Because It's Good To Laugh
Armenian national team's cool Olympic uniforms
Yesterday, I saw two Olympians from the Armenian
national team walking in London's bustling Charing Cross district. They
were wearing their team uniforms and people smiled at them. One Armenian
athlete was a man and the other a woman.
Kim Kardashian
I couldn't help but notice, neither athlete had a massive
Kardashian butt, like Armenian-American reality stars Kim Kardashian and
Robert Kardashian are known for. This is probably why they qualified for
the Olympic team, as unlike the Kardashians' they have talent and their
butts are aerodynamic.
Rob Kardashian
Being Jamaican, I am up on the latest jokes regarding the
Jamaican Olympic team. One of my relatives told me a joke going around
Kingston, Jamaica. As many of you know, drug dealer/gunman "Dudus"
was arrested last year. However, the joke goes, people around the world
wonder why Jamaicans run so fast (Usain Bolt, Yohan Blake, Asafa Powell,
Nesta Carter).
Usain Bolt
Well, it was because when Dudus was free, they didn't know
if it was real gunfire/crossfire regarding something else or if it was the
starter pistol for the track race, so they'd run for dear life at the sound
either way (you know, just to be sure LOL). Of course, they're only
kidding.
2012 Olympic archery
Another thing, in looking at the archery and shooting
events in the Olympics, I can't help but think, maybe we should have sprung
"Dudus" and entered him in these categories, cause dude would
probably clean up and win the gold medals. Just kidding.
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