Showing posts with label Kevin Hart. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kevin Hart. Show all posts

Monday, February 16, 2015

Kevin Hart Gets Manhandled By 14-Year-Old Mo'Ne Davis During NBA Celebrity All Star Game (Video)

Kevin Hart was the star of the NBA Celebrity All Star Game, delivering the laughs. Kevin's performance on the court included clawing, scratching, screaming, plenty of side eye and yelling at refs. Kevin even tried to run over a 14-year-old girl on the court. It was true sportsmanship (LOL). Dignity just out the window.


Kevin Hart's only dignified moment during the entire game

Kevin played for the East. He was guarded by super talented 14-year-old female athlete Mo'Ne Davis...who is average height...yet was still taller than Kevin. Mo'Ne manhandled Kevin. Mo'Ne brushed Kevin out the way like he was a little mosquito buzzing under the rim. That's right girl. Teach that little pint sized Eddie Murphy a lesson.


Mike Golic trying to take the trophy from Kevin Hart. That's the white Kanye (LOL).

Despite Kevin's best efforts, the West won. Yet, Kevin won MVP. Meanwhile I'm watching the show thinking MVP must not mean Most Valuable Player anymore and now stands for Most Valuable Pipsqueak (kidding). Kevin's acceptance speech was hilarious. Kevin was interrupted by ESPN's Mike Golic, who correctly concluded he should not have won MVP.


Kevin getting pimp slapped by a 14-year-old (Mo'Ne Davis)

Golic tried to snatch the trophy from Kevin, in what he branded "A Kanye moment" telling him "You don't get this." Kevin pulled the race card over the undeserved MVP, informing Golic, who is white, that "It's black history month. Let this happen." Then Kevin compared himself to basketball greats Lebron and Kobe. 


Look at Mo'Ne behind Kevin with that "I'm gonna beat him down in the parking lot and take my trophy" look on her face
 

Kevin in an emotional moment after winning MVP (you know everyone who voted for him was probably related to him)


Kevin retiring from basketball stating "I can't do anymore" (LOL)


Kevin's Kobe/Lebron moment

Side Bar: Mo'Ne Davis is such a talented athlete. She plays baseball and basketball so well. She is also photogenic. With the right career guidance she could become a big star.

Side Bar 2: I know I teased Kevin Hart a lot in this article, but he is truly a funny comedian. His expressions are priceless. Not to mention, it takes a big man to turn jokes about his height into a multi-million dollar fortune. You're a good sport.

Wednesday, December 17, 2014

Shantel Jackson Sets A Bad Example For Nelly's Kids On Nellyville


  Nelly and his nephew Lil Shawn, who warned his sister Sydney "Don't be like the girls I talk to" (LOL)

Rapper, Nelly, is at wits end dealing with his girlfriend, Shantel Jackson, on his reality show "Nellyville." The new hit reality show on BET, centers on Nelly raising his son, daughter, niece and nephew. The show has scored strong ratings for BET and breathed new life into Nelly's entertainment career.

Nelly's niece Sydney posing with industry gigolo Nick Cannon, who co-stars with the rapper on the BET show "The Husbands Of Hollywood"

In this week's episode of "Nellyville" Shantel bought Nelly's niece, Sydney ("Stink") a high school senior, a pair of shorts with "more holes than a fence" according to Nelly (LOL). He questioned if her underwear was showing through it. Then Shantel took Nelly's impressionable niece and daughter, Chanel, a university student, to "twerking classes" which was not a great idea. 

Nelly and his son Tre

To round of the bad role model tour, Shantel had beautiful Sydney dressed up in revealing clothes to pose for pictures that were too much. One photo had the young girl posing with her legs open, while wearing tiny shorts and thigh high boots. It was unnecessary. Nelly raised a shy, sweet girl. Shantel is trying to turn her into a sex kitten, which is clearly all she knows as a woman. 

Nelly, Tre and his doctor

Recently, the Judiciary Report's sister site Compendius, published an article warning people to look beyond looks when choosing a mate, especially one to raise one's future children ("Be Careful Who You Have Kids With (The Apple Doesn’t Fall Far From The Tree"). If you mate with someone with no values and morals, they will raise your children in the same manner and your offspring will not reach their full potential. As the Temptations sang, "Beauty's Only Skin Deep."

 
Nelly's standard expression in dealing with Shantel Jackson and his kids and the antics they all get up to on "Nellyville"

In other Nelly news, his son, Tre, is nursing a back injury (broken bone in his back), but trying to play high school football at the same time, which is not safe (as his doctor informed him). Temporary injuries can become permanent if not given the chance to properly heal.

Nelly and Shantel Jackson

Side Bar: Nelly's nephew Lil Shawn reminds me of comedic actors Kevin Hart and the Wayans Brothers. Though he is trying to be a rapper, he could be a believable comedic actor.

Wednesday, September 3, 2014

Tameka Foster Raymond's Fight With Torrei Hart Brought Back Bad Feelings On 'Atlanta Exes'


'Atlanta Exes' cast

The verbal fight between singer Usher Raymond's ex-wife, Tameka Foster and comedian/actor Kevin Hart's ex-wife, Torrei Hart turned vicious as the latter told the former to "Lay in a coffin. Kill yourself." Tameka took Torrei's words to heart, as she recently lost and son and Usher divorced her under acrimonious circumstances, sending her life into turmoil.


Tameka Foster Raymond

Torrei even told Tameka that she is crazy and that's why she lost her remaining children in custody battles. This set Tameka off, leading her to insult Torrei's looks. She told Torrei her hair looks like curly fries (haha) and that she looks like singer Patrice Rushen, which she does in many ways (Tameka, why are you picking on Patrice Rushen). Tameka also threatened to beat Torrei to a pulp for talking about her children.

 
Kabbalah cult member Tameka Foster Raymond and her late son Kile Glover
 
The whole thing went too far and Torrei took it there. Tameka later stated she was suicidal after the death of her 11-year-old son Kile. So, when Torrei told her to kill herself, it brought back bad memories of how she felt when he died and wanting to give up on life. Suicide is never the answer.

Wednesday, August 20, 2014

'Atlanta Exes' Reality Show Goes Low With Fight At Usher's Ex-Wife's Charity Sale For Her Deceased 11-Year-Old Son


'Atlanta Exes' cast

The reality show "Atlanta Exes" got off to an acrimonious start as the ex-wives of singer Usher Raymond, Kevin Hart, Cee-Lo and Ray Buchanan and the ex-fiancée of singer Neyo, pretended to like each other, then in no time flat began arguing and trying to scrap like a title fight in Vegas. 

Usher's ex-wife Tameka, is known in Atlanta and in the global blogosphere for not being very nice. She has verbally attacked bloggers and was accused of threatening to physically attack two (and worse). Three times married Tameka recently lost one of her sons, 11-year-old Kile Glover, who died in a tragic accident, when a jet ski struck him while floating on a pontoon on Lake Lanier. It is always sad when a child dies.  


Tameka Foster Raymond

To make matters worse, Glover's passing occurred shortly after singer Usher divorced Tameka after less than two years of marriage, leaving her during the first 12 months (Over a years prior to their wedding the Judiciary Report warned they should not get married as it would end in disaster and it did very quickly). These events understandably hurt Tameka, as they would hurt any human being. Divorce and the death of a child are soul shaking events, but you must keeping going on with your life. 

Torrei, Kevin Hart's ex-wife, verbally attacked Tameka at a flea market tea market she held, for the charity she started in her late son's memory called Kile's World. Torrei terribly insulted Tameka at her deceased son's charity event. She called her names, essentially kicking her while she was down. Torrei should not have argued with Tameka over their differences at a charity event for her deceased boy. It wasn't the right time or place. 


Torrei

Bereaved people, especially those suffering through the loss of someone who died at an early age, tend to have a lot of unresolved anger and as a result are on edge from grief and sorrow. Allowances need to be made and don't aggravate them.    


Kevin Hart and his fianceé

Side Bar: after Torrei's complaining about ex-husband Kevin Hart last night, he proposed to his new girlfriend. Torrei will not be happy at this news.

Tuesday, December 24, 2013

Chris Brown Leaves Rehab For A Day To Attend Charity Toy Drive In Los Angeles


 Chris Brown at toy drive

R&B singer Chris Brown was given a day pass from rehab to attend a charity toy drive in Los Angeles for a few hours. Weeks ago, Brown was sentenced to 3-months in rehab, due to an alleged probation violation in the Rihanna domestic violence case that his lawyers are currently disputing in Washington and Los Angeles courts.



Here's one of the little kids, who was happy to receive a toy at the toy drive. Oh wait, that's Kevin Hart. My bad *smirking.* What? Don't look at me like that. Kevin knows he's short. I'm not telling him anything he doesn't already know. I'm just kidding.

In all seriousness, Brown's toy drive was also attended by comedian Kevin Hart, rapper Tyga and members of boxer Floyd Mayweather's Money Team. Brown thanked his fans on the social networking website Twitter, for donating gifts to the toy drive that benefited underprivileged children, "Thank you to all the fans who brought gifts for the kids today. Have a wonderful holiday. You've made a merry Christmas for a young child."

Saturday, February 16, 2013

Kevin Hart Won The MVP At The NBA Celebrity All Star Basketball Game Which Featured Usain Bolt


Yesterday, Comedian Kevin Hart won the MVP (Most Valuable Player, more like Most Valuable Potatohead) at the NBA's All Star Basketball game. Hart, with the grace of the Aflac Duck and Geico lizard, cheated his little way to victory.


Kevin Hart fake crying at winning the MVP again. Another one who thinks he is Michael Jordan.

But how are you going to give the MVP to a dude that stars on a show with the words "House Husbands" in the title. How did the team mascot win the MVP. Hart is 2 inches shorter than my mama, who is all of 5 feet tall and can't play basketball either (wink). Why don't you just make her the MVP then, since we're giving away stuff (LOL).


Kevin Hart's longwinded speech

Regarding Hart being given the trophy, I demand a recount, DNA and proof there were no "hanging chads." Seriously, whoever heard of a black guy winning MVP at a basketball game. I've said it before and I'll say it again. The NBA needs to stop "holding the black white man down."


Usain Bolt's dunk wasn't enough to get the MVP, from a man half his height. It was a victory for short folks everywhere, you know, like my mom (just teasing).

There are more black people in the NBA than at KFC (and if you know how much black people eat chicken, you will understand the gravity of that statement). Just kidding (white people reading the site don't repeat that chicken joke LOL). Seriously, It looks like a great time was had by all, both black and white and that's how it's supposed to be.