Kevin Hart Gets Manhandled By 14-Year-Old Mo'Ne Davis During NBA Celebrity All Star Game (Video)

Kevin Hart was the star of the NBA Celebrity All Star Game, delivering the laughs. Kevin's performance on the court included clawing, scratching, screaming, plenty of side eye and yelling at refs. Kevin even tried to run over a 14-year-old girl on the court. It was true sportsmanship (LOL). Dignity just out the window.

Kevin Hart's only dignified moment during the entire game

Kevin played for the East. He was guarded by super talented 14-year-old female athlete Mo'Ne Davis...who is average height...yet was still taller than Kevin. Mo'Ne manhandled Kevin. Mo'Ne brushed Kevin out the way like he was a little mosquito buzzing under the rim. That's right girl. Teach that little pint sized Eddie Murphy a lesson.

Mike Golic trying to take the trophy from Kevin Hart. That's the white Kanye (LOL).

Despite Kevin's best efforts, the West won. Yet, Kevin won MVP. Meanwhile I'm watching the show thinking MVP must not mean Most Valuable Player anymore and now stands for Most Valuable Pipsqueak (kidding). Kevin's acceptance speech was hilarious. Kevin was interrupted by ESPN's Mike Golic, who correctly concluded he should not have won MVP.

Kevin getting pimp slapped by a 14-year-old (Mo'Ne Davis)

Golic tried to snatch the trophy from Kevin, in what he branded "A Kanye moment" telling him "You don't get this." Kevin pulled the race card over the undeserved MVP, informing Golic, who is white, that "It's black history month. Let this happen." Then Kevin compared himself to basketball greats Lebron and Kobe. 

Look at Mo'Ne behind Kevin with that "I'm gonna beat him down in the parking lot and take my trophy" look on her face

 

Kevin in an emotional moment after winning MVP (you know everyone who voted for him was probably related to him)

Kevin retiring from basketball stating "I can't do anymore" (LOL)

Kevin's Kobe/Lebron moment

Side Bar: Mo'Ne Davis is such a talented athlete. She plays baseball and basketball so well. She is also photogenic. With the right career guidance she could become a big star.

Side Bar 2: I know I teased Kevin Hart a lot in this article, but he is truly a funny comedian. His expressions are priceless. Not to mention, it takes a big man to turn jokes about his height into a multi-million dollar fortune. You're a good sport.

Hilarious 8-Month-Old Toddler Thinks He Is Hulk (Video)

This is what happens when women let the father of their child baby-sit. An absolutely adorable 8-month toddler and his dad were doing muscle poses in the mirror and let's just say, the little boy won! Check out the ripped hulk pants little man is wearing (LOL).

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Have Fun This Mother’s Day (A Funny Story)

Happy mother’s day to all the moms reading the site. Parents are great. Mom’s are something else, as they give birth to us. Me personally, my mom was in labor 36-hours and I was born a day late, with dark red hair.

I asked my mom what she wanted for mother’s day and she was unsure. So I said, "I’ll give you my debit card (bank card) and you buy what you want." She said okay, took the card and asked for the code, which I gave her. Then I jokingly told her, just call me when you get to the cash register and they ring up the stuff you picked…so I can call the police. I was just teasing, as I wouldn't do that to her. I love you mom. Happy Mother’s Day.

Because I wormed out of cooking Christmas dinner months ago (hey, I made the salad, that counts doesn't it) and thought I had gotten away with it (turns out I didn't) my family’s making me make the Mother’s Day dinner. I jokingly told them they’re gonna starve. I can cook well, on a restaurant level, but on holidays I get tired because of the amount of stuff I do on weekdays.

Funny Signs (Photo)

Tonight as I was passing by a famous, world class hotel, due to it being somewhat dark outside, a part of the sign was not fully illuminated. So instead of saying "Trump Tower " it looked like it said "Rump Tower ." No disrespect intended, but it was funny. Here are some funny signs from the internet to brighten your night with a bit of comic relief:
 

 

Rihanna Cancels Boston Concert Due To Laryngitis But There's Just One Problem...

Rihanna

Singer and I use the term loosely, Rihanna, has cancelled her concert in Boston, Massachusetts, but there's one problem, she can't sing. She's no Whitney Houston. She goes on stage in next to nothing, indecently flashing her body parts at the audience (adults and children alike), usually opening her legs like she is at the gynecologist. Laryngitis wouldn't stop her show. However, a herpes flair up would.

Girl Burns Her Hair Off During Curling Iron Video Tutorial

 This Is Why Hair Dressers Keep Making Money

Spotted at Straight From The A Blog

Young Tori Locklear decided to share her wealth of knowledge with the world on how to get that perfect curl. There was just one problem. She herself didn't know how either and burned her hair off, in one of the funniest tutorial videos on You Tube. Poor baby. Don't worry. It'll grow back. And the moral of the story is, Tori, don't curl your hair anymore (kidding).

Beyonce Phoned Obama Upset About Lip-Sync Rumors

Beyonce to Michelle Obama: you know I want Barack, right!

The U.S. Marine Band threw singer Beyonce under the proverbial bus for being the first person in history to lip sync the national anthem at a presidential inauguration. The embarrassing dubious distinction as too much for Beyonce to bear and according to reports, she call President Obama complaining about what happened. Shortly after, the White House clammed up about the issue when asked by the press and the Marine Band changed their tune from she definitely lip-synced to we're not sure.

Why is Beyonce throwing her head back like that and opening her mouth like she is at the dentist and she is not even singing

Ironically, days before the incident, the Judiciary Report compared Knowles to steroids cheat Lance Armstrong. Days later, mainstream publications are comparing her to Armstrong for cheating when performing the anthem (Beyonce Slammed By Mainstream Newspaper As A Hypocrite). The question is what was she doing the night before that she couldn't sing on the day of the inauguration.

Barack Obama and Beyonce Knowles

Many people are laughing at and criticizing Beyonce online for this major fiasco and she hates it. Hence the complaint to the President, who is rumored to have conducted an affair with Beyonce. Even legendary singer Aretha Franklin cracked a joke at Beyonce's expense, "When I heard that I just really cracked up. I thought it was really funny, but she did a beautiful job with the pre-record." Sarcasm anyone. Go Sister Re (LOL).

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Duck Dynasty Season Finale Sets Another Record

 

Duck Dynasty  

The season finale of the show "Duck Dynasty" pulled in a record 6,500,000 viewers, shattering records at the A&E network. It is definitely one of my new favorite shows. It's nice to be able to tune into something that's new, funny and endearing. The Judiciary Report wishes the Robertsons the best. Looking forward to the new season.

Side Bar: I noticed on Twitter that grown women have been talking about 16-year-old John Luke Robertson's looks, which led me to write on said social networking site, ya'll are going to jail (LOL). Let the boy turn 18. Until then he is jail bait.

Duck Dynasty Scores Record Cable Ratings

Duck Dynasty

The ratings for the new episodes of the reality show "Duck Dynasty" which aired this past Wednesday, set a cable television record, bringing in 4,900,000 viewers for A&E. The lovable, funny Robertsons are a hit with viewing audiences. It's way better than a lot of the junk on TV.

Those poor unsuspecting ducks

People are enjoying watching the exploits of the Christian rags to riches southerners, who made their money making duck calls. I find the jokes hilarious. The show is refreshing. I relate to Willie Robertson the most - running your businesses while trying to talk your family out of doing stuff that simply may not turn out right (see: party pooper).

Reality Show Duck Dynasty Scores Big Ratings

Between "Honey Boo Boo" And "Duck Dynasty" Rednecks Are Taking Over (LOL)

Duck Dynasty

The first time I saw the trailer for the show "Duck Dynasty" I thought it was a sitcom. Turns out, it is a real family in Louisiana and the the program is a reality show. The Robertson family made millions off selling duck calls, a whistle-like apparatus used to lure ducks, enabling hunters to catch them. No duck is safe thanks to this family (LOL).

The Robertson's have parlayed some of their fortune into a reality series that is a hit with viewers. The program is currently pulling in over 4,000,000 viewers per week. The family are proud of their redneck roots and are quite the comedians, but make no mistake, they are nobody's fools, running a successful multi-million dollar business. Here are a few funny quotes from the show:

Willie: Jase has totally redefined the term ADD. He is ADDD. He can't shut up.

SI: I'm going to take him to a junkyard. The man's got everything... cars, mattresses, rvs, TOTATO salad, cold watermelon, sack of oranges.

Willie: there's a rooster in that truck.
SI: you like chicken salad. haven't you ever heard the tern winner winner chicken dinner.
SI: this baby's got a 5 speed
Willie: there is grass growing out of it
SI: environmental. going green.  

Phil: Never touch her below the neck until you sign the dotted line. That's being a gentleman about it. You know what I'm saying...better a good day's catch of fish than a lifetime of crabs.

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Some Kids Just Can't Catch A Break (Funny Photos)

 

Kids and animals are sometimes a good mix. Other times it is just downright funny. In the first photo a young boy is seen trying to toss a cat into a swimming pool, but things didn't go as planned.  

 

In the second photo, a dog gains the upper hand, over a persistent little boy, who proves you can't keep a good (little) man down.  

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This Is What Happens When Black People Run An Airline

I was sent a humorous email about Kulula Airlines in Africa. I find the thrifty airline's sense of humor very refreshing. I also like their use of color.

This Commercial Is Proof Why People Should Cover Their Windows (Video)

The hilarious above posted Europcar advert, is proof positive why people should have blinds or curtains covering the windows in their homes. It's shocking that he didn't become a professional dancer with those amazing moves (suppressing laughter).

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Hilarious Video Of Baby Trying Grapefruit Juice

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To the parents in the video posted above, I'm going to tell you the same thing I told my mom when I was 10-years-old and she would make me give her manicures and pedicures, including sanding her heels with a pumice, "This is child abuse!" I'm just teasing about your video, as it is hilarious. What a beautiful baby.

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This Kid Could Teach George W. Bush Something

A beautiful, intelligent, grateful 5-year-old was given flags of the world for Christmas and correctly named all but one of them. It great when kids are excited about education. He got the European Union wrong, but then again, so has the Euro (kidding). At the 2:50 mark, listen for the boy's Southern accent to kick in when he says "Japan."

He pronounces it with a drawl, stating "Japayun".. You know Japan was watching this video saying "Is that us?" (kidding). This kid could have been useful to the last President. He could have taught Bush how to correctly identify countries, pronounce his words and actually be charming.

Film Review: Planes, Trains & Automobiles

Title: Planes, Trains & Automobiles

Year Of Release: 1987

Review Date: December 31, 2010

Rating: PG

Running time: 92 minutes

Box Office Gross: $150,823,000

Site Rating: 4 out of 10 stars

"Planes, Trains and Automobiles" is the story of executive Neal Page, desperately trying to get home in time to spend the Thanksgiving holidays with his family. Along the way, he encounters a number of obstacles and is given support by a fellow traveler, who is a hapless, but cheerful musician named, Del Griffith.

The well meaning Griffith seems to get Page into one funny and frustrating mishap after another, resulting in slapstick comedy and embarrassment. "Planes, Trains and Automobiles" contains the comedy characteristic of many John Hughes films. However, this film is not particularly meaningful, just a laugh.

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When Dogs Do The Merengue

One of my friends sent me this adorable, yet hilarious video of a dog dancing merengue with his owner. Let's just say, the dog was getting down like it was on Soul Train.

Dolce & Gabbana Drops Madonna For Pretty Models

Madonna

A few months ago, Italian designers, Dolce & Gaybbana, hired unattractive Madonna, as a model (chuckling) to front their campaigns, which were unsuccessful. Madonna's photos drew laughs and guffaws, rather than praise.

This week it was announced, the duo have abruptly dropped her, opting to hire gorgeous Victoria Secret models for their new campaigns. Let's face it, not only is crazy Madonna rough looking, due to bad plastic surgery, which she's had an abundance of, the photoshopping fees for her photos, probably topped NASA's budget, hitting Dolce & Gabbana in the wallet.

A Funny Political Cartoon On The Military

Here's another funny cartoon from U.S. News And World Report. This cartoon is about gays in the military.

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Celluloid Film Review - My Fake Fiancé

Title: My Fake Fiancé

Year Of Release: 2009

Review Date: September 30, 2010

Rating: PG

Running time: 90 minutes

Box Office Gross: N/A

Site Rating: 6 out of 10 stars

"My Fake Fiancé" stars Melissa Joan Hart (Jennifer) and Joey Lawrence (Vince), as two people that meet at a wedding and absolutely irritate each other, then due to financial hardships, decide to get married for the gifts and money they will receive from wedding guests. Well, at least they're not superficial (sarcasm).

However, his money problems become greater than hers, due to the mafia leaning on him for a large sum of money, whilst oddly insisting on being invited to the wedding, that they do not realize is a sham, as the couple are not in love.

However, after spending time with each other, the two actually fall in love, even though they deny it for the majority of the film. To save money, the two shack up together, without having sex, which is still not a good idea before marriage. There's nothing wrong with being old fashioned.

The end of the movie is very nice and capped off an entertaining and touching film. Hart and Lawrence are very believable and endearing in their roles.

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