Madonna Putting Out A Perfume Is Ironic Because...

Well, The Pictures Speak For Themselves

Photo and caption of Man-donna by Roflrazzi.com

This is a continuation of the article Madonna Is Putting Out A Perfume And You Know What It Probably Smells Like.... Included in this post are photos of other female celebrities at the gym. They look graceful and radiant and not like something someone just shot out of a cannon:

Jennifer Aniston

Megan Fox

Kate Beckinsale

And here's Madonna at the gym looking funky and crazy like she just wrestled a bear:

And even when she was younger she was still an unattractive manly mess:

In closing, with all her manly looks, bad plastic surgery and sweaty public appearances, does she really look like someone that knows anything about perfume or a person one would want to smell like in any way (I think not). Save your money. Don't buy her perfume.

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Madonna Is Putting Out A Perfume And You Know What It Probably Smells Like...

Mad-onna (after all that plastic surgery and botox she still looks older than her age)

According to a pop culture news post on another site, pop tart Madonna has a perfume coming out (LOL). Really, who in their right mind would want to smell like Madonna. She goes around looking sweaty, unfeminine, unkempt and odorous all the time. They should have named the perfume Funk or Funky.

Photo and caption of Man-donna by Roflrazzi.com

You know what Madonna's so-called perfume probably smells like: steroids, Botox and gym funk. After all, supermodel Janice Dickinson said she stood next to Madonna at a club and the faux singer smelled horrid and totally wreaked to the point she had to move from beside her.

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Paris Hilton Walks Out On Interviewer When He Implies Her Career Is Over

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30-year-old socialite, Paris Hilton, did an interview with ABC News recently, presumably to flog her failing reality show "The World According To Paris Hilton" which has taken a beating in the ratings.

When interviewer Dan Harris asked the celebuturd, er, pardon me, "celebutante" the practical and obvious question, "Do you every worry about your moment having past" Hilton sighed with a pained and awkward smile, then walked off camera to argue with her publicist.

However, what moment could he have been referring to, as her so-called career has been based on cocaine, marijuana, crotch shots, porn, superficiality, bad singing and equally horrible acting in low brow, debased films.

Yes, Harris was merely stating the obvious, but about a so-called career that never had substance to lose any real wattage. None of Hilton’s projects were successful, but she was able to stay in the limelight for saying and doing outlandish and lewd things for attention.

Hilton stated during the interview that her perfume line is worth one billion dollars, in a claim that is highly unlikely, based on competitive sales figures released on other more popular brands. Furthermore, where are all the aforementioned people that allegedly bought a billion dollars in perfume from Hilton, yet all her other projects experienced absolute sales failure. Does Hilton realize she is claiming to have sold more perfume in a few short years, than Elizabeth Taylor, which is considered the most successful celebrity line, did in two decades.

In closing, Hilton has been overshadowed by rival Kim Kardashian and her 200 sisters. Her time, if you can call it that, has indeed past.

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According to the Digital Spy website, 17-year-old pop singer, Justin Bieber, was tackled to the floor by a security guard at Macys, while promoting his perfume for girls "Someday." Bieber was labeled a crazed fan and unceremoniously knocked to the floor. Just because he admitted in a commercial that he is pretty like a girl, doesn't mean you should mistake him for one of his female fans.

This story is pure comedy, though Justin may not have found it funny. It's not every day one is mistaken for a crazed fan at one's own event. Considering Bieber is a known prankster, the tables turned, but as stated above, purely by accident. The important question is, did the tackle mess up his hair. Shake it off, Justin...the tackle and your suddenly out of place hair.

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17-year-old Canadian pop star, Justin Bieber, has launched a fragrance for women called "Someday." The ad for the fragrance, features a young girl spraying the perfume on herself, Bieber appearing in her room out of nowhere and kissing her on the cheek. The couple then softly float away into the air.

If that perfume could actually do all that, "Someday" will sell more than gas (oil, not gas as in indigestion). Meanwhile, some sites are saying the top of the "Someday" perfume bottle, suspiciously looks like a woman's vagina. I have no words for this.

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Lady GaGa

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How original is "Twilight"? I ask because of all the plagiarism claims that have surfaced. The most notable are claims regarding the fourth book in Stephanie Meyer's "Twilight" installment titled "Breaking Dawn" proving to be a rip off of Jordan Scott's preexisting copyrighted book "The Nocturne."

Previously, the "Twilight" perfume was shown to be a complete rip-off of Nina Ricci's well established fragrance. Therefore, the question is, just how much of this "Twilight" franchise is real and not stolen from someone else's copyrights. It's forming a pattern illustrating something is very wrong.

A lawyer tried to defend Meyer's conduct on the MTV website, regarding stealing the preexisting copyrighted book, by incredulously stating, some items in Scott's book are not uncommon.

Stephanie Meyer

I don't know about you, but a book featuring a woman pregnant with a vampire's seed, that is making her ill, with the baby having to be cut out of the womb and numerous lines of text being lifted from said book verbatim, among other things, is distinct and substantial, as it forms the basis for the work.

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The internet is a great place, but is has exposed a lot of writers, including myself, to unwanted plagiarism and copyright infringement, by Hollywood stars and so-called writers, hiding behind their computers, while stealing from hardworking people. Who could respect such thievery, as it is ugly and so uncalled for.

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Mariah Carey previously stole her first perfume, turning what was a good, valuable copyrighted product, into devalued, harebrained, distasteful nonsense.

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