Showing posts with label Reggie Bush. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Reggie Bush. Show all posts

Monday, November 7, 2016

Reggie Bush Accused Of Impregnating Miami Woman During His Marriage And Discussed $3,000,000 Payment To Abort The Baby


Reggie Bush

Reggie Bush is in trouble. The famous American football player cheated on his wife, Lilit Avagyan, with a married waitress in Miami, Monique Exposito, during his stint with the Dolphins team. Bush and his wife have two beautiful children, 4-year-old Bresis and 1-year-old Uriah. When Exposito informed Bush she is pregnant, they discussed a payment of $3,000,000 to abort the baby (what a gold digger). However, it is being reported she did not get the money and decided to keep the baby. She is now 6-months pregnant. 

Reggie Bush and wife Lilit Avagyan

Exposito has now gone public with her story in an attempt to embarrass Bush and get a big payday. She has hired an attorney and put out press releases on the matter. The important thing is to establish paternity. Then discuss a trust fund for the child and suitable, reasonable child support payments, if the baby is indeed Bush's child. 


Monique Exposito

The Rhymes with Snitch blog is reporting, Exposito, has also been having an affair with married, former Miami Heat basketball player, Alonzo Mourning. Therefore, Bush wants a paternity test to ascertain the correct identity of the baby's father. Ironically, Exposito looks like Bush's wife Lilit, who looks like his ex-girlfriend he dumped, Kim Kardashian, who is still in love with him. Why do men do that, cheat with women who look like their wives? Appreciate what you have at home and don't cheat.

STORY SOURCE

 Reggie Bush Acknowledges Looming Paternity Scandal
 
Last month news leaked that married NFL player Reggie Bush was suspected of getting his sidekchick pregnant. Reggie acknowledges his involvement... Rumors spread back in October that Reggie Bush had secretly offered Miami waitress Monique Exposito $3 million in hush/abortion money which she accepted without following through with the termination. 

Now insiders tell TMZ Reggie is demanding a DNA test but will absolutely take responsibility IF the baby is his. Monique, who is married and also rumored to be the longtime mistress of retired Miami Heat player Alonzo Mourning, is due to give birth in February. Meanwhile Reggie's reps tell TMZ, "He's aware of the rumors and remains happily married." 

Saturday, February 6, 2016

Ray J And Reggie Bush Agree Kim Kardashian's Vagina Smells Very Bad


Low Blow!
 
Kanye West and Kim Kardashian
 
"Keeping Up With The Kardashians" reality star Kim Kardashian, who is currently married to rapper, Kanye West, is being humiliated by two of her ex-boyfriends. Reality star Ray J and U.S. football player, Reggie Bush, made public statements that indicate she has serious vaginal odor problems.

Ray J did an interview where he stated Kardashian's vagina smells really bad, "I went to the doctor and I asked the doctor, 'Look, check me first. Okay, I’m good? What’s up with my girlfriend’s coochie? It’s ridiculous!' He said, 'Look, an older dude just walked in here and was like, ‘my wife’s vagina smells so bad … it’s unbearable. What do I do?' He said, 'The first thing you do is tell ’em. Tell ’em that it smells bad.' And I was like, 'How? There’s no way that I could.' I jumped up and was like, 'Can you call her?' Cuz I can’t take this no more. I mean, I told my sister. I told Brandy, and then she came back at me and was like, ‘I can’t never forget that p***y was stinky.' And then I was like, 'I know, well just chill.” Because that was a problem with MB, with Miss B. But when I told KK … that was it. And that p***y was fresh. She went and … it was … most of the time, it was a yeast infection."

Then, Bush posted an item on the website Instagram that stated, "I know you’re the one because the smell of your vagina doesn’t make me gag."
 
In the September 16, 2014 Judiciary Report article "Love And Hip Hop Hollywood Is Full Of Fights And Vaginal Odor Complaints" the site stated on the subject of vaginal odor, "Princess took photos of the items, among them Monistat (a vaginal yeast infection cream) and Vagisil (a vaginal wash) and used the photos to insult Teairra. Princess began mocking Teairra stating in a crude manner that she has vaginal odor problems, referring to her vagina as 'stinky.' Teairra countered it is from sleeping with a man Princess had sex with, Ray J, which would imply she passed on a bacteria that permeates his sperm. It's very low brow that a reality show has resorted to trading barbs about vaginal odor for ratings, when it indicates a gynecological issue, as the vagina is not supposed to 'stink."

Ray J
 
Some men have many misconceptions about the vagina. Some are of the belief that a woman has a sexually transmitted disease if her vagina smells bad. Medically speaking it could be a sexually transmitted disease such as such as Chlamydia, Trichomoniasis, Bacterial Vaginosis or Gonorrhea (or a yeast infection). It could also be due to the fact a woman has bad hygiene practices. If anyone, man or woman, bathes infrequently they will smell. If you are a woman and are not bathing regularly, peeing through out the day, then having sex, you are going to smell of urine mixed with vagina secretions.
 
The vagina is not supposed to smell bad. If it does, that indicates something is medically wrong or as mentioned above, the woman has bad hygiene habits. Proper feminine hygiene is important. Proper bathing habits regarding the vagina means properly washing the surface and between the lips with soap and water. Properly washing the anus is important as well. 
 
Some men will believe a woman is cheating on them due to vaginal odor issues they deem the presence of a sexually transmitted disease. However, there are medical cases that have revealed it was actually the man who was infected and passed on a sexually transmitted disease through their sperm and it created issues in the woman via infection. I've read statements women have made online that some men's sperm smells strong or bad and it is likely due to the man having a sexually transmitted disease. 

Kim Kardashian also has herpes and when it is genital outbreaks can cause odor issues due to oozing sores and scabs as the skin crusts over while it heals. Kardashian is very promiscuous. Kardashian has had sex with male and female porn stars, many famous men and many non-famous men, which all affects the sexual health. The more partners, especially partners who are also promiscuous, means the greater the chances of contracting sexually transmitted diseases (and throwing off one's vaginal PH in general). 
 
It should also be noted, butt implants such as the ones Kim Kardashian has can cause the vagina and buttocks to smell bad. The implants are foreign objects not apart of your body's physiology or metabolism, crowding out the area in the buttocks and near the vagina, causing excessive sweating.

Some men believe a woman who is sexually inactive (celibate) has cobwebs. Some literally and foolishly think that. A sexually inactive person is still supposed to bathe everyday and have check ups with a gynecologist (a doctor specializing in the care of the female genitals, who uses medical instruments to inspect the vagina externally and internally to ensure health). A celibate vagina, not being subjected to the sperm of promiscuous men infected with sexually transmitted diseases, is by far healthier and maintains a better PH balance. Monogamous couples also have better sexual health.

Another item that could create vaginal issues is the practice of engaging in vaginal and anal sex. When a man engages in anal sex with a woman, then transfers bacteria containing fecal matter (feces, doo doo) into the vagina via vaginal sex (especially without having used an enema first) it will create infection and odor issues. The vagina is not supposed to have fecal matter in it, as that will unquestionably create an infection and odor issues.




Reggie Bush's post on Instagram that occurred after Ray J's interview about Kim Kardashian's vagina

Hygiene is a two way street. Men must also bathe properly, brush their teeth and use deodorant under their arms. Genitals should be properly washed with soap and water while bathing the entire body (anus included, as some men, such as Kanye West, are prone to fingers in their anus to stimulate the prostate).

At the end of the day, what people do in their bedroom is their own business. However, I think it is very unkind for Ray J to publicly shame Kardashian (and Tierra Marie) regarding vaginal odors. You have no class. This also makes me wonder if promiscuous Ray J is the culprit infecting women with sexually transmitted diseases, as two of his ex-girlfriends allegedly smell bad. The more people a man or woman has sex with, the greater the risk of contracting sexually transmitted diseases and having odor issues.

Why do sexually active men and women take such mean barbs at each other. Ray J has publicly insulted two women he has dated complaining their vaginas smell bad. Rapper, Future, slammed his ex-girlfriend and the mother of his child, singer Ciara for not having sex with him like a porn star Bitter Rapper Future Unfriends The Mother Of His Child Ciara For Upgrading To Russell Wilson And Replaces Her With Side Chick Rihanna.

Some women slam men saying their penis is small. Some men slam women saying their vagina is loose or big. Women unwisely using large sex toys are affecting the tightness of their vaginas, training it to be larger than the average sized male, which can lead to a lack of tightness overtime, especially with the absence of kegels (Rihanna Photographed By Paparazzi Buying A Vagina).


STORY SOURCE 
Ray J Airs Out Kim K’s Stanky P***y Kat…Kanye Wifed Dat? *EXCLUSIVE AUDIO*
 

 Feb 2, 2016 - HSK Exclusive — Remember when we told you Kim Kardashian’s na na is so stank that Ray J ran to the doctor to get checked out? Guess what? In the case that you might have doubted us, you should no longer! That’s because now you can hear it straight from the horse’s mouth! “When I told KK … that was it. And that p***y was fresh. She went and … it was … most of the time, it was a yeast infection.” — RAY J airing out Kim Kardashian West’s va-J-J. Here’s a transcript of Ray J spilling the the real to author & radio personality Maxwell Billieon in the audio recording:

“I went to the doctor and I asked the doctor, “Look, check me first. Okay, I’m good? What’s up with my girlfriend’s coochie? It’s ridiculous!” He said, “Look, an older dude just walked in here and was like, ‘my wife’s vagina smells so bad … it’s unbearable. What do I do?” He said, “The first thing you do is tell ’em. Tell ’em that it smells bad.” And I was like, “How? There’s no way that I could.” I jumped up and was like, “Can you call her?” Cuz I can’t take this no more.

I mean, I told my sister. I told Brandy, and then she came back at me and was like, ‘I can’t never forget that p***y was stinky.” And then I was like, “I know, well just chill.” Because that was a problem with MB, with Miss B. But when I told KK … that was it. And that p***y was fresh. She went and … it was … most of the time, it was a yeast infection.

A lot of times, girls wear thongs with colors on them and it f**ks up something down there and it’s just an odor, sometimes. Sometimes the p***y stink. Sometimes you got an STD. All these things fly up in people’s minds. But most of the time, when guys think the p***y stink think they think you got an STD.

Is Whitney Houston, the next babe Ray J throws under the bus on the tape? Tune in on Grammy night to find out.


Reggie Bush Confirms Kim K’s Stanky P***y!

Feb 5, 2016 - This week HSK exclusively dropped the audio of Ray J confirming Kim Kardashian is sitting on a musty, stanky p***y. And now we have even more proof of Kim’s funky box! An old Instagram post from Kim’s former flame, Reggie Bush, was uncovered. In the post, Reggie posts a meme that reads, “I know you’re the one because the smell of your vagina doesn’t make me gag.”

Basically, Reggie was comparing the freshness of his wife Lilit Avagyan’s va-jay-jay to the putrid kitty kat Kim K is walking around with. If two of your exes are complaining about the funk that’s emitting from between your legs, you’ve got a problem!


Tuesday, December 8, 2015

Kim Kardashian And Kanye West Welcome Son And His Name Is...

Saint West!
 

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

Reality star/porn star Kim Kardashian and her husband, rapper and irritant, Kanye West, have welcomed their second child, a baby boy, into the world. Their first child in North West. They have named the tot Saint West. Someone stated online the name Saint is ironic as both parents are devils. Last week on Twitter my guess was the couple would name the little boy Caitlyn Jr after Kim's stepdad Bruce Jenner, who had surgery to become a woman called Caitlyn.  

Here Kim is pictured petting rapper Jay Z (Joe Camel) in Dubai (word in the industry is singer Beyonce fears Kim had pet Jay Z in more ways that one):


Ironically, Kardashian used to date athlete Reggie Bush, who was a Saint. Bush was a football player for the NFL football team the New Orleans Saints. As such, people are making jokes online about the couple for naming their baby Saint. Kardashian was famously dumped by Bush, who she was really in love with and trying to marry. She even overlooked Kanye at the time for Reggie, even though she knew him then. What happens when Kanye makes the connection about the name. A public meltdown in 5,4,3,2,1...
 When Reggie figures it out:

 
When Kanye figures it out:

 
When Reggie figures it out that Kanye figured it out:


When Kim finds out Kanye figured it out:

 
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Monday, October 19, 2015

Lamar Odom Out Of Coma After Overdose In Brothel Now Faces Drug, Physical And Speech Therapy With Permanent Damage To His Body


Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian

“Keeping Up With The Kardashians” reality star and former Los Angeles Lakers basketball player, Lamar Odom, is out of a medically induced coma, after he overdosed on drugs, alcohol and fake Viagra “Reload” at an infamous Nevada brothel. Odom is the estranged husband of “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” reality star Khloe Kardashian.

As stated on the Judiciary Report on October 15, 2015, “Based on what has been written regarding the self-induced injuries he has sustained, at this point Odom cannot breathe, walk, talk, see or mentally reason. People who experience strokes especially that many, often lose the ability to speak, see and walk (sometimes only temporarily, but other times it is permanent). They often have to relearn the most basic things even children can do, such as write, lift up a cup of water and tie their shoelaces.”

It was announced today that Odom is flying to Los Angeles to begin extensive rehab which will require months of hard work and commitment to regain proper use of his faculties and motor functions. TMZ stated today that some of the damage Odom sustained is “permanent.”


Lamar Odom jr., Destiny Odom with dad Lamar Odom and their stepmother, Khloe Kardashian

Some have blamed former Los Angeles Lakers teammate Kobe Bryan and others in the NBA for not being there for Odom. However, Odom isolated himself and refused to stick with rehab. He left one facility after a few short days. Odom must first help himself in being dedicated to a drug and alcohol rehab program and outpatient treatment.

Furthermore, Odom’s basketball colleagues are not the ones who put an enormous amount of stress on a recovering addict. The Kardashians did with their crazy lifestyle, mentally ill conduct and massive exploitation of him (and others as well). People with addictive personalities do not need added stress in their lives. It will create a downward spiral when drugs and alcohol become a crutch for dealing with stress and chaos you are bring to their lives.

Prior to the Kardashians, Odom was cited for using marijuana in 2001. After the Kardashians, Odom was freebasing crack cocaine, snorting cocaine round the clock, doing speedballs (cocaine and heroin injected into the veins, which is a horribly addictive and dangerous practice that often leads to death) and became a drunkard.


Khloe Kardashian (left) and Liza Morales (right)

Odom was better off with the mother of his two children, Liza Morales, who was better for him than the Kardashians. He was still in love with Liza, as he chose Khloe, who looks a lot like her (Lamar Odom's Ex-Girlfriend Looks...Just Like His New Bride). Odom should have kept his family unit with her together and married Liza. However, seduced by the Kardashians, Odom made the wrong choice and nearly lost his life for it. As Lamar is still married to Khloe, he may as well try to make his marriage work.

Khloe like her sister Kim, approached famous basketball players to be their boyfriends on the show and potentially their fiancés and husbands, all for ratings. After Kim’s marriage to NBA star Kris Humphries imploded within seven weeks, with her filing for divorce, news leaked that the family targeted famous athletes for the show and some were offered contracts but declined.

 

Liza Morales

The whole thing is one fake mess. These Kardashian relationships are fake and contrived for fame, money and ratings. The family is controlling, invasive and mentally ill. The men in and around the Kardashian family have been fleeing from them like the plague as a result (Robert Kardashian, Kris Humphries, Lamar Odom, Scott Disick, Reggie Bush, French Montana). The only two left standing are rapper Kanye West and Tyga and the former is crazy while the latter is already annoyed and depressed.

STORY SOURCE

Lamar Odom He'll Survive With Months of Rehab

10/19/2015 1:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF - Lamar Odom will survive his near death experience but it will be a long, hard road, doctors say ... and we've learned Khloe will be with him the entire way. Doctors are telling Lamar's friends and family rehabilitation will take many months, and they believe an undetermined amount of damage to his body will be permanent. We're told Lamar will have physical, speech, and other therapists working with him for the foreseeable future...

 

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Friday, April 12, 2013

Sex On Camera Regarding Relationships And Marriages



Kim Kardashian

Hollywood is at a stage where sex tapes, raunchy films and leaked nude photos has overshadowed talents such as singing and acting. The box office and television viewing numbers are reflecting public annoyance with the trend of trashiness over talent, as viewership is down and studios have doubled movie ticket prices in trying to make money from less people going to see their films.

Behind the sex scenes and nude photos are real people with relationships that often go very badly due to them being exploited and objectified on camera. Years ago, the Judiciary Report warned that the very handsome Reggie Bush, would have his doubts about marrying reality star Kim Kardashian, due to her x-rated past being caught on film. Yes, rapper and reality star, Ray J leaked then sold the sextape featuring her, which was very wrong of him, but Kardashian made it worse in posing for Playboy.

Kardashian’s past cost her Reggie Bush, whom she clearly loved very much. But at the end of the day, men and women may privately have sex with a person with the aforementioned past, then drop them for someone they can take home to their parents without having to try to explain their past to everyone. It’s awkward. People, stop making and leaking those sextapes or doing said scenes in films or on cable.


Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian

Think about it this way. What if your true love ends up being someone who is on their way to becoming president, as Obama has in America or Prime Minister, as David Cameron did in Britain. Then, they find out about your sextape or see your film credits with explicit sex scenes,  they’ll have to make the choice between the career they love or you and your past which will damage their future (career). As much as they may love you, that's a lot to ask. You could lose the love of your life (much like Kardashian lost Bush, whom she was crazy about). Not trying to be cruel, but trying to warn people of the dangers of certain choices.

That type of thing will also cause problems in a relationship or marriage. The average person does not want to see their significant other having sex with someone else on film. Who could reasonably deal with that. How do they get those images out of their head when they are with you.


Ray J and Kim Kardashian

I read porn stars date and marry other porn stars. It’s clearly due to the fact everyday folks who do not have sex on camera for money, cannot deal with their significant other doing that, as it damages the relationship and trivializes sex.

Said porn stars have difficulties with their marriages. It’s also one of the reasons Playboy models’ marriages usually do not last. When you allow yourself to be exploited and objectified via sex scenes on camera or nude photos, people will wrongly or rightly assume you do not respect yourself and that they can treat you any old way they feel like. It’s wrong to treat anyone badly, but resentment will form and chip away at your relationship.

This alarming trend of actors, actresses or reality stars having sex on camera is damaging in many ways. I read a lot of feedback sections on websites to gauge public opinion on various matters from politics to sports to entertainment. Regarding this matter, some people do not care, but many do. It causes people to lose respect for celebrities, who have sex on camera. I’m not trying to hurt anyone, just relaying what I’ve often read via people‘s opinions and comments.

Another damaging side effect of said example is young girls and boys trying to emulate these behaviors as they want attention and to be popular. They end up causing themselves serious emotional, mental and social injury.

For example, unwise stars like Rihanna, who leak topless pics, stating things like they feel sorry for any boyfriend whose girlfriend doesn’t send them nude pictures. Well, one of my older friends’ young daughter took Rihanna’s stupid advice and sent her boyfriend a topless photo and now her mom is petrified of who the boy may have forwarded the picture to and if it will end up online one day. I wish she would think before she opens her big mouth in interviews.


Kanye West and Kim Kardashian

Making sextapes and doing sex scenes in films also come back to haunt people in other ways. Three weeks ago, the Judiciary Report revisited the subject in the article Do Work That Your Future Children Can Be Proud Of. Take Kardashian for example, who is currently pregnant. If all goes well with her pregnancy, sadly in a few short years her child will be able to go online and very explicit images and videos of Kardashian are all over the internet. Sites on Blogger and Wordpress that are not x-rated have stills from Kardashian’s sextape. How does she think that child is going to feel.

No boy or girl, not even woman or man, wants to see their parent having sex on camera. It is disturbing and disheartening and has messed up a number of people who have experienced it. Any kid, even grown kid, would be horrified and mortified.

No daughter wants to see her dad having sex with a woman on camera. No son wants to see his mom performing sex acts on a man on camera. No child wants to see their parent having sex at all, especially on camera. Not to mention the teasing from others. Regrettably, it will cause your children to question your decisions. I do not write that to hurt anyone, but to discourage people from allowing themselves to be exploited in this manner.

In closing, to actors, actresses and singers seeking fame or greater levels thereof than what they have achieved, do not allow anyone to exploit you. Some directors will exploit you to terrible degrees for their own kicks and to get attention for their projects, but at the end of the day, they don't care about you, your family or future kids and the lasting damage it will cause. Keep your clothes on and do not let people use you, as sex is supposed to be sacred and most of all private. The price you pay over time is not worth what you gain in the short run. 

Thursday, November 29, 2012

Will Kanye West Pull A Kanye West In Kim Kardashian Divorce Case He Has Been Dragged Into...

We Can Only Hope


Kanye West to Kim Kardashian: didn't' I tell you not to wear your hair like that (Photo Credit: INF)

Widely slammed rapper, Kanye West, has been dragged into the divorce of his married girlfriend, reality star, Kim Kardashian and her husband, NBA basketball player, Kris Humphries. West was deposed in the case, regarding his relationship with the "Keeping Up With The Kardashians" star and her artificially inflated butt. 


Kanye West and Kim Kardashian
 
Butt let's get to the serious stuff. What the Judiciary Report wants to know is was Kanye in his usual caps lock mode. Did he grab the gavel from the judge and say he knows another judge that's better, who deserves the gavel more. I'm not going to even pretend, the Judiciary Report is secretly hoping West will be arrested for contempt of court, for constantly annoying, well, everybody.

Side Bar: will the handsome chocolate one, Reggie Bush, be dragged into this mess as well, for having dated Kardashian. I feel bad for Humphries, though. He married the town amusement park. 

Monday, October 15, 2012

Kim Kardashian Mortified After Boyfriend Kanye West Attacks Female Photographer For Bringing Up Ex-Boyfriend Reggie Bush


Kanye West and Kim Kardashian
 
Rapper Kanye West and married girlfriend Kim Kardashian, got into a disagreement with a photographer in Miami, Florida. The female paparazzo mentioned Kardashian's ex-boyfriend, Reggie Bush and it set West off. So much so, West began berating the photographer, lunged towards the pap and grabbed her camera.

 

Kim Kardashian
 
I still don't understand how Kardashian is oblivious to the fact she is dating a gay dude. Hello! She went from fine chocolate football player (Reggie Bush) to "Gayfish" (Kanye West). She needs to wake up (*slaps Kardashian with her own weave*). It's not going to end well.


Bruce Jenner, Kim Kardashian and Kris Jenner

At the end of the day, Kardashian thinks she is Elizabeth Taylor, getting into marriage after marriage, with the intent of walking down the aisle for a third time (with West). People who do that are seldom happy and it is not what God intended, as said conduct takes the institution of marriage lightly. People should not follow Kardashian's example, as marriage is sacred. God does not want people having affairs and or threesomes. 

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Tuesday, August 7, 2012

It Really Is Unfair The Number Of Good Looking Men Kim Kardashian Has Dated

...And Why Couldn't She Make It Work With Any Of Them
 
 
Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian

Reality star Kim Kardashian has dated more than her fair share of good looking men. And let's face it, we know she slept with them as well. There was the ever handsome Reggie Bush, the gorgeous TJ Jackson and the absolutely cute Kris Humphries. Now she's dating a gay man, Kanye West, also known as "gay fish" (you know I had to throw that one in). 
 

TJ Jackson

The question is, why can't she make any relationship work. Is she giving up too quickly. Is she too picky. As stated above, currently she is dating "gay fish" and no one in their right believes it is going to work out. It really has the appearance of a publicity stunt.

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Monday, November 14, 2011

Kim Kardashian Is Plotting To Get Back With Reggie Bush

Kardashian Continues To Humiliate Her Husband

Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian is hoping the furor surrounding her publicity stunt of a wedding and disgraceful 72-day marriage, to basketball player, Kris Humphries, which is currently facing divorce, will die down soon. Kardashian wants to get back with NFL star, Reggie Bush. To that the Judiciary Report says, run Reggie! Run like you see the end zone, because if she did this to husband Humphries, she will do this to you as well. Anyone that marries another for money and to make the man she loves jealous, is not all there.

Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush (old photo)

Anyone that has the audacity to get married in such spectacular fashion, then file for divorce within weeks, lacks good judgment and the moral fiber to do the right thing. Really, wasn't Kardashian rich enough after all the reality shows and endorsements.

Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian

Was $20,000,000 for a fake wedding worth her name and image, as the public has dropped her like she did to her husband. The entire Kardashian family has been tainted by the scandal. Whoever told her that the world would rally around and feel sorry for her, in dumping her husband within weeks seriously miscalculated, giving her some very bad advice.

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Saturday, August 20, 2011

Kim Kardashian And Her Butt Are Getting Married Today

Will Her Butt Have Its Own Veil And Train

Kim Kardashian

Reality TV star, Kim Kardashian, 30, is getting married today in sunny Santa Barbara, California, to NFL footballer Reggie Bush NBA basketball player, Kris Humphries, 25, in a splashy multi-million dollar ceremony. The wedding will be broadcast on the E! Network in October 2011, a whole two months from now, when interest in the ceremony will have waned by then.

Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian

A number of celebrities have been invited to the wedding, such as 17-year-old pop singer, Justin Bieber, who Kardashian had an illegal crush on. We know who won't be invited to the wedding (see: handsome Reggie Bush). I'm just teasing, but no, he's not on the guest list.

Santa Barbara wedding preparations (Photo Credit: Splash)

Kardashian is attempting to rival the extravagant spring nuptials of Britain's Prince William and his bride, Kate Middleton, with about a fourth of the budget of the royal couple (I see Pippa's not on the guest list either - too much butt for one wedding).

Kim Kardashian with her mom Kris Jenner. I sure hope she did not pick that dress.

This is Kardashian's second marriage and Humphries first. Previously, she was married to woman beater, Damon Thomas, who is a music producer that used her face as a punching bag. She should not have married him and waited for someone more suitable.

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Thursday, July 28, 2011

Reggie Bush Signs With The Miami Dolphins No Doubt Making Kim Kardashian Happy


Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian (showing too much cleavage)

NFL football player, Reggie Bush, has signed with the Miami Dolphins team, making the big movie to Florida, from the New Orleans Saints. Many in Miami are happy about the news, as Bush is quite the athlete.

Part-time Miami resident, Kim Kardashian, who would still want Bush for a part-time lover, has a business in the city and is frequently seen in town. No doubt she is happy at the news, because she is clearly not over him.

Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian

Despite being engaged, blogs tease Kardashian that she still monitors Bush's press and pages on social networking sites, making copycat tweets on Twitter. Kardashian is set to marry NBA player, Kris Humphries, but some doubt she will be faithful (and vice versa). Fidelity is very important.

The wedding invitations have gone out and Kardashian is attempting to rival the wedding of Prince William to Kate Middleton (better not make Pippa Middleton one of your bridesmaids, then). Bush's latest girlfriend also looks an awful lot like Kardashian, which led her to file suit against Old Navy for using her in an advertisement. It remains to be seen if Kim will go crazy seeing Reggie running around the field in Miami.

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Friday, July 22, 2011

Kim Kardashian Sues Old Navy For Ripping Off Her Image

...Butt And All

Old Navy commercial featuring Kim Kardashian look alike Melissa Molinaro

Reality star, Kim Kardashian, of big butt fame, has sued clothing retailer, Old Navy, for hiring a look alike to allegedly rip-off her image in a new ad campaign. The ads began running recently, catching the Kardashian sister's eye (and rage).

Melissa Molinaro and Kim Kardashian (Photo comparison courtesy of Zap 2 It)

But wait, it gets worse. Kardashian, who is still pining after ex-boyfriend, NFL star, Reggie Bush, is angrier than a Muslim at a luau, due to the fact, the look alike from the ad, Melissa Molinaro, is dating the athlete as well. It seems Molinaro is completely trying to become Kardashian and the latter is not amused.

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Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Reggie Bush To Kim Kardashian: I Will Expose You

Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush

NFL football player, Reggie Bush, has been threatening to expose reality TV star, Kim Kardashian, dropping hints stating the public does not know what she is really like as a person. Do tell. Bush mysteriously stated to Kardashian, "Don’t make me expose you to those people who don’t know you… I kinda feel like the government right now! Man if they only knew what I knew about you! Don’t smile in my face and frown at my back…"

Considering, Bush broke up with Kardashian and has dated a number of other women, most did not expect he would be upset at her dating fellow NFL football player, Miles Austin. However, he certainly needs to explain himself on Kardashian's dark side, no pun intended. Ok, pun intended.

Side Bar: Kardashian needs to lay off the cosmetic surgery. At age 30, she does not need all that work done to her face, as it is starting to alter her appearance in a manner that shows she's had plastic surgery.

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Justin Bieber Caught Kissing Opening Act

...Teenage Girls Everywhere And Kim Kardashian Lock Themselves Into Their Rooms Crying

Justin Bieber Kissing His Opening Act

Do you hear that sound? That's the sound of teenage girls all over the world screaming in horror at photographs of 16-year-old Canadian cutie, Justin Bieber, kissing his opening act, pretty Latino, Jasmine Villegas.

Jasmine Villegas

The Judiciary Report would first like to note, the site is happy the Bieber finally found someone prettier than himself. Secondly, the site is glad she is not a cradle snatcher (see Kim Kardashian).

Kim Kardashian

Note To Kim Kardashian: stop hanging out at Chucky Cheese looking for dates! Reggie Bush broke his leg this week, so at least you'll be able to stop him from making a run for it again.

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Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Kim Kardashian "Savagely Beaten" By Ex-Husband

Kim Karsashian's Terrible Marriage

Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush

Reality star and nude model, Kim Kardashian, 28, who was recently dumped by U.S. football player, Reggie Bush, 24, was in the midst of a terrible divorce from music producer, Damon Thomas.
The court documents detail a litany of abuse, from physical violence, stalking and death threats. Thomas repeatedly assaulted her on different occasions, via punching her in the face and shoving her. He also forced her to have liposuction, as he wanted his "wife to be perfect" (when he is not).
He forced Kardashian to quit her job at a boutique in Los Angeles and forced her to ask him for permission to leave their home, lest she contacted one of her old boyfriends.

Kardashian left him and moved on to Reggie Bush. However, after years of pressuring Bush to marry her, he ended his relationship with Kardashian, reportedly due to her behaving too much like a neurotic Hollywood it girl (i.e. Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan), his reluctance to wed a woman that posed in Playboy and deeming he is not ready to settle down. Kardashian has been absolutely devastated by the split, as she firmly believed she would be Mrs. Bush (No, not George).
Court papers reveal Kim Kardashian's abusive four-year
marriage

By 3am 24/04/2010 - If her hit reality TV show is anything to go by,
you'd think Kim Kardashian has always had it easy - but the US socialite is hiding a past heartache.

Court papers reveal the Keeping Up With The Kardashians star was once in an abusive four-year marriage. The divorce papers, released late last night, reveal poor Kim, 29, was abused by her ex-husband, Damon Thomas.

In them, Kim has claimed she was savagely beaten by Damon, forced to
live the life of a slave and even pressured into having cosmetic surgery.

During their divorce in 2004, Kim revealed in a sworn testimony that
she was instructed to have liposuction, was treated like a maid and that music
producer Damon had threatened to kill her...

http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/2010/04/24/kim-s-keeping-up-brave-face-115875-22208181/

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Reggie Bush's Other Girlfriend Outs Him On Cheating

New Orleans Saints football player, Reggie Bush, received a not so nice Super Bowl gift from one of his girlfriends this past weekend, as he prepared to hit the gridiron.

New Orleans Saint Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian

Carmen Ortega, a bitter sex partner of Bush's, who tried to spill some of his secrets on a radio show last year, video taped inside his Los Angels house, then uploaded it to the internet.

It was designed to let his reality TV star girlfriend, Kim Kardashian, know he's also having sex with her. That was an invasion of privacy and uncalled for.

Side Bar: Reggie, you may want to do something about that squeaky garage door. A little WD-40 wouldn't hurt.