Lindsay Lohan Rejects Plea Deal For Lying To The Police

Lindsay Lohan

Former Hollywood actress Lindsay Lohan has foolishly rejected a plea deal in the California case agaisnt her for reckless dricing and lying to police, also known as the po-po (working on my street cred). During the making of the ill-fated film "The Canyons" which is being panned, can't secure a place at mainstream film festival and lacks distribution, Lohan defied the movie's director and went speeding in her rented Porsche, with an open container of alcohol in the trunk.

Lindsay Lohan and Max George

The plea deal being presented to her, is said to exclude jail but include rehab, which the train wreck is set against. Talk about looking a gift horse in the mouth. Beggars can't be choosers Lindsay. She deserves to go to jail for at least a year, under all this criminal mischief she has been committing, from felony theft to outright assault of members of the public. She is hurting others and herself.

Lindsay Lohan and Max George

To add to Lohan's woes, the boyband singer she has been stalking, Max George of The Wanted, just publicly slammed rumors she put out there that the two are dating. It was that memorable, huh. Translation, he's slept with her already and is looking for fresh meat. George was asked on Twitter: "If you date with Lindsay, I will die okay." He replied: "I'm not so you're fine!" Yea, sounds like a diss to the Judiciary Report. Over to you Lindsay.

Taylor Swift Trying To Win Harry Styles Back Upsetting His Girlfriend Cara Delevigne

Taylor Swift: Hi Harry, I'm coming for you!

Country-music-turned-pop-singer, Taylor Swift, 23, hightailed it to London, England in a bid at winning back One Direction boyband singer, Harry Styles, 18. But there's a problem. He's already reunited with his ex-girlfriend, model Cara Delevigne, 19, who is upset at the turn of events.

Cara Delevingne to Harry Styles: just drive before she finds us!

Swift is the brunt of many jokes on the internet, for dating so many men. Over the past three years, Swift became romantically involved with 14 high profile men, conducting relationships before the camera and on CD, in a habit that has come back to haunt her. The general thought is getting back with Styles would help her image as a maneater with issues, who is frequently dumped.

Max George, Lindsay Lohan looking like a groupie and Tom Parker of The Wanted

In an ironic twist, Max George from the boyband The Wanted is reportedly interested in Swift. It's clear George gravitates to troubled female stars with issues (hint: he's dating Lindsay Lohan) viewing them as an easy sexual conquest, due to their problems. Some men think that way.      

Lindsay Lohan Has Become A Groupie For Max From The Wanted

Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan has gone from the heights of fame starring in major studio films such as "Mean Girls" to bombed TV movies like "Liz And Dick" to being a groupie for up-and-coming boyband, The Wanted. Reach for the stars Lindsay (sarcasm).

Lohan was arrested last week, for the umpteenth time, as she punched a woman in a New York night club, due to the fact Max from The Wanted was trying to date her and not drunk as a skunk Lindsay. A few hours ago, TMZ threw Lindsay under the bus about her latest fail. 

The site basically indicated Lindsay is stalking Max and did her best to get backstage at the group's show to get close to him. This prompted Max to state he is not interested in her (I take it he wants his life herpes free) but she can ride with the band on the tour bus. 

Knowing how desperate Lohan is, by the end of the day she will have slept with the tour bus driver, bodyguard, roadie and the guy at the gas station refueling the bus. Seriously, why chase a man that is showing he is not interested. What is Lohan going to do, give Max a roofie.