Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 7, 2014

Hilarious 8-Month-Old Toddler Thinks He Is Hulk (Video)



This is what happens when women let the father of their child baby-sit. An absolutely adorable 8-month toddler and his dad were doing muscle poses in the mirror and let's just say, the little boy won! Check out the ripped hulk pants little man is wearing (LOL).

Friday, August 29, 2014

Warren Buffett Joins Floyd Mayweather’s Money Team And Challenges Him To A Fight

Somebody’s About To Get Their Butt Kicked 



Floyd Mayweather and Warren Buffett

Multi-billionaire financier, Warren Buffett, known in finance circles as the Oracle of Omaha, has joined world champion boxer, Floyd Mayweather’s Money Team collective. Buffett visited Mayweather’s famous Las Vegas boxing gym recently and posed for humorous photos with the champ that appeared on his social networking pages and also serves as apart of an item in the Business Insider. 

 

They're ready to rumble!

Buffett does his best badboy pose, jokingly challenging Mayweather to a fight. The fight would last all of two seconds. The Judiciary Report places its vote of confidence with Buffett…that Floyd would kick his butt (just teasing). People, there are a few things I’ve learned in life: 1.) I once heard a comedian on TV say, “Never fry chicken naked” (haha cause when the oil starts popping...) and 2.) And this is my personal view, never challenge a boxer to a fight (LOL).

Friday, November 2, 2012

Little Girl Crying Over The Election Says 'I'm Tired Of Bronco Bama And Mitt Romney' (Video)

Oh Snap! This Little Girl Is Not Playing!



A little 4-year-old girl went off and said she is sick of the election and wants it over with. Those weren't her exact words, but you get the point. She started crying and said she is, "Tired of Bronco Bama and Mitt Romney." I'm not gonna lie, I laughed. "Bronco Bama?" Priceless.


In America, especially in the South, black people use the word "Bama" to refer to an unsophisticated man or woman, who is not worldly. It's like calling someone a country bumpkin. That little girl needs to be careful or "Bronco" will have her family audited by the IRS. Just five more days to go...

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Friday, March 16, 2012

A Comedic Look At Peyton Manning Considering Denver Over Miami For His Next Career Move In Football

Some tough choices for Peyton Manning

Well, well, well! Stellar football quarterback, Peyton Manning, is considering a move to Denver over Miami. He was in Florida recently and also made his way to Denver, Colorado. The Judiciary Report was not amused with his trip to Denver, as the Dolphins in Miami would be a great choice for him, as opposed to the Broncos.

To the people of Denver reading this website, look away now, because this could get ugly! Peyton, let me talk to you for a second. Why are you thinking about picking snow over picking oranges (not a word out of the New Yorkers reading the site - zip it). Let's compare shall we:

Denver (left) vs. Miami (right)

Denver (left) vs. Miami (right)

Denver (left) vs. Miami (right)

To the people of Denver, Colorado, I'm just joking. Note to self: hire security when visiting Denver.

Monday, February 27, 2012

Angelina Jolie Being Teased On TV And Online For Her Appearance At The Oscars

The Stick Leg Strikes

Angelina Jolie

Hollywood actress Angelina Jolie is being teased for her appearance at the Oscars. She appeared anorexic and kept oddly sticking her leg out, wanting it to show through the split of her gown. Either she was on something, broke her hip or was trying to trip someone. Maybe she was trying to finish off Jennifer Aniston if she walked by. Who knows.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie

Even Spanish channels were talking about Jolie at the Oscars, but not quite how she wanted. I was clicking through channels when I saw an image of Jolie at the Oscars and all I heard was a Univsion presenter say in Spanish, "Flaca haha." Flaca is Spanish for skinny or scrawny.

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Wednesday, September 14, 2011

The Kardashian Sisters Mocked Behind Their Backs On National TV By News Anchor

He Was Bored Out Of His Mind With The Reality Stars And Their Clothes

Kim Kardashian and her sister, Courtney Kardashian, were mocked on national television, by a news anchor, who did not think very much of their fashion line or answers during an interview. The sisters were on the news to promote the Kardashian Kollection (really, what does that family have against the letter "c").

The cast of the 1980s show "Dynasty"

The clothes, which aren't the best designed in the world, to put it mildly, went overboard with the shoulder pads and loud colors, like a 1980s episode of the show "Dynasty" was brought back to life and funneled into their clothing line. Some styles are best left in the 80s. It's a regrettable fact, 99% of celebrity clothing lines are bad and quietly laughed at by seasoned professionals in the fashion industry.

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Saturday, August 27, 2011

This Is What Happens When Black People Run An Airline

I was sent a humorous email about Kulula Airlines in Africa. I find the thrifty airline's sense of humor very refreshing. I also like their use of color.

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

This Commercial Is Proof Why People Should Cover Their Windows (Video)

The hilarious above posted Europcar advert, is proof positive why people should have blinds or curtains covering the windows in their homes. It's shocking that he didn't become a professional dancer with those amazing moves (suppressing laughter).

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Saturday, January 29, 2011

Hilarious Video Of Baby Trying Grapefruit Juice

http://comedy.video.yahoo.com/?l=3774749&v=8711169

To the parents in the video posted above, I'm going to tell you the same thing I told my mom when I was 10-years-old and she would make me give her manicures and pedicures, including sanding her heels with a pumice, "This is child abuse!" I'm just teasing about your video, as it is hilarious. What a beautiful baby.

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Friday, December 17, 2010

The Miami Heat Wins 10 Games In A Row

Miami Heat's Lebron James

The reenergized NBA basketball team, the Miami Heat, has silenced doubters by winning 10 games in a row. The feat was accomplished against the Cleveland Cavaliers, a team new signing, Lebron James played for before signing with the Heat. Congrats to the Heat.

Dywane Wade and Kobe Bryant (Zimbio)

In another great match up, the Heat are scheduled to play the Los Angeles Lakers next week, led by Championship ring hogger, Kobe Bryant. Dude, you don't need that many Championship rings. Give one to charity, namely me. I'd sell it on E-Bay faster than he can say "Shaq."

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

President Obama Meets With Kobe Bryant

U.S. President Barack Obama and L.A. Lakers' basketballer Kobe Bryant

U.S. President Barack Obama met with Los Angeles Laker Kobe Bryant, at the Boys And Girls Club in Washington, D.C. Well, speaking as an unbiased, totally impartial Miami Heat supporter, hopefully the President's non-existent basketball skills will rub off on Kobe and the Lakers (smirk).

Also, Kobe, you don't interact with the crowd enough. So, right in the middle of a play, right before you are about to score, you should just throw the ball to someone in the audience to show you appreciate them (this is me trying to mess with Kobe's head for the Miami Heat).

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

The Mona Lisa Painting Has Numbers In It

Mona Lisa

The "Mona Lisa" painting by Leonardo Da Vinci, has microscopic numbers embedded in it. It was recently revealed via a microscopic review of the painting. You know what this means. Paint by Numbers (shakes head). What is the art world coming to (kidding).

"Paint by Numbers" (Photo courtesy of Photoshop Talent)

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Monday, December 13, 2010

I'm Going To Get John Wall For This

John Wall

We were invited to a friend's Christmas office party held at a nice hall. It was a dinner, with an auction, then dancing. One of our friends told my mother to do the Dougie...and she did it to the amusement of the entire table! Never mind I was mortified.

My first thought was, well, nothing. I experienced a brain freeze. Then, when my brain unfroze and thawed out after the sheer shock, I started jokingly thinking, the Lord must be punishing me for something.

My mother did the Dougie...and in public. My next thought was, where did she learn this. Then my mind did a rewind...ah yes, ESPN (one of her favorite channels) and John Wall (Wizards' basketballer). It was worse than when Wolf Blitzer did it. I'm going to get John Wall for this!

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Bieber's Bad Taste In Basketball - Likes The Lakers


Justin Bieber

Pop singer, Justin Bieber, has bad taste in basketball teams. Rather than supporting the best team in the league, the Miami Heat, the Bieber was spotted at a Los Angeles Lakers basketball game wearing one of their jerseys. Boo! He also spent time sitting with the Laker Girls.

Justin Bieber and the Laker Girls

One good thing could come out of this...Kobe getting a Justin Bieber haircut or wig. That would be priceless. Bieber cut = whiplash (trying to flip it in place). Speaking of that, a journalist got herself a Bieber cut for her birthday and it turned out well.




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Friday, November 5, 2010

The Republicans Are Coming After Obama


Barack Obama

Republican lawmakers are coming after U.S. President Obama. Not only are they vowing to repeal the life out of his health care plan, they are also seeking to investigate his administration. Numerous articles indicate, the Republicans, who now control the U.S. House, want the Obama administration to preserve all documents and emails for forthcoming probes. Hopefully Obama won't pull a George W. Bush and throw all email servers into the Potomac.

In other Obama news, in the wake of massive election losses this week, the President is fleeing traveling to India tomorrow, where he will defect and seek refugee status engage in political talks and seek economic opportunities. However, not everyone in India is excited about his visit.

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Thursday, October 28, 2010

A Funny Political Cartoon On Congress

Enjoy a chuckle about the above posted, funny cartoon from U.S. News and World Report, regarding the U.S. mid-term elections.

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Wednesday, October 20, 2010

The Many Funny Faces Of Nancy Pelosi


Nancy Pelosi

When one is too animated, one runs the risk of appearing unhinged in pictures. No one does this better than U.S. House Speaker, Nancy Pelosi. She can take a crazy picture, can't she:

Did you just see a unicorn, because I did!

Too much tipple makes Nancy a bad girl!

"Climb every mountain"...what was I talking about again?

"There was this massive explosion that I thought was another terrorist attack, but it turns out, George Bush had farted!"

"Am I the only one hearing kittens screaming?"

Friday, October 15, 2010

Someone Threw Bacon At Mosque

Cuisine Crime?



Someone threw some juicy, delicious bacon, uh, I mean, bad bacon at a mosque in Florence, South Carolina, in what will undoubtedly be billed a hate crime. It sounds more like a cuisine crime. Seriously, defacing a house of worship is not going to resolve anyone's differences, so stop wasting perfectly good bacon.

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Mosque Defaced With Bacon

How Far Has Space Travel Really Come?


Space programs all over the world like to brag about their innovations, but what have they really accomplished. They brag about putting a man on the moon and photographing far away planets. Big woo! Why hasn't anyone put a man on the sun, tell me that? Kidding.