Kevin Hart Gets Manhandled By 14-Year-Old Mo'Ne Davis During NBA Celebrity All Star Game (Video)

Kevin Hart was the star of the NBA Celebrity All Star Game, delivering the laughs. Kevin's performance on the court included clawing, scratching, screaming, plenty of side eye and yelling at refs. Kevin even tried to run over a 14-year-old girl on the court. It was true sportsmanship (LOL). Dignity just out the window.

Kevin Hart's only dignified moment during the entire game

Kevin played for the East. He was guarded by super talented 14-year-old female athlete Mo'Ne Davis...who is average height...yet was still taller than Kevin. Mo'Ne manhandled Kevin. Mo'Ne brushed Kevin out the way like he was a little mosquito buzzing under the rim. That's right girl. Teach that little pint sized Eddie Murphy a lesson.

Mike Golic trying to take the trophy from Kevin Hart. That's the white Kanye (LOL).

Despite Kevin's best efforts, the West won. Yet, Kevin won MVP. Meanwhile I'm watching the show thinking MVP must not mean Most Valuable Player anymore and now stands for Most Valuable Pipsqueak (kidding). Kevin's acceptance speech was hilarious. Kevin was interrupted by ESPN's Mike Golic, who correctly concluded he should not have won MVP.

Kevin getting pimp slapped by a 14-year-old (Mo'Ne Davis)

Golic tried to snatch the trophy from Kevin, in what he branded "A Kanye moment" telling him "You don't get this." Kevin pulled the race card over the undeserved MVP, informing Golic, who is white, that "It's black history month. Let this happen." Then Kevin compared himself to basketball greats Lebron and Kobe. 

Look at Mo'Ne behind Kevin with that "I'm gonna beat him down in the parking lot and take my trophy" look on her face

 

Kevin in an emotional moment after winning MVP (you know everyone who voted for him was probably related to him)

Kevin retiring from basketball stating "I can't do anymore" (LOL)

Kevin's Kobe/Lebron moment

Side Bar: Mo'Ne Davis is such a talented athlete. She plays baseball and basketball so well. She is also photogenic. With the right career guidance she could become a big star.

Side Bar 2: I know I teased Kevin Hart a lot in this article, but he is truly a funny comedian. His expressions are priceless. Not to mention, it takes a big man to turn jokes about his height into a multi-million dollar fortune. You're a good sport.

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Kim Kardashian Hit North West With The Morning Breath (Photo)

North West to mom Kim Kardashian: Oh no you didn't just hit me with the morning breath! I'm telling daddy.

A series of photos were released this past weekend featuring reality star Kim Kardashian holding her baby North West up in the air like she is Simba from the movie "The Lion King." However, the look on little North West's face would have you thinking Kim just hit that baby with the morning breath, the way she was frowning.

Kanye West to Kim Kardashian: North told me you hit her with that morning breath this morning.

Do you guys think North has figured out who her parents are, because that poor baby looks exasperated with everything and she isn't even a year old yet. Just wait until she sees her daddy's outburst reel, featuring Kanye West exploding at everyone from Taylor Swift to the paparazzi. Here's hoping she never sees her mother's highlight reel, which is probably her exploding out of her clothes in a tape with Ray J that is NSFW (not safe for work).

Kids Today Are Not Playing...

My friend's adorable 5-year-old nephew laid down the law regarding his aunt. He went to her room and asked her for some cereal. She told him he knows where it is and to go ahead and pour some in the kitchen.

Clearly not amused by the lack of service in the establishment, his aunt's house, he kindly informed her, "Do you want me to call child services on you!" (LOL he got you and if you know what's good for you, you better go get his cereal). These kids today aren't playing. 

Much like a few weeks ago we were all out to dinner and he decided to cut loose. His dad told him to behave. Little man looked at his dad, declined and simply stated, "You wouldn't beat me in public." Meanwhile I'm sitting there thinking, "Your daddy is black, oh yes he would. Run! (haha)"

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Funny Signs (Photo)

Tonight as I was passing by a famous, world class hotel, due to it being somewhat dark outside, a part of the sign was not fully illuminated. So instead of saying "Trump Tower " it looked like it said "Rump Tower ." No disrespect intended, but it was funny. Here are some funny signs from the internet to brighten your night with a bit of comic relief:
 

 

Girl Burns Her Hair Off During Curling Iron Video Tutorial

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Spotted at Straight From The A Blog

Young Tori Locklear decided to share her wealth of knowledge with the world on how to get that perfect curl. There was just one problem. She herself didn't know how either and burned her hair off, in one of the funniest tutorial videos on You Tube. Poor baby. Don't worry. It'll grow back. And the moral of the story is, Tori, don't curl your hair anymore (kidding).

Judge Dismissed Lindsay Lohan's Lawsuit She Filed Against Rapper Pitbull

Lindsay Lohan (Photo Credit: Xposure Photos)
 

A judge has thrown out a lawsuit brought by actress Lindsay Lohan, against rapper, Pitbull, over his song "Give Me Everything." The lyric in question that enraged jailbird Lohan stated, "I got it locked up like Lindsay Lohan." Like he lied. You've been to jail more than once and are facing it again.

Lohan found the lyric defamatory, exploitative and upsetting. She stated in legal papers it caused her emotional distress. Wow, more emotional distress than when you punched a woman in the face at a New York night club, jeopardizing your probation. Gandhi and Nelson Mandela have nothing on you, Lindsay.

Kevin Hart Won The MVP At The NBA Celebrity All Star Basketball Game Which Featured Usain Bolt

Yesterday, Comedian Kevin Hart won the MVP (Most Valuable Player, more like Most Valuable Potatohead) at the NBA's All Star Basketball game. Hart, with the grace of the Aflac Duck and Geico lizard, cheated his little way to victory.

Kevin Hart fake crying at winning the MVP again. Another one who thinks he is Michael Jordan.

But how are you going to give the MVP to a dude that stars on a show with the words "House Husbands" in the title. How did the team mascot win the MVP. Hart is 2 inches shorter than my mama, who is all of 5 feet tall and can't play basketball either (wink). Why don't you just make her the MVP then, since we're giving away stuff (LOL).

Kevin Hart's longwinded speech

Regarding Hart being given the trophy, I demand a recount, DNA and proof there were no "hanging chads." Seriously, whoever heard of a black guy winning MVP at a basketball game. I've said it before and I'll say it again. The NBA needs to stop "holding the black white man down."

Usain Bolt's dunk wasn't enough to get the MVP, from a man half his height. It was a victory for short folks everywhere, you know, like my mom (just teasing).

There are more black people in the NBA than at KFC (and if you know how much black people eat chicken, you will understand the gravity of that statement). Just kidding (white people reading the site don't repeat that chicken joke LOL). Seriously, It looks like a great time was had by all, both black and white and that's how it's supposed to be.

The Chicago Bulls Number One Fan Barack Obama Finally Invites Championship Winning Miami Heat To The White House

 

Barack Obama wearing a Chicago Bulls cap. Too bad the Miami Heat took the "bull by the horns."

U.S. President Barack Obama is a sports fan like many of us. He is also a major fan of the NBA, particularly his hometown team the Chicago Bulls, who got spanked by the best team in the league, The Miami Heat. President Obama, being a "bitter Betty" was not thrilled with the news his team did not win the championship, after he boldly declared they would. As a result, the Judiciary Report has taken the opportunity to goad him about this topic (again).

Miami Heat, ironically using Obama's slogan "Yes we can"

After alleged scheduling conflict (something about an election last year) Obama has finally consented to inviting the winning team, did I mention it's the Heat, to the White House, in a gathering scheduled for next Monday, while his precious Bulls look at the photos of the event online (grin). And to the Heat, do make sure you show the President your championship rings. Flash the bling at him. Even their wives have them...did I mention the 2012 Bulls don't (just teasing). At least I've taken the Heat's win with humility and grace. Seriously, the Bulls are a great team too (they just didn't win *raspberry*).

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Duck Dynasty Season Finale Sets Another Record

 

Duck Dynasty  

The season finale of the show "Duck Dynasty" pulled in a record 6,500,000 viewers, shattering records at the A&E network. It is definitely one of my new favorite shows. It's nice to be able to tune into something that's new, funny and endearing. The Judiciary Report wishes the Robertsons the best. Looking forward to the new season.

Side Bar: I noticed on Twitter that grown women have been talking about 16-year-old John Luke Robertson's looks, which led me to write on said social networking site, ya'll are going to jail (LOL). Let the boy turn 18. Until then he is jail bait.

Duck Dynasty Scores Record Cable Ratings

Duck Dynasty

The ratings for the new episodes of the reality show "Duck Dynasty" which aired this past Wednesday, set a cable television record, bringing in 4,900,000 viewers for A&E. The lovable, funny Robertsons are a hit with viewing audiences. It's way better than a lot of the junk on TV.

Those poor unsuspecting ducks

People are enjoying watching the exploits of the Christian rags to riches southerners, who made their money making duck calls. I find the jokes hilarious. The show is refreshing. I relate to Willie Robertson the most - running your businesses while trying to talk your family out of doing stuff that simply may not turn out right (see: party pooper).

Little Girl Crying Over The Election Says 'I'm Tired Of Bronco Bama And Mitt Romney' (Video)

Oh Snap! This Little Girl Is Not Playing!

A little 4-year-old girl went off and said she is sick of the election and wants it over with. Those weren't her exact words, but you get the point. She started crying and said she is, "Tired of Bronco Bama and Mitt Romney." I'm not gonna lie, I laughed. "Bronco Bama?" Priceless.

In America, especially in the South, black people use the word "Bama" to refer to an unsophisticated man or woman, who is not worldly. It's like calling someone a country bumpkin. That little girl needs to be careful or "Bronco" will have her family audited by the IRS. Just five more days to go...

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Mitt Romney Makes Fun Of Himself And President Obama At A Charity Dinner

 

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Barack Obama (left) and Mitt Romney (right)

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With The Way Black People Love Chicken...

 

Big Bird 

Thought of the day: with the way black people love and consume chicken, it's a wonder they are not on the endangered species list. I'm black, so I can make that joke. White people reading the site, a heads up, you can laugh at the joke, but don't repeat it.

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Axolotl (left, just in case you got confused) and Lady Gaga (Photo Credit: John P. Clare)

 

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Joe Biden (second from the right)

Vice President Joe Biden was seen getting up close and personal with a female biker, while campaigning for President Barack Obama. What would Mrs. Biden say. The expressions of the men in the picture looking at Biden are priceless. The Vice President is known for his gaffes and colorful remarks that grab headlines.

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Armenian national team's cool Olympic uniforms

Yesterday, I saw two Olympians from the Armenian national team walking in London's bustling Charing Cross district. They were wearing their team uniforms and people smiled at them. One Armenian athlete was a man and the other a woman. 

Kim Kardashian

I couldn't help but notice, neither athlete had a massive Kardashian butt, like Armenian-American reality stars Kim Kardashian and Robert Kardashian are known for. This is probably why they qualified for the Olympic team, as unlike the Kardashians' they have talent and their butts are aerodynamic.

Rob Kardashian

Being Jamaican, I am up on the latest jokes regarding the Jamaican Olympic team. One of my relatives told me a joke going around Kingston, Jamaica. As many of you know, drug dealer/gunman "Dudus" was arrested last year. However, the joke goes, people around the world wonder why Jamaicans run so fast (Usain Bolt, Yohan Blake, Asafa Powell, Nesta Carter).

Usain Bolt

Well, it was because when Dudus was free, they didn't know if it was real gunfire/crossfire regarding something else or if it was the starter pistol for the track race, so they'd run for dear life at the sound either way (you know, just to be sure LOL). Of course, they're only kidding.

 

2012 Olympic archery 

Another thing, in looking at the archery and shooting events in the Olympics, I can't help but think, maybe we should have sprung "Dudus" and entered him in these categories, cause dude would probably clean up and win the gold medals. Just kidding.

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On a recent tour stop, desperate 54-year-old pop tart Mandonna, er, Madonna, terrified an unsuspecting audience and the internet by default, via flashing her National Geographic breast and boy butt. Thankfully, the Judiciary Report did not witness the carnage, but read about it instead in the newspaper. 

Why that nut feels the need to do such a thing, when she is old enough to be a grandmother, is beyond comprehension. This is what happens when a so-called singer has no talent - gimmicks all the way to try to blind blight and distract audiences. You're not hot.

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In the second photo, a dog gains the upper hand, over a persistent little boy, who proves you can't keep a good (little) man down.  

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Justin Bieber (Photo Credit: Big Pictures Photo)

Pop singer Justin Bieber, who strives to be the new king of pop, since the passing of Michael Jackson in 2009, from a pharmaceutical drug overdose, just moved one step closer to his goal. The Bieber was seen wearing a surgical mask in public, an item favored by Jackson.

Michael Jackson

He is even sampling Jackson's music on his new album "Believe." Will Bieber get a Geri Curl next? (I sure hope so LOL). How about a sequined glove? Will he buy his own monkey or perhaps dangle a baby from a hotel balcony?" As the slogan goes, "Inquiring minds want to know."

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