Showing posts with label MVP. Show all posts
Showing posts with label MVP. Show all posts

Monday, February 16, 2015

Kevin Hart Gets Manhandled By 14-Year-Old Mo'Ne Davis During NBA Celebrity All Star Game (Video)

Kevin Hart was the star of the NBA Celebrity All Star Game, delivering the laughs. Kevin's performance on the court included clawing, scratching, screaming, plenty of side eye and yelling at refs. Kevin even tried to run over a 14-year-old girl on the court. It was true sportsmanship (LOL). Dignity just out the window.


Kevin Hart's only dignified moment during the entire game

Kevin played for the East. He was guarded by super talented 14-year-old female athlete Mo'Ne Davis...who is average height...yet was still taller than Kevin. Mo'Ne manhandled Kevin. Mo'Ne brushed Kevin out the way like he was a little mosquito buzzing under the rim. That's right girl. Teach that little pint sized Eddie Murphy a lesson.


Mike Golic trying to take the trophy from Kevin Hart. That's the white Kanye (LOL).

Despite Kevin's best efforts, the West won. Yet, Kevin won MVP. Meanwhile I'm watching the show thinking MVP must not mean Most Valuable Player anymore and now stands for Most Valuable Pipsqueak (kidding). Kevin's acceptance speech was hilarious. Kevin was interrupted by ESPN's Mike Golic, who correctly concluded he should not have won MVP.


Kevin getting pimp slapped by a 14-year-old (Mo'Ne Davis)

Golic tried to snatch the trophy from Kevin, in what he branded "A Kanye moment" telling him "You don't get this." Kevin pulled the race card over the undeserved MVP, informing Golic, who is white, that "It's black history month. Let this happen." Then Kevin compared himself to basketball greats Lebron and Kobe. 


Look at Mo'Ne behind Kevin with that "I'm gonna beat him down in the parking lot and take my trophy" look on her face
 

Kevin in an emotional moment after winning MVP (you know everyone who voted for him was probably related to him)


Kevin retiring from basketball stating "I can't do anymore" (LOL)


Kevin's Kobe/Lebron moment

Side Bar: Mo'Ne Davis is such a talented athlete. She plays baseball and basketball so well. She is also photogenic. With the right career guidance she could become a big star.

Side Bar 2: I know I teased Kevin Hart a lot in this article, but he is truly a funny comedian. His expressions are priceless. Not to mention, it takes a big man to turn jokes about his height into a multi-million dollar fortune. You're a good sport.

Sunday, June 23, 2013

Miami Heat To Celebrate Third NBA Championship With Parade


Miami Heat

The Miami Heat are scheduled to celebrate their third NBA championship on Monday, June 24, 2013, with a parade in downtown Miami. The Heat beat the San Antonio Spurs in a very riveting finals that was a true sports battle. The Spurs are a great team of fighters and basically gave people in Miami the runs and angina when they gave the Heat a run for their money. I'm not going to lie, I would log on to Twitter and look at Tony Parker's page hating, like why do you have to be so good! So, I'm glad the Heat won.


I'm also glad the best player in the league, Lebron James, won the MVP again. Of course, now that he has, some folks will move the goalpost again, regarding the much talked and written about player. But make no mistake, the championship was a true team effort, as they were all needed a crucial points to make vital plays that got them to the finals and sealed the win. Been a fan of the Heat since its inception when I was a kid. I attended various Heat meet and greets with my family over the years and I must state, it is great to see them doing so well. Congrats everyone. 

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Saturday, February 16, 2013

Kevin Hart Won The MVP At The NBA Celebrity All Star Basketball Game Which Featured Usain Bolt


Yesterday, Comedian Kevin Hart won the MVP (Most Valuable Player, more like Most Valuable Potatohead) at the NBA's All Star Basketball game. Hart, with the grace of the Aflac Duck and Geico lizard, cheated his little way to victory.


Kevin Hart fake crying at winning the MVP again. Another one who thinks he is Michael Jordan.

But how are you going to give the MVP to a dude that stars on a show with the words "House Husbands" in the title. How did the team mascot win the MVP. Hart is 2 inches shorter than my mama, who is all of 5 feet tall and can't play basketball either (wink). Why don't you just make her the MVP then, since we're giving away stuff (LOL).


Kevin Hart's longwinded speech

Regarding Hart being given the trophy, I demand a recount, DNA and proof there were no "hanging chads." Seriously, whoever heard of a black guy winning MVP at a basketball game. I've said it before and I'll say it again. The NBA needs to stop "holding the black white man down."


Usain Bolt's dunk wasn't enough to get the MVP, from a man half his height. It was a victory for short folks everywhere, you know, like my mom (just teasing).

There are more black people in the NBA than at KFC (and if you know how much black people eat chicken, you will understand the gravity of that statement). Just kidding (white people reading the site don't repeat that chicken joke LOL). Seriously, It looks like a great time was had by all, both black and white and that's how it's supposed to be.

Monday, February 21, 2011

Justin Bieber Wins MVP At All Star Basketball Game


Justin Bieber

17-year-old singer/actor Justin Bieber, proves there is so much he can do, by scooping the top prize at the NBA All Star weekend, winning the MVP. Maybe Bieber missed his calling in the NBA. Then again, his music fans are not complaining.

Bieber and his hair thinking of their next move

With pressure mounting, Bieber proved himself to be the Most Valuable Player, which pleased his fans. More impressively, the Canadian superstar kept every, single hair on his frequently photographed head in place. Smooth.


Basketball greats Michael Jordan and Shaquille O'Neal never accomplished that feat. Well, maybe that's because they shaved their heads bald (just teasing).

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