mental breakdown due to circumstances, accompanied by an imbalance in the sufferer’s system (spikes and dips in select chemicals naturally occurring in the brain disturbing proper levels) distress and depression produces, triggers the compulsion to commit suicide. When a mind starts to comprehend and process tragic or highly negative news, brainwaves change. Brain scans reflect the mental changes in thought. Measuring the chemical activity and changes in the brain is another story. There is a scientific basis to this. 

Regardless of what happens, suicide is not the answer. Don’t give up on your life. Hold on to the will to live. Therapy to ascertain and address the underlying issues that cause depression as well as medical treatment saves lives and should be utilized more often.

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Thursday, December 26, 2013

Steve Harvey's Ex-Wife Thrown In Jail For Christmas Over Violating Gag Order (Video)


Mary Harvey, the ex-wife of actor/comedian/talk show host, Steve Harvey, was thrown in jail on December 19, 2013 and spent Christmas behind bars, for violating a gag order in their custody battle. Mary participated in You Tube videos that disparaged Harvey and violated the gag order placed on their custody dispute.



Steve Harvey and Mary Harvey years ago during their marriage

Mary was embittered over the fact Harvey divorced her and remarried. Out of spite, she has lied to the public in the past about the comedian, stating Harvey left her with nothing, when he'd given her multiple homes and ample cash to maintain a very comfortable lifestyle.


The most recent leak has to do with the former couple's son, Wynton Harvey. In 2008, Steve disciplined his son with a belt, after he was caught lying to his teacher at school. It left welts on the boy's behind and the back of his thighs. Texas Department of Family and Protective Services were called, they investigated and dismissed the case, stating the boy is "not at risk."


Mary stated to the press from jail, "I’m tired of getting pulled down to McKinney courthouse every time I say ‘Boo.’ I’m not going to be silenced." Her statements can be construed as an admission of guilt, regarding violating the gag order.


Saturday, February 16, 2013

Kevin Hart Won The MVP At The NBA Celebrity All Star Basketball Game Which Featured Usain Bolt


Yesterday, Comedian Kevin Hart won the MVP (Most Valuable Player, more like Most Valuable Potatohead) at the NBA's All Star Basketball game. Hart, with the grace of the Aflac Duck and Geico lizard, cheated his little way to victory.


Kevin Hart fake crying at winning the MVP again. Another one who thinks he is Michael Jordan.

But how are you going to give the MVP to a dude that stars on a show with the words "House Husbands" in the title. How did the team mascot win the MVP. Hart is 2 inches shorter than my mama, who is all of 5 feet tall and can't play basketball either (wink). Why don't you just make her the MVP then, since we're giving away stuff (LOL).


Kevin Hart's longwinded speech

Regarding Hart being given the trophy, I demand a recount, DNA and proof there were no "hanging chads." Seriously, whoever heard of a black guy winning MVP at a basketball game. I've said it before and I'll say it again. The NBA needs to stop "holding the black white man down."


Usain Bolt's dunk wasn't enough to get the MVP, from a man half his height. It was a victory for short folks everywhere, you know, like my mom (just teasing).

There are more black people in the NBA than at KFC (and if you know how much black people eat chicken, you will understand the gravity of that statement). Just kidding (white people reading the site don't repeat that chicken joke LOL). Seriously, It looks like a great time was had by all, both black and white and that's how it's supposed to be.