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Thursday, March 31, 2016

The U.S. State Department Angers Americans On Twitter With Travel Advisory For 'Ugly' People

  
U.S. State Department puts its foot in its mouth, then deleted this tweet and apologized

When a government tries to be cool online, it never ends well. The U.S. State Department is more proof of this. A smart aleck tweeting from the State Department's official Twitter page posted the comment, "Not a '10' in the US? Then not a 10 overseas. Beware of being lured into buying expensive drinks or worse - being robbed #springbreakingbadly." Americans on Twitter got upset at the Tweet slamming the State Department in a series of comical tweets:





The parody twitter page mocking the fiasco:



Then the State Department deleted the tweet and issued this apology:


People shouldn't feel bad. The State Department wasn't calling everybody ugly. They were just talking about Madonna and Jay Z (LOL). The rest of you, have a happy vacation, don't leave your drinks unattended, don't take rides from strangers or book travel arrangements with companies/sites that aren't reputable.



Madonna (left) and Jay Z (right)

STORY SOURCE
 
State Department Apologizes for #SpringBreakingBadly Tweet 

Mar 31, 2016, 8:12 AM ET - The State Department’s Bureau of Consular Affairs apologized for a tweet it sent out Wednesday that warned Americans of scams while traveling overseas. “Not a ‘10’ in the US? Then not a 10 overseas. Beware of being lured into buying expensive drinks or worse – being robbed. #springbreakingbadly,” the tweet read. It has since been deleted, but several media organizations had already captured the tweet, and Twitter users were quick to respond...

Monday, November 10, 2014

Why Do Men Lie


Halle Berry

Last week a man told me I'm the most beautiful woman in the world and I stated, "No, that would be Halle Berry." Then he replied "No, that would be you." I thought to myself, "This dude must be drunk" (LOL! He wasn't, but it was still hilarious).  

However, this brings me to my point. Why do some men lie in attempts at getting what they want. I know "beauty is in the eye of the beholder" but this dude was really reaching with the compliments (LOL). To be fair, some women lie too to get what they want.

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Tuesday, February 11, 2014

Usain Bolt Goes Madea For New Virgin Mobile Ad (Video)



Jamaican gold medalist sprinter, Usain Bolt, recently did another commercial for Virgin Mobil. In the latest ad, Bolt plays a full family. The part of the commercial that has Bolt pulling a "Madea" or "Big Momma" is humorous. Seeing Bolt with a red lacefront wig on is hilarious. But Usain, I should let you know, in the commercial your right chi chi was higher than the left one. I'm just saying (LOL).


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Friday, January 31, 2014

Billy Joel Disses Madonna Stating She Can't Sing (Video)

Billy Joel Decided To "Tell Her About It"


 

Legendary singer/songwriter Billy Joel, famous for the hits "Uptown Girl" "Just The Way You Are" and "Innocent Man" slammed pop tart Madonna as someone who can't sing. This is true. Many have made this observation about Madonna, who built a career on copyright infringement and selling sex.


Madonna

TMZ reports during a sold out performance at Madison Square Garden, Joel commented on a throat spray for his voice stating, "I saw Madonna use this once ... it didn't help her much." Madonna used to mock and harass Whitney Houston in the 1990s out of pure jealousy as Houston can sing and Kevin Costner chose her, not his ex-girlfriend Madonna, for the lead role in the hit film "The Bodyguard."

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Billy Joel I May Be Crazy ... BUT Madonna Can't Sing!

1/29/2014 1:45 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF - Time to clear out the deli aisle ... because we got some BRAND NEW BEEF ... Billy Joel's now hopped on the Madonna-bashing bandwagon, firing shots at Madge for her crappy singing. 

Billy skewered Madonna Monday night in NYC, during the first of his residency shows at Madison Square Garden. He jokes about using a special spray to help soothe his throat before a song, and then says, "I saw Madonna use this once ... it didn't help her much." The crowd went nuts. You gotta listen.


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Thursday, January 16, 2014

Obama Brings Up The Bulls During Miami Heat Visit To The White House (Video)

Player Hatin’ At The Highest Levels (LOL)


U.S. President, Barack Obama, an avid sports fan, loves the Chicago Bulls basketball team, who represent his former constituency in Illinois. Yet, the president's precious little darlings lost not one, but two years in a row to reigning champions the mighty Miami Heat (your team lost Commander-in-Chief Player-Hater-in-Chief, let it go LOL).

President Obama hosted the Heat at the White House on Tuesday and did his level best not to sic the Secret Service on them for beating his beloved Bulls. Proving he has graciously accepted the Bulls not winning the championship, he only brought them up once and did so to inform the Heat his 1972 Bulls are more impressive. Too bad for the president it’s 2014 (I’m just joking). The Heat went to the White House for the second year in a row and had a good time.

Wednesday, December 11, 2013

Female Prime Minister Fawns Over President Obama And First Lady Michelle Obama Shuts It Down


British Prime Minister David Cameron, Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt and U.S. President Barack Obama taking a "selfie" (a picture of one's self)

While attending the memorial for the late great Nelson Mandela in South Africa, U.S. President Barack Obama got himself into a spot of trouble with wife, First Lady Michelle Obama. At least, that's how Twitter is hilariously making it look. President Obama was taking photos with his ally, British Prime Minister David Cameron and Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt, during the memorial that served as a celebration of Mandela's amazing life. 

 

Follow the sequence of photos from top to bottom for a good laugh

Then, Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt began to fawn over President Obama, laughing and smiling with him, prompting him to platonically pat her on the back. This caused Mrs. Obama to have an "oh really" look on her face that was priceless. Next thing you know, Mrs. Obama had switched seats with Mr. Obama and both he and Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt were no longer smiling and laughing (but Twitter was). Mrs. Obama put Mr. Obama on time out (haha).


First Lady Michelle Obama and President Barack Obama

Speaking of Mrs. Obama, the dress she wore to the Kennedy Center honors last week was stunning and made the news. It's her best look to date. Mr. Obama kept staring at her as well, looking quite mesmerized. You know they totally did it when they got home.

Monday, November 11, 2013

Kim Kardashian Hit North West With The Morning Breath (Photo)



North West to mom Kim Kardashian: Oh no you didn't just hit me with the morning breath! I'm telling daddy.

A series of photos were released this past weekend featuring reality star Kim Kardashian holding her baby North West up in the air like she is Simba from the movie "The Lion King." However, the look on little North West's face would have you thinking Kim just hit that baby with the morning breath, the way she was frowning.


Kanye West to Kim Kardashian: North told me you hit her with that morning breath this morning.

Do you guys think North has figured out who her parents are, because that poor baby looks exasperated with everything and she isn't even a year old yet. Just wait until she sees her daddy's outburst reel, featuring Kanye West exploding at everyone from Taylor Swift to the paparazzi. Here's hoping she never sees her mother's highlight reel, which is probably her exploding out of her clothes in a tape with Ray J that is NSFW (not safe for work).

Thursday, October 31, 2013

Kanye West Loses His Mind Again And Says Kim Kardashian Is More Influential Than First Lady Michelle Obama


Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

Insanity prone rapper and hothead, Kanye West, lost his ever-loving mind (again) this week by stating the mother of his child/fiancée, reality star, Kim Kardashian is more influential than First Lady Michelle Obama (on what planet). Wow, does sex really make people this stupid.


Mrs. Obama to President Obama: we've got to get Kanye off that crack! 

No self-respecting moron would go on record stating something so outrageously wrong that people begin to wonder exactly how much crazy juice said individual has been drinking. Kanye is sipping from Tom Cruise's cup to make such a statement. It's amazing how fame fools some people.

STORY SOURCE

Kanye West And Kim Kardashian More Influential Than Michelle Obama

"Collectively, we’re the most influential with clothing. None is looking at what President Barack Obama is wearing. Michelle Obama cannot Instagram a pic like what my girl Instagrammed the other day. Kids weren’t monitoring every day what Kim Kardashian was wearing or where Kanye West was going on vacation, and thinking that somehow that was the mark of success.


Thursday, August 15, 2013

The Daughter Of Love And Hip Hop Atlanta Star Stevie J Has Inherited His Facial Expressions And It's Hilarious (Photos)

As previously mentioned on the Judiciary Report "Love And Hip Hop Atlanta" reality star Stevie J has some unusual facial expressions: 
 

However, what's hilarious is his lovely little daughter Eva has inherited his funny facial expressions. Somebody call Child Services on Stevie J because this is so not right (LOL):

  

Wednesday, June 19, 2013

Never Let Your Ex-Girlfriend Hook You Up With One Of Her Friends (Funny True Story)




Shenaynay from "The Martin Lawrence Show"
 
One of my friends that I've known since I was 8-years-old, told me something she did to her ex-boyfriend that left me laughing my butt off (though I did tell her what she did is wrong). She was dating a man that she didn't want to go out with anymore, so she broke up with him, rather than stringing him along.

I don't know what he was thinking when he tasked her to hook him up with one of her friends, since they were breaking up (spite, maybe?). He told her he wants "a nice, pretty girl like you" (this was his first mistake, as what she did next was not "nice" LOL). I don't know if she was angry that he asked her to do this, but she found someone for him alright. They spoke over the phone and he paid for a plane ticket for the woman she'd found to fly out and meet him.

Shortly after, he called my friend dismayed and stunned, "The woman you have sent me has the appearance of a man." My friend found the most mannish woman she barely knew, an acquaintance and had the man buy an expensive plane ticket to fly her to his adopted home country in Europe, thinking she was sending him a stunner (he was stunned alright).

I laughed so hard when she told me what she'd done I started crying. I didn't agree with it when I found out after the fact and I did say it was wrong, but I was laughing so hard when I said it, I don't know how effective my words were in deterring her from doing something like this again.

I don't know if he was trying to make her jealous, thinking dating one of her pretty friends would make her want him back, but whatever that  was, it backfired on him badly. In short, they don't speak anymore (LOL). I know he'll never ask another ex-girlfriend that again.

Friday, June 14, 2013

Chris Brown Owned On The Basketball Court (Video)


Oh dear! Singer Chris Brown took to the basketball court and was dunked on...hard! Detroit Piston Andre Drummond turned Chris into a proverbial poster. The video clip of Brown being owned by Drummond has gone viral to the amusement of many. Drummond was heard singing Brown's "Run It" as he proceeded to run over Chris (just kidding about the last line, but admit it, that would have been funny). In closing, some people should stick to their day job (LOL).

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Saturday, May 11, 2013

Kanye West Painfully Walks Into A Street Sign While With Kim Kardashian Then Throws A Tantrum (Video)

Kanye Can Sing "I Hit It First" To The Street Sign
 


Rapper Kanye West, 35, exploded in rage on a Los Angeles street, after walking into a street sign, while accompanied by his pregnant jump-off Kim Kardashian. West was angrily walking with his head down and crashed right into the sign. Shortly after he took out his anger on the paparazzi, like it was their fault he can’t walk and chew gum at the same time. West and Kardashian have been experiencing problems in their made for reality TV relationship and it has been a struggle for her to get him to spend any time with her during this pregnancy.

Tuesday, April 30, 2013

President Barack Obama Slams Jay-Z Again (Video)



U.S. President Barack Obama attended the White House Correspondents Dinner this past weekend, making jokes and taking jabs at people, who have offended or upset him. On the list was Rush Limbaugh and rapper Jay-Z, who doesn't know how to keep his big mouth shut.

Obama clowned Jay-Z, mimicking his own lyrics from the 2004 song "99 Problems" in stating, "Some things are beyond my control. For example, this whole controversy about Jay-Z going to Cuba - it's unbelievable. I've got 99 problems and now Jay-Z is one." Ironically, Jay-Z ridiculous lyric states "I got 99 problems but a bit*h ain't one." Is Obama subliminally calling Jay-Z a "bit*h." More like a snitch, as he threw the president under the bus. Read on...


Obama at White House Correspondents Dinner 

As written on the site previously, Hollywood "illuminati" member, Jay-Z, penned an ill-advised, ignorant song entitled "Open Letter" about national criticism he received for going to Cuba for his 5th Anniversary, with dimwitted wife, singer, Beyonce Knowles.

I love Cubans, especially Cuban Americans I've grown up with, who have been good to me. So for the life of me I can't fathom why Jay-Z opted to go to Cuba and offend his fellow citizens, rather than wait for a time when democracy reaches the island nation's shores (and I do believe it can happen, as progress is being made).

But Jay-Z and Beyonce took the trip to show they could and when a backlash ensued in America, rather than be adults and own up to it, they tried to pin the blame for everything on Obama, the President of the United States (of all people) stating he gave them "White House clearance."


Obama said at the dinner he is taking a page out of his wife's book to distract from negative press, by getting a new hairstyle (not a good look LOL)

Then to top up the scandal, Jay-Z tried to drag the Office of the Presidency down to his level by stating in the song, Obama told him to "chill" or his behavior is going to get him "impeached." Yes, Jay-Z mentioned the words "Obama" and "impeached" in the same sentence. With friends like these, who needs enemies. For years Jay-Z has possessed an exaggerated sense of importance (keyword being "possessed" - blasted devil worshipper).

I warned two years ago in this column, when photos were released of Jay-Z sitting in the President's chair at the White House, that it was not a good idea and trouble would come from it. Well, there you go. Sorry, but the President broke Jay-Z bad and this is apart of the end result of embracing an egotistical braggart with no discretion.




Jay-Z has no sense of decorum, humility or understanding of protocol and to allow a man with such serious character flaws into your circle was a serious risk and liability (as I have stated all along). Lord only knows what else Jay-Z has seen and heard being around Obama that will come flying out of his indiscreet mouth one day for another round of embarrassment.


Side Bar: Go on Jay-Z, "brush off your shoulders" cause Obama's just hatin' on you for your looks (suppressing laughter) illegally accumulated wealth (see criminal copyright infringement) and your intellect (twit).

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Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Derrick Rose Sued For Making Chicago Bulls Fan 'Fat And Depressed'

Yea, That's What You Get For Breaking The Heat's Winning Streak (LOL)


Derrick Rose

Chicago Bulls fan Matthew Thompson, 25, has sued NBA star, Derrick Rose, complaining the athlete becoming injured and sidelined has made him "fat and depressed." Yes, this is a real lawsuit and the Judiciary Report would have loved to see the look on Rose's face when he read it. And all the Miami Heat fans say "Amen!"

Seriously, sweetie, you can't sue people for being injured. That's the nature of sports. Rose wants to play, but if an injury occurs, he, just like every other athlete, has to deal with it as best they can. They can't be faulted for that. Drop the lawsuit.

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Ingenious Fan Sues Injured Derrick Rose for Making Him Fat and Depressed

April 19, 2013 - Derrick Rose's injury has affected us all. Well, some more than others, because one fan is suing the Chicago Bulls star for making him a fat, depressed mess. HipHop365 reports Rose's lingering injury has taken its toll on the psyche and waistline of one superfan.
A 25 year old Peoria Illinois man filed a lawsuit Thursday against Chicago Bulls Superstar Derrick Rose.

Matthew Thompson, a self-described long-time Bulls fan, and electrician claims Rose missing the entire 2012-2013 NBA regular season has caused him to have mental breakdowns and emotional distress, which ultimately led to obesity issues. According to reports, Thompson claims Rose displayed negligent behavior by refusing to return to the court, despite having been cleared by team doctors. He blames his health issues on the MVP’s refusal to return...

Tuesday, April 23, 2013

Beyonce Gets Slapped And Her Hair Extensions Pulled (Video)

Beyonce Beatdown!

Screeching singer Beyonce was slapped up like she stole something and had her weave pulled during a concert in Serbia, while walking in the audience. However, Beyonce is probably used to it from Jay-Z (yea, I said it). The video hit the internet with many comedic comments from the public following it. Bloggers, who are kind, loving, sensitive people, have been cracking up and clowning her over it as well.

Friday, April 19, 2013

Black Family Arrested For Pulling Guns On Fast Food Staff For Forgetting To Put Chicken Wings In Their Order

Why My People, Why!


File this one under black crimes. Sometimes you read a headline regarding crime and don't even have to guess the color of the perpetrators. This is one of those times. A black father and son, Antonius Hart Sr. and Antonius Hart Jr., went to Pirtle's Chicken in Memphis, Tennessee. On their way home they realized the fast food restaurant forgot to put the chicken wings they paid for in their order.



Antonius Hart Sr. and Antonius Hart Jr.

Needless to say, they turned right around and drove all the way back to the restaurant. The Harts pulled out AK-47s, yes, AK-47s and pointed them at the staff of the restaurant, demanding the chicken they ordered and paid, in addition to additional chicken as compensation. I have no words for this. First an Elvis impersonator in Memphis mails the president ricin and now this. Memphis is getting gansta.

Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Rihanna Who! Chanel Clowns Rihanna Slamming Her Claim She Is Their New Model

First Nivea Drops Her Now Chanel Tells Her To Kick Rocks


Rihanna needs to stay off the drugs

Rihanna tried to model today like rival Karrueche Tran and ended up flat on her butt. Rihanna announced online that she just completely a new ad campaign, indicating it was for Chanel. The image conscious brand Chanel rushed to Vogue magazine to distance themselves from her stating she is not the new face of their brand. Rihanna said it was "top secret" - apparently so top secret Chanel didn't even know about it. Chanel told Rihanna what she told Karrueche online a few months ago "Ph*ck (f**k) you and your modeling pictures." And that is all...

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Rihanna Is Not The New Face Of Chanel

15 April 2013 - RIHANNA is not the new face of Chanel, we can confirm. A spokesperson from the fashion house told us that the Vogue cover girl has not been photographed for one of its campaigns - despite a succession of reports to the contrary.

Online speculation first emerged back in January, when the singer shared a picture on her Instagram account - in which she appeared to be wearing Chanel jewellery - alongside the comment: "And that's a #wrap on my shoot for my new #topsecret ad campaign!!! #2013". The post was quickly followed by a number of reports suggesting that she could be the new face of the brand's accessories line...

Tuesday, March 12, 2013

Rihanna Cancels Boston Concert Due To Laryngitis But There's Just One Problem...


Rihanna

Singer and I use the term loosely, Rihanna, has cancelled her concert in Boston, Massachusetts, but there's one problem, she can't sing. She's no Whitney Houston. She goes on stage in next to nothing, indecently flashing her body parts at the audience (adults and children alike), usually opening her legs like she is at the gynecologist. Laryngitis wouldn't stop her show. However, a herpes flair up would.

Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Has President Obama Gotten His Revenge On Lindsay Lohan


Barack Obama: endorse Romney, will you. I think not freckles!

U.S. head of state, Barack Obama, is known to sic the IRS (Internal Revenue Service) on his enemies in a move that was often used by disgraced former president Richard Nixon. Today it was announced the IRS seized the bank accounts of train wreck actress, Lindsay Lohan. 


Lindsay Lohan: "say what"?

This is curious as Lohan publicly endorsed Mitt Romney prior to the November 2012 presidential election, breaking with liberal, hedonistic Hollywood. Now she has the IRS on her butt, who are moving in on the thieving actress. Lohan owes less than many entertainers, who have been subjected to account seizures, as her outstanding tax bill is $233,904.


Lindsay Lohan being perp walked for punching woman in the face at a New York night club last week (Photo Credit: INF)

It's not that the Judiciary Report is particularly sorry for Lohan regarding her chronic illegal behavior, as she is obligated to pay the IRS, but just thought I'd throw this story out there to stir the doo doo a bit, as she faces two probation violations as well. You're welcome Lindsay.  

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Madonna Sued By The Russian Government For $10,000,000


I saw this photo on another site with the title "Madonna You Got Old Demotivational poster." So rough looking she broke Photoshop and made it quit.

Madwoman Madonna has been sued for $10,000,000 by the Russian government in St Petersburg, for defying their laws against images of homosexuality. Her conduct is quite hypocritical, as her cult Kabbalah hates homosexuality and maintains it is evil. She is also being threatened with another lawsuit in France, for defamation of character, regarding French politician, Marine Le Pen, who has already sued the attention seeking, washed up, former pop star.

I was told a U.S. government official referred to Madonna as a "mischievous idiot" for her international trouble making schemes for publicly that are being viewed quite negatively. Their patience is wearing thin with her, because she's caused them problems they did not care for and as one person put it, "More trouble than any other celebrity."

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