Rihanna Breaks Down Crying At An Item On Instagram Stating Chris Brown Got Girlfriend Karrueche Tran Pregnant (Photos)

Wackstar, Karrueche Tran and Chris Brown

 

One of Chris Brown's friends who goes by the internet handle "Wackstar" posted a photo of himself sitting beside the singer and his girlfriend, model, Karrueche Tran. The photo included a caption "Congratulations I hope it's a boy." Rihanna read it and immediately reactivated her Instagram account and posted a photo of herself with tears in her eyes. Rihanna had been suspended by Instagram for posting pictures of her nipples. 

 

Rihanna posts photo to Instagram with tears in her eyes after Chris Brown's friend Wackstar says the singer's girlfriend Karrueche Tran is pregnant 

It was one of her worst nightmares - Karrueche pregnant for Chris. However, turns out it was a joke from "Wackstar" and Brown and Karrueche went along with it for a few hours. What this incident proves is that Rihanna is still in love with Chris Brown and watching his and Karrueche's every move online, which this site has stated for the past few years. The site has also maintained that Rihanna repeatedly inquires about what Chris is doing, asking people in the industry about his movements and plans. 

Barack Obama Says There Is 'Crack' In The Pies At The White House (Video)

U.S. President Barack Obama jokingly stated there is "crack" in the pies at the White House, blaming the pastry chef, Bill Yosses, for his excellent banking skills, which undoubtedly will cause his Republican rivals to state, "Aha! We knew it" taking a dig at his political policies. President Obama just had a Vice President Joe Biden moment with that episode.

Kim Kardashian Hit North West With The Morning Breath (Photo)

North West to mom Kim Kardashian: Oh no you didn't just hit me with the morning breath! I'm telling daddy.

A series of photos were released this past weekend featuring reality star Kim Kardashian holding her baby North West up in the air like she is Simba from the movie "The Lion King." However, the look on little North West's face would have you thinking Kim just hit that baby with the morning breath, the way she was frowning.

Kanye West to Kim Kardashian: North told me you hit her with that morning breath this morning.

Do you guys think North has figured out who her parents are, because that poor baby looks exasperated with everything and she isn't even a year old yet. Just wait until she sees her daddy's outburst reel, featuring Kanye West exploding at everyone from Taylor Swift to the paparazzi. Here's hoping she never sees her mother's highlight reel, which is probably her exploding out of her clothes in a tape with Ray J that is NSFW (not safe for work).

Obama Busted With Lipstick On His Collar And Guess Who Put It There (Video)

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U.S. President Barack Obama found himself in a bit of a pickle yesterday, as a bright red lipstick stain appeared on his white shirt collar. During a gathering at the White House to celebrate Asian American and Pacific Islanders Heritage Month, somebody's auntie got overexcited and tried to kiss him on the cheek and missed.

Instead, the smooch landed on his shirt collar, leaving the president to publicly explain why he fears his wife and how the lipstick mark arrived there. Hey, as most married men know, a live chicken is better than a dead duck. He didn't want Mrs. Obama to go all Chief Keef on him (I'm just kidding).

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Obama Jokes About Lipstick Stain on Shirt Collar

May 28, 2013 6:17pm - President Obama had a bit of a lipstick problem at the White House Tuesday evening. A bright red stain appearing on the collar of his white shirt as he took the stage for a speech. The president quickly called out the woman responsible for the big red smudge saying he didn’t want to get in trouble with First Lady Michelle Obama.

"I want to thank everybody who’s here for the incredible warmth of the reception. A sign of the warmth is the lipstick on my collar. I have to say I think I know the culprit," the president said to laughter at the Asian American and Pacific Islanders Heritage Month celebration at the White House. "Where’s Jessica Sanchez? It wasn’t Jessica. It was her aunt. Where is she? Auntie, right there. Look at this. Look at this. I just want everybody to witness." "I do not want to get in trouble with Michelle, so I’m calling you out right in front of everybody," he joked...

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Funny Signs (Photo)

Tonight as I was passing by a famous, world class hotel, due to it being somewhat dark outside, a part of the sign was not fully illuminated. So instead of saying "Trump Tower " it looked like it said "Rump Tower ." No disrespect intended, but it was funny. Here are some funny signs from the internet to brighten your night with a bit of comic relief:
 

 

Beyonce's New Song Bow Down Being Slammed And Laughed At Online And At Radio

Now that she has muscles like a man Beyonce is blasphemously telling everyone to "Bow Down"

Singer Beyonce Knowles has made another bad career move, in a misstep that will not help her forthcoming CD. Her new profanity laden, arrogant, sacrilegious song "Bow Down" is being ripped to shreds by audiences online, slammed by bloggers, laughed at on air by radio DJs and mocked by her contemporaries, such as Keyshia Cole (see lyrics below).

Cover of "Bow Down" is desperate to say the least

Beyonce's last two albums flopped on the charts, turning in poor, lackluster sales. Knowles is desperate for a hit, as her singles have been failing on the charts as well. However, resorting to such desperation, will not shift singles and CDs, just result in people calling her a hypocrite, which is what is happening now. Telling people to bow down and worship her is also not helping "Illuminati" devil worship rumors online, as to state such a thing is considered an offense in Christianity.

Media Take Out slammed Beyonce's new single proclaiming her CD will flop

Beyonce is really believing the hype, but at the end of the day, she's been discredited due to dozens of allegations and lawsuits filed against her for copyright infringement and racketeering, in stealing people's songs, videos, clothing lines and perfumes. At the end of the day, you can't sing like Aretha Franklin or Whitney Houston nor can you dance like Michael Jackson or write music, resorting to proven cases of copyright infringement (Beyonce Steals Again But This Time From Sam Cooke, En Vogue & A European Artist).

Keyshia Cole slams Beyonce (Screen caps by Rhymes With Snitch)

Therefore, to claim people are jealous of you when you covetously steal from others or should show you deference for basically being a thief, as copyright infringement is a federal and international crime, betrays great delusions of grandeur on your part. Respect is earned, not stolen or demanded.

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Beyonce's "Bow Down/I Been On"

[Verse 1: Beyonce]
I know when you were little girls
You dreamt of being in my world
Don’t forget it , don’t forget it
Respect that, bow down bi***es
I took some time to live my life
But don’t think i’m just his little wife
Don’t get it twisted, get it twisted
This my s**t, bow down b***hes

[Bridge: Beyonce]
Bow down b***hes, bow bow down b***hes
Bow down b***hes, bow bow down b***hes
H-town bishes, h-h-town bishes
I’m so crown, bow bow down b***hes

[Hook x2]
I been on, I been on
I been on, tell me who gon’
Take me off, take me off
Take me off, take me off ‘cuz

[Verse 2]
Rolling high, leather and louis
Keep the treeuh, thats what good
Kiss my momma, show that love
Pop them bottles in that club
I heard your boo was talking lip
I told my crew to smack that trick
Smack that trick, smack that trick
Guess what they did, smack that trick
Gold everything, gold a*s chain
Gold ass rings, gold a*s fangs
You could see me stunt when you turn and you scream
You could see me stunt when you turn and you scream
I’m bigger than life, my name in the lights
I’m the number one chick, ain’t need no hype
The capital b means, I’m ‘bout that life
The capital b means, I’m ‘bout that life

'Is That A Joke?': Beyonce Gets Mixed Reaction After Releasing New Track 'Bow Down/I Been On'

March 18, 2013 - ...The 31 year old teased the track, with the full release said to be on April 11th, alongside a photo of herself as a child, with a room full of trophies behind her.

The lyrics include the lines: "I know when you were little girls you dreamt of being in my world. Don’t forget it. Respect that. Bow Down b******," which has automatically divided her fans, it seems. The three minute, 34 second clip also includes: "I took my time to live my life but don’t think I’m just his little wife. Don’t get it twisted this is my sh*t."

While the new track addresses her absence from the music industry and asserts her authority as Queen Bee of the charts, but the music is already causing controversy and dividing fans...but not everyone was pleased with the musical offerings and one fan tweeted: "how can u sing at the presidents inauguration then release this disgusting, offensive song @beyonce? I'm genuinely shocked." (sic). Even radio 1 DJ Scott Mills joined the criticism, saying: "Is that Beyonce song a joke?"

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Keyshia Cole Slams Beyonce For New Song ‘Bow Down’

Mon, March 18, 2013 5:43pm - There’s one girl definitely not ‘bowing down’ to Beyonce...Beyonce just released her new single, "Bow Down", on Mar. 17, and within 24 hours she was already getting mixed feedback. You either hate it or love it. And, Keyshia Cole defintely ain’t lovin’ it!

Keyshia thinks that Queen B took it too far with her single "Bow Down". Keyshia took it to Twitter on March 18, to try and bring Beyonce back down to earth. Keyshia tweeted, "First "Women need to Stick together" now bitches better Bow. Smh. But it’s all G! Chicks stay shooting the s**t. But when I speak my mind its a prob. #Well #StayMad."

She then continued to tweet, "I done kept it real from the start! #RespectTHAT" and "Can’t stand when people all self righteous when it’s convenient it makes them look good. Lmao! But can still talk s**t when convenient 2 FOH."...

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Daily Mail Reader Feedback:

That song is horrible...I guess it should be when your only focus is telling the world how dang great you are and we sould bow down. I bet she'll realize her mistake when that song tanks. - Pixie , Miami Beach, United States, 19/3/2013 02:23

Devil Worshiper Beyonce is the IDIOT Bi*** that BOW DOWNS To The DEVIL - Her Illuminati Music and her Evil Worshipping will make her Pay ONE DAY and she will Suffer. There's a Special Place in Hell for you and your Demonic Music. I don't understand how some people are so blind and don't see the evil behind her twisted music,videos, & dances. She thinks she runs the world But GOD RUNS THE WORLD! Don't Get It Twisted & Don't You Forget THAT BEYONCE!!! Your Nothing But A Used Puppet Owned by Evil - Neeehh , across the ocean and back, United States, 19/3/2013 02:20

Big head!!!!!!!!!!- CAZ , SCOTLAND, United Kingdom, 19/3/2013 01:01

She is a Socialist A hole and needs to be taken down a peg or two! Her and her annoying husband! Don't buy their trash! - USA Girl , Warrenton, 19/3/2013 00:24

hahahaha! proof that the lady is out of touch with reality! and stop bleaching your skin. - joyfulgirl_99 , Charlestown, Saint Kitts And Nevis, 18/3/2013 23:43

She's getting whiter by the day but still "defending her sisters"? She should leave her beautiful skin as it was when she was a girl - nini , gva, 18/3/2013 21:48................

She is so pretentious and full of herself. - ichvermissedich , forests, United States, 18/3/2013 23:06

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Girl Burns Her Hair Off During Curling Iron Video Tutorial

 This Is Why Hair Dressers Keep Making Money

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Young Tori Locklear decided to share her wealth of knowledge with the world on how to get that perfect curl. There was just one problem. She herself didn't know how either and burned her hair off, in one of the funniest tutorial videos on You Tube. Poor baby. Don't worry. It'll grow back. And the moral of the story is, Tori, don't curl your hair anymore (kidding).

Judge Dismissed Lindsay Lohan's Lawsuit She Filed Against Rapper Pitbull

Lindsay Lohan (Photo Credit: Xposure Photos)
 

A judge has thrown out a lawsuit brought by actress Lindsay Lohan, against rapper, Pitbull, over his song "Give Me Everything." The lyric in question that enraged jailbird Lohan stated, "I got it locked up like Lindsay Lohan." Like he lied. You've been to jail more than once and are facing it again.

Lohan found the lyric defamatory, exploitative and upsetting. She stated in legal papers it caused her emotional distress. Wow, more emotional distress than when you punched a woman in the face at a New York night club, jeopardizing your probation. Gandhi and Nelson Mandela have nothing on you, Lindsay.

The Chicago Bulls Number One Fan Barack Obama Finally Invites Championship Winning Miami Heat To The White House

 

Barack Obama wearing a Chicago Bulls cap. Too bad the Miami Heat took the "bull by the horns."

U.S. President Barack Obama is a sports fan like many of us. He is also a major fan of the NBA, particularly his hometown team the Chicago Bulls, who got spanked by the best team in the league, The Miami Heat. President Obama, being a "bitter Betty" was not thrilled with the news his team did not win the championship, after he boldly declared they would. As a result, the Judiciary Report has taken the opportunity to goad him about this topic (again).

Miami Heat, ironically using Obama's slogan "Yes we can"

After alleged scheduling conflict (something about an election last year) Obama has finally consented to inviting the winning team, did I mention it's the Heat, to the White House, in a gathering scheduled for next Monday, while his precious Bulls look at the photos of the event online (grin). And to the Heat, do make sure you show the President your championship rings. Flash the bling at him. Even their wives have them...did I mention the 2012 Bulls don't (just teasing). At least I've taken the Heat's win with humility and grace. Seriously, the Bulls are a great team too (they just didn't win *raspberry*).

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Little Girl Crying Over The Election Says 'I'm Tired Of Bronco Bama And Mitt Romney' (Video)

Oh Snap! This Little Girl Is Not Playing!

A little 4-year-old girl went off and said she is sick of the election and wants it over with. Those weren't her exact words, but you get the point. She started crying and said she is, "Tired of Bronco Bama and Mitt Romney." I'm not gonna lie, I laughed. "Bronco Bama?" Priceless.

In America, especially in the South, black people use the word "Bama" to refer to an unsophisticated man or woman, who is not worldly. It's like calling someone a country bumpkin. That little girl needs to be careful or "Bronco" will have her family audited by the IRS. Just five more days to go...

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With The Way Black People Love Chicken...

 

Big Bird 

Thought of the day: with the way black people love and consume chicken, it's a wonder they are not on the endangered species list. I'm black, so I can make that joke. White people reading the site, a heads up, you can laugh at the joke, but don't repeat it.

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Was Michelle Obama Making A Move On Sports Star David Beckham

What Would Barack Say (LOL)

First Lady Michelle Obama hugging up handsome football star David Beckham

Well, well well! First Lady Michelle Obama is human after all. She went to London, England for the 2012 Olympics, to cheer on the U.S. team, but along the way got side tracked when she saw good looking British football player David Beckham.

Women sure take to David Beckham, don't they

It was probably a plot of the British government - they send out their best looking men to mesmerize connected women into spilling national secrets - just kidding. Nonetheless, Mrs. Obama looked awfully happy to see Beckham. Hmm, I wonder why. 

Obama: I should have Beckham deported, shouldn't I! (joking)

In all seriousness, the First Lady  met Beckham at a White House function this year in Washington, D.C., congratulating the American team he plays for, the Los Angeles Galaxy, on winning the soccer title in the MLS. Therefore, the exchange shown in these pictures, was all in good fun. 

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Justin Bieber Doesn't Like You Talking About His Mama

Justin Bieber

Teen pop star Justin Bieber sent out a very clear message during a radio show this week, by hanging up on the host - you can mess with his hair, but don't mess with his mama. Bieber hung up on the "Mojo in the Morning" radio show, for insinuating Harry Styles of the formulaic boyband One Direction was after his 38-year-old mother.

 

Justin Bieber

Bieber stated, ""I mean, definitely somewhat [I am friends with One Direction now]. They were in town a while ago and they came over and stuff, but, yeah, they're good kids," he said when asked about his friendship with the Brit boy banders, before adding, "I don't think you should worry about me [and my mom with Harry Styles] — worry about your mom, bro."

Justin Bieber with his parents Pattie and Jeremy

Turns out the interviewer's' mother was dead. Upon hearing this, Bieber to hung up. Nothing like a little foot in mouth to start off your day, huh Justin. Bieber was also annoyed the radio show accurately accused him of ripping off Justin Timberlake. As a result of the interview, Mojo has been suspended.

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Justin Bieber Has Finally Transformed Into The King Of Pop Michel Jackson

Justin Bieber (Photo Credit: Big Pictures Photo)

Pop singer Justin Bieber, who strives to be the new king of pop, since the passing of Michael Jackson in 2009, from a pharmaceutical drug overdose, just moved one step closer to his goal. The Bieber was seen wearing a surgical mask in public, an item favored by Jackson.

Michael Jackson

He is even sampling Jackson's music on his new album "Believe." Will Bieber get a Geri Curl next? (I sure hope so LOL). How about a sequined glove? Will he buy his own monkey or perhaps dangle a baby from a hotel balcony?" As the slogan goes, "Inquiring minds want to know."

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Mitt Romney's Wife Made A Joke About His Zipper That Is Being Interpreted As A Double Entendre

Mitt Romney and Ann Romney

It appears Ann Romney, the wife of Republican frontrunner, Mitt Romney, was getting frisky on the campaign trail, as the mother of five commented on her husband's zipper in a manner that seems to be a double entendre.

Mitt: she likes my Romney!

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Ann Romney: Unzip Mitt!

In an attempt to convince people that her husband is not as stiff as he appears on the campaign trail, Ann Romney suggested “we better unzip him and let the real Mitt Romney out.” Her comment, unsurprisingly, has gone viral, but what she meant to say was, Mitt’s not a robot!... (The Daily Beast).

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Justin Bieber Could Be Hit With Lawsuit Over Twitter Phone Prank Gone Wrong

Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber after a night of underage drinking at a Florida bar

Famous 18-year-old singer Justin Bieber, is in legal trouble over a prank gone wrong, which could cost him some cash. Bieber thought it would be funny to post a telephone number, one digit short, on his Twitter page, telling his fans "Call me right now." It didn't occur to him they would guess the missing number.

Bieber did not think of what would happen if his fans called the telephone number...and thousands of them did, annoying a real couple in Texas named Dilcie and Kent. The calls have been occurring on an hourly basis. As a result, they are threatening legal action against Bieber for the annoyance and inconvenience of the non-stop calls.

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Are Men The Source Of Women's Problems - A Funny Item Seems To Think So

For the record, I think men are fabulous, but I couldn't help but laugh when I read the following item on one of my friend's refrigerator and wanted to share it with you:

JUST A COINCIDENCE

I don't think so..

1.) MENstrual cramps

2.)MENtal breakdown

3.) MENopause

4.)MENtal Illness

Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN

A Comedic Look At Peyton Manning Considering Denver Over Miami For His Next Career Move In Football

Some tough choices for Peyton Manning

Well, well, well! Stellar football quarterback, Peyton Manning, is considering a move to Denver over Miami. He was in Florida recently and also made his way to Denver, Colorado. The Judiciary Report was not amused with his trip to Denver, as the Dolphins in Miami would be a great choice for him, as opposed to the Broncos.

To the people of Denver reading this website, look away now, because this could get ugly! Peyton, let me talk to you for a second. Why are you thinking about picking snow over picking oranges (not a word out of the New Yorkers reading the site - zip it). Let's compare shall we:

Denver (left) vs. Miami (right)

Denver (left) vs. Miami (right)

Denver (left) vs. Miami (right)

To the people of Denver, Colorado, I'm just joking. Note to self: hire security when visiting Denver.

Funny Photos Of The Obamas That May Indicate Something About Their Sex Life

President Barack Obama

As many of you know, there's only 8-months left until the 2012 Presidential Election in the United States. Due to this fact, President Obama has been burning the midnight oil, feverishly trying to turn the U.S. economy around, to impress voters, as he wants a second term in office.

First Lady Michelle Obama

In viewing some recently taken photographs of the Obamas at a state function, which some sites are implying reveal discord between the First Couple, the Judiciary Report, being the kind and considerate website it is, decided to put some comedic captions on the photos, where the president looks tired and his wife annoyed. Has Obama been neglecting his husbandly duties in favor of working on the economy.

Obama: not tonight Michelle, I have a headache!

Michelle Obama: you better take an Aspirin if you know what's good for you!

Obama: I have taken the Aspirin, dear!

Vice President Joe Biden: don't look at me. I don't have anything to do with this!

When Embarrassing Family Photos Strike

Some people have warm, loving families. While others have members that push you down a slide face first. The people at Awkward Family Photos have compiled a few odd family photos that will make you feel normal about your own. You're welcome.

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