Showing posts with label One Direction. Show all posts
Showing posts with label One Direction. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 20, 2013

One Direction’s Liam Payne Dating A Woman Who Rejected Him 22 Times Before He Was Famous Is Telling



 That’s A Warning Sign Right There

 

Liam Payne

One Direction boyband member Liam Payne broke hearts today with the announcement he is dating a girl he knew since school days named Sophia Smith (but something tells me he is going to get his heart broken). It was reported Smith rejected Payne 22 times, yes 22 WHOLE WHOPPING TIMES growing up and into adulthood. However, clearly the fame and money he has recently acquired, changed her mind.

I’ve seen this happen to different people. Anyone who didn’t like you before you were famous, then all of a sudden wants to go out with you, is not being sincere. Truth hurts, but it is better to face it and protect yourself. Said person likes you for your fame and most likely money. The Judiciary Report covered this months ago in the column (Why Like Someone You Didn’t Before They Became Famous).



Sophia Smith

If you truly care about someone in a romantic way, it doesn’t matter if they are broke, have zits, a bad haircut and are goofy beyond anything you have ever seen. You will love and work with them, bringing out the best in them. You don’t wait until they are all hot and famous to start showing interest. Not cool.

Liam is in for some disappointment. I'm not wishing it on him, I'm just not good at playing hypocrite and as stated above, I've seen that happen to other entertainers, who found out the hard way who truly cares about them and who does not.

Thursday, February 28, 2013

One Direction's Harry Styles Given A Type Of Hit He Is Not Used To - One To The Penis (Video)


Taylor Swift's ex-boyfriend and One Direction boyband member, Harry Styles, took a hit to the penis, whilst performing on stage. The boyband member fell to the ground writhing in pain, when he unwisely asked a fan who threw a shoe at him and where is the location of the other foot. Well, she showed it to him... by flinging it right at his crotch.

Wonder if Taylor Swift paid the fan to do that (kidding). The video has gone viral and hit entertainment news television shows, much to the chagrin of Styles, who will probably never question a fan again. One thing's for sure, he will be able to hit all the high notes now with ease...

Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Taylor Swift Trying To Win Harry Styles Back Upsetting His Girlfriend Cara Delevigne


Taylor Swift: Hi Harry, I'm coming for you!

Country-music-turned-pop-singer, Taylor Swift, 23, hightailed it to London, England in a bid at winning back One Direction boyband singer, Harry Styles, 18. But there's a problem. He's already reunited with his ex-girlfriend, model Cara Delevigne, 19, who is upset at the turn of events.


Cara Delevingne to Harry Styles: just drive before she finds us!

Swift is the brunt of many jokes on the internet, for dating so many men. Over the past three years, Swift became romantically involved with 14 high profile men, conducting relationships before the camera and on CD, in a habit that has come back to haunt her. The general thought is getting back with Styles would help her image as a maneater with issues, who is frequently dumped.


Max George, Lindsay Lohan looking like a groupie and Tom Parker of The Wanted

In an ironic twist, Max George from the boyband The Wanted is reportedly interested in Swift. It's clear George gravitates to troubled female stars with issues (hint: he's dating Lindsay Lohan) viewing them as an easy sexual conquest, due to their problems. Some men think that way.      

Sunday, January 20, 2013

Michael J. Fox Slams Taylor Swift Stating He Would Not Allow Her To Date His Son

 

Taylor Swift: you may kiss my hand peasant

"Back To The Future" actor, Michael J. Fox, has slammed singer Taylor Swift, for dating so many men. Swift, 23, who was dumped again, this time by One Direction boyband member, Harry Styles, 18, was also turned down by actor Bradley Cooper, 38.


Michael J. Fox in the hit film "Back To The Future"

Fox stated he would not allow Swift to date his son Sam Fox. Actresses, Tina Fey and Amy Poehler, mocked Swift at the Golden Globes last week, telling her she can't date Sam Fox. When asked by Vulture magazine if Swift could date his son, the veteran actor stated, "No, no...just back off. I don't keep up with it. But Swift writes songs about everybody she goes out with, right? What a way to build a career."


Michael J. Fox

Fox stated he would not want his son bringing Swift home. He further said if he did he would say, "Sam, you piece of s**t. Oh...that was the girl you brought home! Yea, I think that was a no. Swift really has damaged her reputation sleeping with all those men.

Thursday, January 17, 2013

Taylor Swift Shot Down By Actor Bradley Cooper



Taylor Swift

Maneater, Taylor Swift, 23, was shot down by actor Bradley Cooper. The singer asked to be set up on a date with Cooper, but he promptly rejected her advances. Swift, who has famously dated many men in the past three years and was dumped by all of them, moved on to boyband member Harry Styles. The relationship lasted a few short weeks, sending Swift back into the studio to write another diss track.

 

Bradley Cooper

 However, there's more bad news for Swift. Since dropping her, Styles stated he is the happiest he has ever been and has gotten back with his ex-girlfriend Carla. Of course, Swift will slam this in a song, but she needs to be careful, as one day she could end up getting sued.

Saturday, January 12, 2013

Taylor Swift Is Back In The Studio After Being Dumped And Called A Prude But She Isn't...


 
 Taylor Swift is going to get Harry Styles on her new CD. He really should have seen this coming, because the couple weren't going in One Direction.

In a damage control move to help clean up her image as the village merry-go-round, singer Taylor Swift is back in the studio to write about her break-up with boyband member Harry Styles, while floating stories in the pop culture press she's a prude, hence constantly being dumped.



Styles has quickly moved on to Alexandra Roach, who is also in trouble. Just wait until Swift finds out your name rhymes with "coach" (Photo Credit: Xposure) 

However, Swift isn't a prude. She's been "putting out" this whole time. Swift has taken romantic vacations with several of her 14 boyfriends over the past few years and they've had overnight stays at her place as well and not for platonic reasons. There are loads of paparazzi pics to support this.


Yep, she's talking about Styles

Swift is not single by choice. She is single because of the things she's saying and doing once she gets into these relationships. Not to mention, she keeps picking promiscuous men in Hollywood (that and a couple of them were, well, gay). Another thing that is working against Swift is her reputation for dating different men. Once you've dated several men in the public eye, it can cause you problems. At the end of the day, maybe you're being too picky. No one's perfect.


Tuesday, January 8, 2013

Harry Styles Better Watch His Back Moving On From Taylor Swift So Soon


Taylor Swift and Harry Styles

Oh, I can just hear Taylor Swift's next album now, after seeing ex-boyfriend Harry Styles move on with a new chick. The whole thing is going to be about the boyband member and how he did her wrong. Styles, will join one of over a dozen men in said non-exclusive club, racked up over the past couple years.

When a woman or man goes through that many people that fast, it's time for self-evaluation and a hard dose of the truth - the problem is with you. Swift's reputation has taken quite a battering due to her many lovers, but she keeps adding to the total right before the eyes of a very skeptical public.

Taylor Swift Breaks Up With One Direction's Harry Styles

 

Taylor Swift and Harry Styles

Singer Taylor Swift has become the target of online criticism over her many relationships. Based on the online tally, she has dated 14 men in 3 years. Her vagina must be tired, as she has broken up with her most recent boyfriend, Harry Styles, who is a member of the boyband One Direction.

The two were spotted on a string of dates last month, even dirty dancing. Swift spent Christmas with Styles in his native Britain. But Swift is fickle when it comes to men and the relationship has ended...like the 13 before it. Like you, I am stunned that this happened (sarcasm).

Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Taylor Swift Continues Her Penis Raid In Hollywood...


With One Direction Boyband Member Harry Styles



Taylor Swift and Harry Styles going in One Direction

Promiscuous singer, Taylor Swift, is giving all the, ahem, gardening tools in Hollywood a run for their money, going from man to man. She has been spotted with a number of high profile men and even bedded a member of the Kennedy family, 18-year-old Connor. 


Taylor Swift and Harry Styles dirty dancing

Now Swift has swiftly moved on to boybands. Swift was spotted "dirty dancing" with Harry Styles of the boyband One Direction, at New York's Jingle Ball concert. How long before she hooks up with the other members of the band. If she keeps it up, her vagina will qualify for frequent flyer miles. 

Wednesday, July 4, 2012

Justin Bieber Doesn't Like You Talking About His Mama


Justin Bieber

Teen pop star Justin Bieber sent out a very clear message during a radio show this week, by hanging up on the host - you can mess with his hair, but don't mess with his mama. Bieber hung up on the "Mojo in the Morning" radio show, for insinuating Harry Styles of the formulaic boyband One Direction was after his 38-year-old mother.

 

Justin Bieber

Bieber stated, ""I mean, definitely somewhat [I am friends with One Direction now]. They were in town a while ago and they came over and stuff, but, yeah, they're good kids," he said when asked about his friendship with the Brit boy banders, before adding, "I don't think you should worry about me [and my mom with Harry Styles] — worry about your mom, bro."


Justin Bieber with his parents Pattie and Jeremy

Turns out the interviewer's' mother was dead. Upon hearing this, Bieber to hung up. Nothing like a little foot in mouth to start off your day, huh Justin. Bieber was also annoyed the radio show accurately accused him of ripping off Justin Timberlake. As a result of the interview, Mojo has been suspended.

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