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Tuesday, March 12, 2013

Rihanna Cancels Boston Concert Due To Laryngitis But There's Just One Problem...


Rihanna

Singer and I use the term loosely, Rihanna, has cancelled her concert in Boston, Massachusetts, but there's one problem, she can't sing. She's no Whitney Houston. She goes on stage in next to nothing, indecently flashing her body parts at the audience (adults and children alike), usually opening her legs like she is at the gynecologist. Laryngitis wouldn't stop her show. However, a herpes flair up would.

Saturday, December 4, 2010

Dick Cheney To Be Charged For $180M In Nigerian Bribes


Dick Cheney

Former U.S. Vice President, Dick Cheney, is scheduled to be charged for issuing $180,000,000 in bribe money to Nigerian officials, during his time at Halliburton. Well, that ought to give him another heart attack.

Nigeria’s anti-corruption unit EFCC (The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission) has stated it is going forward with the charges. Considering the wars in the Middle East have largely been fought for the benefit of Halliburton (oil and rebuilding contracts), Cheney deserves to be charged for his global misconduct on their behalf and as a scheming shareholder.