Showing posts with label Dudus. Show all posts
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Wednesday, August 1, 2012

2012 Olympics Jokes

Because It's Good To Laugh


Armenian national team's cool Olympic uniforms

Yesterday, I saw two Olympians from the Armenian national team walking in London's bustling Charing Cross district. They were wearing their team uniforms and people smiled at them. One Armenian athlete was a man and the other a woman. 


Kim Kardashian

I couldn't help but notice, neither athlete had a massive Kardashian butt, like Armenian-American reality stars Kim Kardashian and Robert Kardashian are known for. This is probably why they qualified for the Olympic team, as unlike the Kardashians' they have talent and their butts are aerodynamic.


Rob Kardashian

Being Jamaican, I am up on the latest jokes regarding the Jamaican Olympic team. One of my relatives told me a joke going around Kingston, Jamaica. As many of you know, drug dealer/gunman "Dudus" was arrested last year. However, the joke goes, people around the world wonder why Jamaicans run so fast (Usain Bolt, Yohan Blake, Asafa Powell, Nesta Carter).


Usain Bolt

Well, it was because when Dudus was free, they didn't know if it was real gunfire/crossfire regarding something else or if it was the starter pistol for the track race, so they'd run for dear life at the sound either way (you know, just to be sure LOL). Of course, they're only kidding.

 

2012 Olympic archery 

Another thing, in looking at the archery and shooting events in the Olympics, I can't help but think, maybe we should have sprung "Dudus" and entered him in these categories, cause dude would probably clean up and win the gold medals. Just kidding.

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Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Obama Wants Wikileaks Founder Arrested

Wikileaks Founder, Julian Assange (left) ...or the blonde dude from "Harry Potter" (right) *suspicious look*

Wikileaks founder, Julian Assange, stated he has been informed by American Government sources, that the Obama Administration seeks to arrest him, should he ever visit U.S. shores, for leaking classified documents, relating to the war in Afghanistan.

The Obama Administration is claiming Assange's conduct constitutes espionage, but the Judiciary Report disagrees. The Wikileaks site is in receipt of documents that are the property of the U.S. government.

The documents have not been used for financial or personal gain by Assange, but released to the world, to illustrate the fraud and brutality of the war in Afghanistan. The world hates the war in Afghanistan, much in the same way it despises the conflict in Iraq and wishes for it to end.

U.S. President Barack Obama

Assange was passed classified documents by a U.S. solider, Bradley E. Manning, who had access to the items, due to his post. Assange in turn, passed on the documents to newspapers, such as the New York Times. However, under U.S. law, it was to remain confidential and leaking such items, as brave as it was, is a violation of domestic laws.

Bradley E. Manning

The most Australian Assange is guilty of is receiving and releasing classified documents, which were not copyrighted under U.S. law, but protected by the Berne Convention. Once again, U.S. law forbids releasing classified documents, without the proper authorization.

However, it remains to be seen, whether the Obama Administration will seek an extradition, which they stink at. Just ask Roman Polanski or Dudus.

As for Manning, his conduct does not qualify as espionage either. The Judiciary Report would classify him as a whistleblower and let him go. He exposed horrible corruption and heinous war crimes against humanity, initiated and perpetrated by the Bush Administration. He blew the whistle by uncovering documents illustrating wrongdoing and illegal behavior, not national secrets of propriety.

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Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Switzerland Declines Roman Polanksi Extradition


Roman Polanski

After taking film director, Roman Polanski, into custody, the Swiss government has changed its mind about extraditing him to the United States on child sodomy charges. Polanksi sodomized a 13-year-old girl he plied with wine, in conduct that is reprehensible.

The Judiciary Report hoped the extradition would proceed, as Polanksi's crimes are very serious. He needs to be brought to justice within the scope of the law.

U.S. President Barack Obama

The Swiss cited a flaw in the Obama Administration's extradition request (refusal to present testimony), as Jamaica previously did regarding alleged drug dealer, Christopher Michael Coke, also known as Dudus (illegal wiretaps), who was later sent to America, after the U.S. President, via the State Department, unleashed a hateful, disproportionate torrent of abuse against the Caribbean country.

However, one has to wonder, will the Obama Administration take the bully route with Switzerland, trying to destroy its government and economy, as it did with Jamaica regarding Dudus or did the President's confidence in the aforementioned matter, spring from Jamaica being a small island nation.

U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder

Other nations such as France (Hans Peterson), have declined extradition requests, yet were not met with the sheer abusiveness Jamaica was ladled with by the Obama Administration, which makes it all look very personal. Once again, it affirms the Judiciary Report's position, the Dudus extradition, was meant to put the Jamaican government in such a terrible quandary, to create such division, it would topple it and the economy by wreaking havoc on tourism and trade (visa revocations).

However, the Obama Administration didn't bank on 76 people dying and further tarnishing the image of his already beleaguered administration, currently facing the wrath of the American people on a number of issues, from overspending inflating the national deficit to unemployment.

Saturday, June 26, 2010

Dudus Extradited To America


Alleged Jamaican drug suspect, Christopher Michael Coke, also known as Dudus, was extradited to America yesterday. He was apprehended by the Jamaican government at a security check point, on his way to turning himself in at the U.S. Embassy, driven by Reverend Al Miller.

Christopher Michael Coke on helicopter flight headed for New York in America

The Jamaican military and police removed him from the car and placed him under arrest. Dudus waived his right to extradition and was then turned over to the U.S. government, who were waiting with a helicopter to transport him to New York in the United States of America .

Dudus initially wished to fight the extradition and became a fugitive. However, yesterday he waived his right to extradition, which could have allowed him to stay in Jamaica and exhaust the appeals process for 2-3 years, delaying his removal from the island.

After waiving his right to extradition, he formally apologized to the Jamaican people for all the turmoil and bloodshed his extradition caused. The U.S. Department of Justice also owes the Jamaican people an apology for how the matter was handled, the DOJ sponsored defamation of the island and for brushing off warnings there could be many casualties, with 76 people later dying. However, they simply did not care, as it was a failed attempt to overthrow the Jamaican government and destabilize the economy.

Thursday, June 24, 2010

Tunnels To Trains


Drug Tunnel in America leading to Mexico

The Jamaican government recently discovered drug tunnels running from the one time Tivoli Gardens stronghold of Christopher Michael Coke, also known as "Dudus" who was taken into custody yesterday, for extradition to the United States on drug and gun charges.

Similar tunnels have been found in other nations, such as America and Mexico, hollowed out on the orders of drug kingpins. World governments should seize drug tunnels and turn them into something useful, such as transportation ventures, namely underground trains (with modifications). Turn that negative into a positive for the state (nation).

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Dudus Turns Himself In To Jamaican Police

Attorney General Eric Holder, head of the Department Of Justice

Jamaican Drug suspect, Christopher Michael Coke A/K/A "Dudus" turned himself into police on the island, as he is wanted for extradition to the United States. Thank God, as it will put an end to the manhunt and national distress on the island. As mentioned on the site previously, people in Jamaica were imploring him to surrender.

The U.S. government publicly labeled "Dudus" one of the most dangerous criminals in the world, formally demanded his extradition using shoddy, unlawful wiretaps and got 73 people on the island killed, including police and military.

However, as the Observer newspaper in Jamaica pointed out recently, the Department of Justice, only offered a $20,000 reward for him. That is a paltry sum, in light of the Department of Justice's allegations.

The U.S. government has referred to Osama Bin Laden as one of the most dangerous criminals in the world as well, yet offered a significantly higher reward of $20,000,000 for information leading to his capture.

Therefore, to class "Dudus" as one of the world's worst, yet offer so little reward money, contradicts the U.S. government's claims regarding this man.

"Dudus"

I'm not stating "Dudus" is innocent, as I have strong doubts about that, based on what I have read. If he is innocent as he claims, he can plead his case in court, as the Judiciary Report maintained from the beginning. But one has to wonder about the disparities regarding the Department of Justice's claims in light of the relatively low reward.

The true motivation for the "Dudus" extradition was upending the Jamaican government and throwing the nation into chaos and financial despair. As if the financial crisis of 2008 that began in America, thanks to the FBI and SEC's criminal negligence and corruption and spread to the rest of the world, did not cause enough devastation in the Caribbean as well, Obama has topped up the damage (tourism). But now that he is in custody, recovery can begin.

In closing, next time listen to people when they state innocents could die if you handle government matters incorrectly. 76 people are dead because of this fiasco and it is a black mark on your presidency that will not be forgotten.

Saturday, June 19, 2010

Jamaican Government Cracking Down On Kingpin's Former Stronghold

Jamaican authorities making arrests in search for drug suspect wanted in America

The Jamaican government has been cracking down on the former stronghold of drug suspect, Christopher Michael Coke A/K/A Dudus, who is wanted in America for drug trafficking.

Two weeks ago, the Jamaican government stormed Tivoli Gardens, the small neighborhood in the nation's capital Kingston, that Dudus had taken over, in the manner of the movie character "Nino Brown" from the film "New Jack City."

The Jamaican government arrested 500 people during that raid. This week, they have arrested an additional 205 people and confiscated 70 more weapons.

Cops say they've seized CCTV system in Tivoli

Thursday, June 17, 2010 - A closed-circuit television (CCTV) system that the police believe was used to monitor several entrances to the West Kingston community of Tivoli Gardens is now being checked by the police to find out where the footage was saved.

According to head of the Major Investigations Task Force Assistant Commissioner Les Green, the CCTV system was found in the area of Tivoli called Java where fugitive Christopher 'Dudus' Coke had his office...

http://www.jamaicaobserver.com

Police seize two guns, detain 205 people

Thursday, June 17, 2010 - THE security forces seized two illegal firearms and apprehended 205 people for questioning during a curfew imposed on sections of the Kingston Central and Kingston Eastern police divisions yesterday.

Police said that several rounds of ammunition and gun magazines were also seized...

The police high command on Monday placed a bounty of US$20,000 for the capture of Coke, the former gang leader of Tivoli Gardens...

Police have since reported that they found over 70 guns during searches in Tivoli Gardens and surrounding communities.

http://www.jamaicaobserver.com

Friday, June 11, 2010

Jamaican PM Suing ABC News For Defamation


Bruce Golding

Jamaican Prime Minister, Bruce Golding, has initiated legal action against ABC News, stating they have defamed him in a widely disseminated broadcast, accusing him of being associated with drug fugitive, Christopher Michael Coke A/K/A "Dudus."

The FBI/DOJ's poorly handled extradition request for the drug suspect, has resulted in the deaths of 73 Jamaican police officers, military and civilians.

ABC has been left stranded in the lurch, as the anonymous U.S. State Department source they cited in their article, has abandoned them, as it has been reported in the Jamaica Observer newspaper, "US State Department officials later denied knowledge of such a document saying instead they were working with the Jamaican prime minister in crime prevention in the island."

If Golding files suit against ABC News in Britain, as the article was carried there as well, it will be much easier to prove damages, due to the fact libel laws in the United Kingdom are more favorable to Plaintiffs. Many high profile people in a variety of cases, have filed suit in Britain as a result.

Bruce legal action over ABC 'Dudus' story

Wednesday, June 09, 2010 - LAWYERS representing Prime Minister Bruce Golding have written to United States-based news network ABC seeking redress for a recent newscast referring to Golding as a ‘criminal affiliate’ of Christopher ‘Dudus’ Coke.

"It is being pursued as we speak," Information Minister Daryl Vaz told journalists at today’s post cabinet press briefing held at Jamaica House. Vaz added that a statement was issued by the prime minister this week and legal action was being pursued by him “on a personal basis”...

Golding subsequently dismissed the ABC report as "extremely offensive", and charged that efforts to link him personally with the alleged drug kingpin, were “clearly part of a conspiracy to undermine the duly elected government of Jamaica”...

http://www.jamaicaobserver.com

Friday, May 28, 2010

73 Dead In Jamaica After U.S. DOJ Extradition Demand

Jamaican authorities in front of a mural of Prime Minister Bruce Golding

Amnesty International has stated it seeks to investigate the number of deaths in the small Tivoli Gardens community of Kingston, Jamaica, in the wake of the U.S. extradition demand, for drug suspect Christopher Michael Coke A/K/A "Dudus." The Obama administration has shown Jamaica great ill-will in how it went about it, ignoring numerous warnings and pleas from community activists, that improper handling of the extradition, would result in casualties to innocent people.

Thus far, 70 people have died, among them Jamaican soldiers, police and civilians, as the island's authorities attempt to extract fugitive, Christopher Michael Coke, for extradition to the United States of America.

U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder

To put pressure on the Jamaican government to achieve the extradition, which the island's reigning political party disputed, due to U.S. Attorney General, Eric Holder, submitting "illegal wiretaps" as evidence, the Obama administration began harassing law abiding Jamaican-American citizens in America, in the hope they would complain to their family, friends, business associates and the government in Jamaica, to extract and send Christopher Michael Coke to America.

Wealthy and middle class Jamaican businesspeople, who do not live in America, also saw their visas vindictively cancelled by the Obama administration, for no reason and without explanation, in acts that not only hurt the Jamaican economy, but the U.S. one as well, as these are men and women from the island that visit on regular business trips and buy American products in bulk, then ship them back to Jamaica for sale in the marketplace.

This form of trade represents millions to the U.S. economy and the Jamaican one as well. These businesspeople began to complain to the government and publicly regarding the unprovoked mistreatment, as they have nothing to do with Christopher Michael Coke.

Mr. Holder, with his Billy Dee mustache, consistently runs amok in Congress. The Judiciary Report is confident, Billy Dee Williams, would have carried himself better in Congress and not incurred constant brain freezes when questioned by senators.

Mr. Holder experiencing a brain freeze in Congress

The majority of the island does not support the drugs and violence associated with these gangs, such as the one Christopher Michael Coke runs and want it gone from the country. However, it is not as easy as it looks, which is evident by the number of ongoing deaths in America's extradition bid for Christopher Michael Coke.

Usually, when two world governments have a dispute, they kick out diplomats and ambassadors as a negative gesture, until things are resolved to their satisfaction. They do not cancel the visas of businesspeople that have nothing to do with the dispute and harass and abuse naturalized, innocent citizens in their nation from the foreign nation.

The Obama administration has set a new low, which has cost the U.S. economy money. But with the way he excessively spends U.S. taxpayer money, Obama clearly is not concerned with the economy.

Most Jamaicans do not even know Christopher Michael Coke and similar gangs personally, as they operate in apart of Kingston, that is the equivalent of the U.S. projects in New York or Compton, California.

As a matter of fact, when the U.S. Department of Justice, on Eric Holder's instruction, went public with the extradition request for Christopher Michael Coke, it marked the first time many Jamaicans in Jamaica, America, Britain, Canada and other countries, heard of him. He is not a towering figure all over Jamaica. He is well known in the particular downtown ghetto he ensconced himself. A Nino Brown, if you will ("New Jack City").

For the Obama administration to label Jamaica a "narco-state" and attempt to paint a horrendous, unbalanced portrait of the island in the press, is the U.S. equivalent of stating, every American supports the Crips, Bloods and MS-13 street gangs, who are actively engaging in massive gun, human and drug trafficking. At the end of the day, most Americans do not personally know or condone the conduct of the Crips, Bloods and MS-13 street gangs.

In the Obama administration attempting to improperly extract Christopher Michael Coke, via "illegal wiretaps" and by harassing and mistreating law abiding Jamaicans and Jamaican-Americans who have nothing to do with him, damaging the Jamaican economy, while defaming the entire island through the U.S. government's mouthpiece, the Associated Press, the Jamaican government was pushed into a terrible corner and had to use the limited resources available in trying to apprehend the suspect.

The Jamaican police and military have been fighting against a street gang that obtained weapons and amour piercing bullets from America, that can penetrate police officer's bulletproof vests and other protective gear (Jamaica does not manufacture weapons).

In spite of the fact the Jamaican government sent buses to the Tivoli Gardens ghetto, begging civilians to come out before they go in, via a bid to extract Christopher Michael Coke, some did and some did not. Some stayed with their properties underestimating the danger, while others stayed out of fear, as they were told by the gang if they go on the buses, they should leave their house keys and not return.

Thus far, 70 civilians, police officers and soldiers are dead. 500 people have been arrested, but Christopher Michael Coke, who is clearly in hiding somewhere, remains a fugitive. The government has been imploring him for days to turn himself in.

The Obama Administration forced this terrible scenario and dozens of Jamaicans have died for it and it's not like the U.S. Justice Department and President Obama didn't know, as they were warned months in advance by this site and community activists (See a small sampling of the Judiciary Report's website statistics below, revealing the U.S. DOJ and FBI regularly read this website). I hope the Justice Department and FBI are happy now (sarcasm).

Therefore, what would Amnesty International have had the Jamaican government do, in the face of the bullying, threats and abuse from the Obama Administration, which has affected innocent Jamaican-Americans in the United States and Jamaicans that live on the island permanently, who have nothing to do with Christopher Michael Coke and his gang?

For the Obama administration to have forced this issue in such a manner, barking at the Jamaican government to get the suspect and get him now or else, when thousands of fugitives in America have not been apprehended, as it is not as easy as it looks, is hypocritical.

Look how many people the U.S. FBI, ATF and SWAT have searched for in America for years and have been unsuccessful in apprehending. Yes, they have apprehended many, but thousands of criminals still remain at large. That is the nature of police work. You do what you can and accept your successes and defeats.

The Jamaican Prime Minister, Bruce Golding, is the head of the Jamaica Labour Party, which is not even my family's political party, as my relatives belong to the opposition, the People's National Party, but at the end of the day, all politics aside, as a human being, I denounce the Obama Administration's poor handling of this extradition, as they were warned well in advance this could happen, but forced these innocent casualties, via arrogance in how they demanded this guy and began abusing innocent Jamaicans as the way to extradite him, which is wrong.

If the tables were turned and another world government anywhere in the world, did that to the Obama administration, via abusing innocent Americans who did no wrong, he would be outraged, denounce it and label said conduct human rights abuses.

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Jamaica To Extradite Drug Suspect


U.S. President Barack Obama and Attorney General Eric Holder

The Jamaican government has agreed to extradite drug suspect, Christopher "Dudus" Coke and a manhunt is currently underway, which could result in a massive standoff, as police attempt to apprehend him in Jamaica. The case has caused turmoil in Jamaica, as the Jamaican government contends, the U.S. Department of Justice, headed by Obama's reckless Attorney General, Eric Holder, illegally wiretapped Coke's mobile phone, in a bid to gain evidence for an extradition.

Many Jamaicans have complained, when the extradition hit a snag, due to the illegal wiretaps being rejected as evidence, as retaliation, the U.S. government began arresting Jamaicans in America for the least little thing, such as traffic violations which were previously not considered arrest worthy offenses, canceling the visas of Jamaicans in America and denying Jamaican businesspeople entry into the United States for standard business trips.

U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder

The Obama administration discriminatorily and unjustly reasoned the way to get what it wanted in this case was to punish innocent Jamaicans that have nothing to do with the Coke case and do not support the accused, when hundreds of thousands of lawful Jamaican citizens in America voted for him in large numbers during the 2008 election.

Already Mr. Holder's poor handling of the extradition, has cost a Jamaican civilian her life, which is what the Judiciary Report feared would happen. But such incompetence is to be expect from a man that went into the U.S. Congress as the nation's top lawyer, condemning the unjust Arizona immigration law, without even reading it first, causing great embarrassment to himself and all associated with him.

Jamaican Prime Minister Bruce Golding

Two months ago, the Judiciary Report warned that Mr. Holder engaging in such severe criminal negligence and violations of international law, in demanding the Coke extradition using illegal wiretaps, would lead to tragedy and that is exactly what has happened this week.

The Judiciary Report also previously expressed, law and order is important and all criminals should be held accountable, but authorities must follow the rule of law. Mr. Holder didn't and a Jamaican woman paid for it with her life this week.

For weeks people were also stating, if Prime Minister Golding gives the go ahead for the extradition, under the illegal wiretap evidence, he would be signing his own death warrant. The Prime Minister's safety has been placed in danger as well. The Department Of Justice could have handled this matter better than this.

Had Holder gone the standard international route, of getting witnesses to testify against a drug suspect, rather than resorting to illegal wiretaps, this would not have happened, as there would have been no room to move for the suspect.

However, the Judiciary Report firmly believes this was an attempt to disrupt and topple the Jamaican government, which is not new territory for the U.S. government.

A number of nations such as Haiti (the U.S. government forcibly removed Jean-Bertrand Aristide from office, by kidnapping the Prime Minister and depositing him on the other side of the globe), Panama (the U.S. government invasion in 1989 left 4,000 dead and the government toppled), Grenada (In 1983 the U.S. government invasion left 25 locals dead and the government upended) and Iraq (the U.S. government invasion in 2003 toppled the Iraqi government, executed its leader Saddam Hussein and left 1 million civilians dead in an ongoing war being fought for oil) have been subjected to the same treatment in previous incidents, with the desired goal of destabilization, under someone's political agenda. So much for world peace.

Sadly, in each of those cases, lives were lost as well, during the ensuing turmoil. The Judiciary Report doesn't believe for one minute this is the way the American people want the U.S. government to represent the nation in the world, as that's about politics and not people.

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