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Wednesday, July 2, 2014

Barack Obama Says There Is 'Crack' In The Pies At The White House (Video)


U.S. President Barack Obama jokingly stated there is "crack" in the pies at the White House, blaming the pastry chef, Bill Yosses, for his excellent banking skills, which undoubtedly will cause his Republican rivals to state, "Aha! We knew it" taking a dig at his political policies. President Obama just had a Vice President Joe Biden moment with that episode.

Wednesday, February 12, 2014

The Obama And Beyonce Sexual Affair Scandal Happened For One Reason...


Michelle Obama: Oh, we're gonna talk later about THOT Beyonce!

This past Sunday, a French paparazzo, who is a friend of France’s former First Lady, Carla Bruni, stated she is in possession of evidence regarding a sexual affair between U.S. President Barack Obama and singer Beyonce, who is married to rapper Jay-Z. 


Barack Obama, Beyonce Knowles (Marilyn Monhoe) and Jay-Z in 2012
 
Beyonce continually fawns over President Obama in public to the point that it is outright flirting and disrespectful. The glances she gives Obama in public she doesn’t give her own husband Jay-Z. I ask you, if they were single, who would you choose, Obama or Jay-Z. There’s no comparison there. Jay-Z is no Denzel Washington. Who in their right mind would pick Jay-Z over Obama (and that’s the war going on in Beyonce’s dimly lit head, but she needs to remember she is married and so is Obama). 


Mrs. Obama needs to take her oath of office as First Lady. I think it goes something like, "I vow to 'protect and serve' the presidential penis 'from all enemies foreign and domestic.'" Ok, so maybe I got the oath crossed up, but I did get the "protect and serve" and "from all enemies foreign and domestic" part right (LOL).   


Beyonce enviously looking on at the Obamas

In pop culture circles, people repeatedly bash Beyonce’s husband Jay-Z stating he is not attractive and resembles Joe Camel (Jay-Z reminds me of the Ninja Turtles). Even Beyonce’s own uncle stated in an interview that she did not marry Jay-Z for love (as he is not pretty on the outside or inside, with the latter being more important).


Beyonce again looking inappropriate in the White House

Then you have Obama, the handsome first black President of the United States, who is well-spoken and refined. But then you also have his wife, First Lady Michelle Obama, who looks like she would choke a chick out if they dared to sleep with her husband. I don’t care what any of you say, yes, Mrs. Obama is all regal and dignified in public, but something tells me if a woman tried to bed Barack, she would snap, remember she is from Chicago and Chief Keef her (that would be the most anticipated fight ahead of Mayweather v. Pacquiao). 

 

What Beyonce wore to the White House trying to catch Obama's eye. Who wears something like that to a national residence. It was inappropriate.

But back to Beyonce looking thirsty around Obama. Now, it’s one thing to admire a head of state. However, the look of admiration is different from lustful stares and Beyonce often stares at Obama with lust in her eyes. Trust me, other women know that stare (some of you are giving the gardener that stare when he takes his shirt off and you chicks need to stop because you’re married LOL). 


Looks like Beyonce left half of her dress at home with Jay-Z


Beyonce wore this to the White House

Even in a photo of Obama dancing with his wife, you can see the awkward jealousy on Beyonce’s face. Beyonce also wears the most revealing clothes around Obama. Did you see the dress she wore to the White House recently, when Jay-Z was deliberately left off the guest list over the song “Open Letter.”


Former French First Lady Carla Bruni (whose friend started the rumor about Obama and Beyonce) and First Lady Michelle Obama giving her the death stare

This coupled with the horny stares Beyonce gives Obama is quite telling. Most people dress on the conservative side when meeting with a head of state and or his family. You can tell Beyonce is Obama’s for the taking. All he would have had to do is ask. However, it is wrong, as he belongs to his wife and no one else. 

 

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Friday, February 11, 2011

Michelle Obama Does Revealing Television Interview

Michelle Obama

U.S. First Lady, Michelle Obama, recently did a revealing interview on NBC's Today Show with Matt Lauer. She discussed her husband's politics, their children (Sasha Obama and Malia Obama), healthy school lunch initiatives...and touched upon the subject of her husband's graying hair.

Lauer asked the First Lady, if rumors are true that President Obama dyed his hair black, for the State visit of Chinese President, Hu Jintao, as news sites and blogs claimed. Surprisingly, she said no (No, I don't feel stupid at all). Well, what was it, then? Shoe polish. Just playing. For the record, there is nothing wrong with safely eliminating one's grays. It will make a person look 10-20 years younger.

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Wednesday, January 26, 2011

New Proposed Law To Threaten Obama's Reelection Bid

First Lady Michelle Obama to President Barack Obama: Did you marry me to get your papers (kidding)

The local government of the U.S. State of Arizona, is front and center again with the proposition of a controversial law. First there was the immigration bill, now there's the proposed presidential birth certificate act.

The government of Arizona, emboldened by a new wave of Republican incumbents, seeks to pass a new law, which would require any candidate for President of the United States, present an original copy of their birth certificate.

This new law could scupper President Barack Obama's 2012 reelection bid, as the government of Hawaii recently stated, they do not have an original copy of his birth certificate in their archives.

Officials, such as former Ambassador, Alan Keyes, insist Barack Obama was born in Nairobi, Kenya, making him ineligible under the U.S. Constitution to be President Of the United States (Alan Keyes Calls Obama A Nairobi Usurper).

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Game-changer! Arizona to pass 2012 eligibility law

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Tuesday, November 23, 2010

George W. Bush: "Dancing On The Stars"


George W. Bush

The king of mispronunciation and misinformation, former President, George W. Bush, is at it again. When asked if he is a better dancer than the current U.S. President, he stated Barack Obama is the better dancer. He then went on to pull one of his usual gaffes by stating, one of his daughters thinks he will never be on "Dancing On The Stars." I am of the belief he is the one that got the title wrong. The show is called "Dancing With The Stars."

Past President Bush gaffes include, referring to the worldwide web as "The Internets" Google as "The Google" and pulling the word "misunderestimate" out of nowhere. Now we have "Dancing On The Stars." Think about it, now who would really dance ON a star, Mr. Misunderestimate.

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Political Circus: Bush a better dancer than Obama?

November 19, 2010 - Former President George W. Bush appeared on "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno" for the first time in 10 years Thursday night. Leno, who joked that Bush provided him with a decade's worth of material, asked the former president who is the better dancer -- him or President Obama. Bush's verdict: "President Obama."

As for his own dancing? "I did that, and one of my girls called and said, 'No wonder you're not dancing on the stars,' " he said in an apparent reference to "Dancing With the Stars."

http://articles.cnn.com

Friday, September 24, 2010

Republicans Pledge To Repeal Obama's Health Care Bill

It was announced today during a press conference, Republican, John Boehner, has pledged his party will repeal, U.S. President, Barack Obama's health care bill (PPACA) and are looking to the mid-term elections as a stepping stone to achieving this goal.

Republicans: Cathy McMorris Rodgers John Boehner and Kevin McCarthy

Months ago, on July 10, 2010, the Judiciary Report warned this could happen in the article entitled Repealed. It would have been beneficial for the nation if President Obama had worked more with the Republicans the health care bill.

Instead, he in tandem with Nancy Pelosi, haphazardly rammed through a substandard and costly healthcare bill, which has exponentially increased the national deficit, sending it to an all time high, which every American is liable and responsible for repaying.

Things aren't looking very rosy for Obama as Republicans wish to repeal much of his work as president

Yes, the United States of America needs a solid health care program, but the manner in which, P-CACA, came into being and is being executed, leaves the nation at a great financial disadvantage. There are hidden costs the Obama Administration is not being forthright about, less the public becomes even more displeased.

Side Bar: Is John Boehner planning on running for President, as he has been more prominent in a number of national issues lately. The next Presidential election is just a couple years away and Republicans and Democrats are already laying plans.

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Obama Slams Americans Questioning His Religion And Birth Certificate

U.S. President Barack Obama

U.S. President Barack Obama, did an interview with NBC News anchor, Brian Williams, sarcastically slamming his critics, who have brought up valid points about his religion, as a Muslim and the original copy of his birth certificate, which remains hidden.

When Williams broached the subject, informing Obama 1/3 of Americans do not believe he is a Christian, as he claims, the President informed him he cannot walk around with his birth certificate affixed to his forehead.

It is believed, Obama was born in Kenya, at a time his American mother was, "Unable to transmit citizenship to him." To be a U.S. President, one must be born on U.S. shores or an American military base in the international community.

President Barack Obama has refused to release his original birth certificate, which many state reveals him to be a Muslim, born outside of U.S. shores, in Africa.

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Glenn Beck & Sarah Palin Rally Draws 1 Million People

A rally at the Lincoln Mall in Washington, DC, led by talk show host, Glenn Beck and politician, Sarah Palin, drew an estimated 1,000,000 people. It was to protest U.S. President Barack Obama's poor policies and "restore America's honor." Former President George W. Bush is also to blame, as his actions definitely got the ball rolling and did the most damage, regarding the deterioration of the nation.

The President claimed he was unaware of the event, as he ignored it, which is troubling, because it has received a massive amount of publicity and the fact that many people converged in one area of the capital, for a televised event, yet it allegedly flew by the Commander-in-Chief, makes him appear disconnected, aloof and self-absorbed. I think most can agree, America is on the wrong path, initiated by Bush and carried on by Obama.

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Why Does Obama Constantly Quote The Koran


U.S. President Barack Obama worshipping at mosque

The Judiciary Report has been wondering, why U.S. President Barack Obama, who professes to be Christian, which got him into office, constantly quotes the Koran in speeches, rather than the Bible. In fact, he rarely quotes the Bible. I can only recall one time he has quoted the Bible and it was due to people calling him a Muslim.

No disrespect to the Muslims, but as a Christian, who studies and memorizes Bible verses very often, I could not quote any of the Koran from memory if my life depended on it. Yet, Obama repeatedly rolls off verses of the Koran, so frequently during speeches and apparently from memory, as he did not appear to be looking at the teleprompter on many occasions he did so.

When one looks it up, Obama is referencing Koran sutras and Christians are getting confused thinking he's talking about the often joked about, in mainstream America, Karma Sutra (kidding about the last part).

It also seems as though, his presidency has been about the promotion of Islam. No disrespect to Muslims, but this is not something a true Christian would do, as to us, Christ always comes first, taking center stage in all we do.

Contrary to what some claim, the Obama faith question is not a matter of freedom of religion, but one of deceit, as the public, in growing numbers, does not believe the President is being truthful. A few blaring facts:

Obama has affixed Muslim symbols to the U.S. Defense flag.

Obama has bowed to a Saudi king, something a U.S. President has never done regarding anyone, as it goes against protocol. However, Obama did so, yet did not afford the Christian, British Queen the same courtesy that is customary.

Ordered NASA officials to undertake initiatives that specifically encourage and support Muslims, in order, "To make them feel good about themselves." It created a terrible scandal this summer, as the appropriate thing would have been to encourage NASA to celebrate the accomplishments of Americans on the whole.

Obama has cheerfully championed plans for a 9/11 mosque, knowing that Islam builds such houses of worship, at the sites of victories and conquests.

Obama has given significant federal funding for the promotion of Islam.

Obama has referred to his religion as "My Muslim faith" then quickly corrected himself during a televised interview.

Obama has worshipped at a mosque.

Friday, August 13, 2010

Dan Quayle's Son: Obama Is The Worst President Ever!

Ben Quayle, the 33-year-old, politician son of former Vice President, Dan Quayle, has labeled Barack Obama, the worst President ever. Quayle is running for office in Arizona and decried Obama's political policies as damaging to America.

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Obama gets blasted as 'worst president' ever -- by Dan Quayle's son