Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Times Square Bombing Suspect Nearly Got Away

Faisil Shahzad

An Associated Press article claims, "the no-fly list failed to keep the Times Square suspect off the plane" bound for Dubai, enroute to Pakistan, as Faisal Shahzad fled America, after attempting to blow up the famous New York landmark with a weird Wiley Coyote bomb.

Faisil Shahzad

Shahzad became "spooked by news reports that investigators were seeking a Pakistani suspect in Connecticut" - meaning he racially profiled himself.

Attorney General Eric Holder bragged at a press conference yesterday...when the suspect almost got away

The article goes on to state, Shahzad was under surveillance, but "managed to elude investigators and head to the airport." An FBI agent probably stopped to get a donut and lost him for a bit. If it was this poser, he probably stopped to get his hair highlighted:

The airplane started moving on the runway, when air traffic control ordered them to return. If it had been George W. Bush, he would have blown up the plane and yelled "I said wait!" But the Obama administration politely asked them to turn around (considering Obama probably had relatives on the plane). Needless to say, Shahzad probably had a serious Maalox moment due to the abrupt stop, after grinning, thinking he'd gotten away, when the plane was headed for the runway to take him to Pakistan.

The FBI searching for clues at Shahzad's home (the time he spent building that foolish bomb, dude could have spent staining his deck)

Yesterday, the television show Inside Edition revealed, when they sent a camera crew to Shahzad's property, they found the suspect's letters strewn in the backyard and called the police. They stated the FBI showed up in response to the call and collected the letters they had astonishingly left behind hours earlier.

Corey Haim Died Of Enlarged Heart

Corey Haim

A coroner has ruled the late actor, Corey Haim, who struggled with heroin and cocaine addiction for most of his life, did not die of a drug overdose, as widely speculated, in spite of the fact, 8 pharmaceutical meds and marijuana were present in his system, at the time of death.

Haim died of pneumonia and an enlarged heart. However, drug abuse, whether illegal or pharmaceutical, can create an enlarged heart and contribute to the corrosion and failure of said organ.

Haim's mother reported her son would leave the pharmacy with hundreds of pills, which California Attorney General, Jerry Brown, attributed to an illegal drug ring issuing fraudulent prescriptions for powerful pain killers and mood altering substances.

Months before Haim's tragic death, 32-year-old Hollywood actress, Brittany Murphy, died of the flu and heart failure. She too abused large quantities of painkillers and anti-anxiety meds, that when taken in excess, provides patients with a drug buzz.

Shortly, before her passing, the most famous singer in the world, Michael Jackson, died after abusing large quantities of pharmaceutical drugs such as Demerol and hiring a questionable doctor, Conrad Murray, to administer dangerous doses of the potent anesthetic, Propofol, which created a massive, fatal heart attack.

It is a proven medical fact, abuse of pharmaceutical medications deteriorates the heart. Just because pharmaceutical meds are not illegal narcotics, does not mean it cannot kill you. Even too much cough medicine can kill. One should use caution in taking any medicines and follow the directions very carefully. It is also best to eschew the use of illegal drugs.

Coroner: Haim Died of Pneumonia Complications

May 4, 2010 (AP) - Actor Corey Haim died from pneumonia complicated by an enlarged heart, bad lungs and narrowed blood vessels, while drugs found in his system played no role in his death, the Los Angeles County coroner said Tuesday.

Haim, 38, died from "community-acquired pneumonia" along with lung, heart and blood vessel problems, according to the autopsy report.

Low levels of eight drugs, including both prescription and over-the counter medications, were found in his system along with marijuana, coroner's spokesman Craig Harvey said...

California Attorney General Jerry Brown said in April that Haim employed "doctor shopping" to obtain 553 prescription pills — including powerful sedatives such as Valium and Xanax and painkillers such as Vicodin and Oxycontin — in the two months before his death. Brown called Haim — the star of 1980s films such as "The Lost Boys" and "License to Drive" — a poster child for prescription drug abuse...

http://abcnews.go.com

Reports Of Halle Berry Child Custody Issues


Halle Berry

There are reports swirling in the press of a brewing custody battle between 43-year-old Oscar winning actress, Halle Berry and 34-year-old boyfriend, model, Gabriel Aubry, the father of her 2-year-old, Nahla.

Gabriel Aubry and Halle Berry

The two recently split after five years together, due to their age differences and Aubry is reportedly concerned about his daughter being raised in the moral cesspit that is Hollywood, preferring she be raised in his native Canada. It is a valid concern, as the children of many Hollywood stars become drug addicts in their early teens.

Halle Berry and Nahla Aubry

However, Aubry should not deprive Berry of custody of their child. Raising Nahla in a more suitable environment such as New York or Canada, would provide a sound alternative to the pitfalls of Hollywood that ensnares so many children of celebrities.

Nahla and Gabriel Aubry

Canada and New York are centralized locations, entertainers and models can easily work from on a regular basis. Little Nahla is adorable and the Judiciary Report wishes Berry and Aubry well in raising her.

Dwayne Wade's Wife Sues Actress Gabrielle Union

Dwayne Wade

Siohvaughn Wade, has sued adulteress actress, Gabrielle Union, for breaking up her marriage to Miami Heat basketball player, Dwayne Wade. The Wade's have two preteen kids, ages 8 and 2.

Siohvaughn and Dwayne Wade

She also sued a Chicago attorney, Lester Barclay, for not acting in her sons' best interests, during the divorce proceedings. The Judiciary Report does not believe Wade's relationship with Union will last and it is sad his marriage has disintegrated. The 10-year age difference between the two and numerous women propositioning Wade as a multi-millionaire basketball player, will prove difficult.

Dwayne Wade and Gabrielle Union

Siohvaughn previously accused Wade of transmitting an STD to her, which she stated he contracted via extramarital affairs. However, Wade sued for defamation. It is now being claimed Siohvaughn contracted Chlamydia from a boyfriend she began dating after her separation from Wade.

Dwayne Wade

Siohvaughn also complained in court documents of inadequate access to Wade's funds, claiming he bought his mom, who is a pastor, a $2,000,000 church and gave his sister money. At the end of the day, it really is his money and they are his family. As long as he adequately provides for his children and gives you reasonable alimony, his money is his domain.

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Times Square Terrorist Arrested

Faisil Shahzad

Faisil Shahzad, the man that tried to blow up Times Square in New York last Saturday, May 2, 2010, has been apprehended by American authorities, as he attempted to board an Emirates airplane to Dubai, at John F. Kennedy Airport, en route to his homeland, Pakistan.

Shazhard, became a U.S. citizen one year ago. He has been living in America for years. He went to the University of Bridgeport, in the U.S. state of Connecticut. He obtain a degree in Computer Applications and Information Systems and later earned an MBA. He is married with two children and his home was foreclosed upon last year.

Eric Holder, sporting his standard "deer in headlights" look: we found out about it when you did

Shazhard, the prime suspect in the attempted bombing, told the FBI he acted alone.However, additional arrests have been made in America and Pakistan, regarding this terrible incident.

The timer on Shahzad's bomb (yes, really)

The bomb looked like it was made by Wiley Coyote. If this dude did not have the brain power of Britney Spears, the bomb would have gone off. He deserves life in prison for the attempted mass murder of people in New York.

Wiley Coyote

In watching the news on Saturday, one of my relatives was concerned the suspect, may have fled the country. I stated in response, the airport is the worst place to go when one commits a crime in a major country, as APBs will be issued. One would simply turn up at the airport unannounced and receive a free prostate exam, courtesy of a policeman's nightstick (truncheon). And sure enough, they caught him at the airport days later.

Times Square crime scene

In closing, well done to the t-shirt vendor, whose vigilance in spotting the smoking vehicle, saved many lives, by the grace of God. You deserve the keys to the city and a cash reward.

Enquirer Still Digging For Info On Obama Affair

Obama: If this scandal is true, I can kiss my butt goodbye, because Michelle is going to kick it...hard!

The National Enquirer, in tandem with members of the Republican Party, are reportedly searching for additional information, regarding an alleged Barack Obama extramarital affair.

Mrs. Obama: President or not, you are so sleeping on the couch

Vera Baker, a 35-year-old woman that worked for Mr. Obama, is alleged to have engaged in an extramarital affair with the President in 2004, who is married to First Lady, Michelle Obama.

Obama staffer, Irene Schwoeffermann, was incorrectly identified as Vera Baker by political site

The woman initially identified as Baker by a political website, was a Congressional staffer named, Irene Schwoeffermann. The Enquirer, famous for uncovering the John Edwards extramarital affair, regarding the former Presidential candidate fathering a child outside of his marriage to wife Elizabeth, seems to believe Obama has cheated on his wife as well.

Vera Baker, pictured above right, looks a bit like Mrs. Obama and a bit like Whitney Houston

This recent story has reminded many of the Bill Clinton/Monica Lewinsky scandal, which marred another Democrat's presidency. Thus far, the details are sparse regarding Bakergate and it has been labeled a "developing story."

President Obama's wedding ring

Baker has been in hiding, as the Enquirer continues their investigation and the Judiciary Report can only imagine the kind of hatred being sent her way by Obamaheads. In closing, in light of this scandal, President Obama needs to beef up security, but as stated previously, to protect him from Mrs. Obama.

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Obama Accused Of Cheating On Wife

OBAMA CHEATING SCANDAL: SHOCKING NEW REPORTS

UPDATED: Reports out of Washington, DC: PRESIDENT OBAMA in a shocking cheating scandal after being caught in a Washington, D.C. Hotel with a former campaign aide.

A confidential investigation has learned that Obama first became close to gorgeous 35 year-old VERA BAKER in 2004 when she worked tirelessly to get him elected to the US Senate, raising millions in campaign contributions.

Now, the investigators are searching for a hotel surveillance videotape.

While Baker has insisted in the past that "nothing happened" between them, reports reveal that top anti-Obama operatives are offering more than $1 million to witnesses to reveal what they know about the alleged hush-hush affair.

Among those being offered money is a limo driver who says in 2004 that he took Vera to a secret hotel rendezvous in a Washington hotel where Obama was staying.

An ENQUIRER reporter has confirmed the limo driver's account of the secret 2004 rendezvous and has also learned that on-site hotel surveillance video camera footage could provide indisputable evidence to the investigation.

http://www.nationalenquirer.com

Angelina Jolie Snubs Obama

U.S. President Barack Obama: you know she's anorexic, right!

Hollywood actress and adoption addict, Angelina Jolie, has snubbed U.S. President Barack Obama, who extended an invitation, for her to dine at his table. Jolie is upset with the President, due to his response to human rights issues in the world.

Angelina Jolie

Angelina Jolie turns down Obama's dinner invitation

May 3, 2010 - As celebs including Jessica Simpson, Alec Baldwin and Jessica Alba converged in Washington D.C. Saturday night to hear President Obama show off his comedic skills at the annual White House Correspondents' Dinner, one highly politicized star was notably absent.

Angelina Jolie, who recently returned from a trip to Bosnia where she met with displaced victims of the civil war there, was invited to the party but chose to skip it. "Angelina is always invited by several media outlets to sit at their table, but she always refuses," a source tells PopEater.com...

On Human Rights Day in December of last year, the actress wrote a piece for Newsweek in which she spoke out against the Obama administration’s new policy of engagement with Sudan and argued that the President’s plans for working to bring peace to Darfur are vague, at best...

http://wonderwall.msn.com

Geezer Bandit Kicking FBI's Butt

FBI

A bank robber, known as the Geezer Bandit, has been kicking the FBI's butt. After 8 bank robberies in a row, a man that probably has arthritis and colitis and is collecting Social Security, continues to elude a younger and fitter, Federal Bureau of Investigation. Your tax dollars hard at work.

"Geezer Bandit"

Who Is the Geezer Bandit?

SAN DIEGO (CN) - Federal and state officials seek help in identifying the "Geezer Bandit," who has robbed eight banks in San Diego County. Three rewards, totaling $16,000, have been offered to tips leading to the arrest of the white man whose last heist was the U.S. Bank inside an Albertson's grocery store in Vista on April 30. The Geezer Bandit has hit about one bank a month since he began his run on Aug. 28, 2009, in Santee.

http://www.courthousenews.com

Jenna Bush Says Mom Laura Is "Secret Rastafarian"

Bush Twins, Oprah Winfrey and Laura Bush

Former First Lady, Laura Bush, was outed by her daughter, Jenna, as a "secret Rastafarian." I never figured Laura for a pothead (George, definitely, but not Laura). Just kidding about Laura. To the Rastas, pardon me, not a "pothead" but a "herbalist" (*coughs* "potheads").

Jenna Bush stated during an interview on the Oprah Winfrey Show, where Mrs. Bush promoted her new biography, her mother likes reggae music by artists such as Bob Marley.

What oh what could Bob Marley be rolling in that picture. We should ask Bill Clinton, since he is the expert.

A few words of warning to the former First Lady: do not mention the world "biography" around Oprah. For further information, see Kitty Kelley.

On a more serious note, Mrs. Bush spoke about a car accident that occurred when she was a teenager, which claimed the life of one of her dear friends and the guilt she has lived with all these years, due to being behind the wheel when the tragedy occurred. Ask God to forgive you for the accident, due to the life that was lost and He will. Let that guilt go. It was an accident.

The Judiciary Report advises the same to anyone who has been through such a trauma. God will forgive you, even if you were drunk (Mrs. Bush said she was not drunk). Ask for forgiveness and let it go.

Jenna Bush Outs Her Mom as 'Secret Rastafarian'

Monday May 03, 2010 12:55 PM EDT - Facebook Twitter Yahoo Buzz E-mail What does former First Lady Laura Bush have on her iPod? The answer may surprise you.

"My mom's a secret Rastafarian," her daughter Jenna says in an interview scheduled to air on the Oprah Winfrey Show Tuesday, "so [she plays] Bob Marley" around the house.

Appearing on the show with her sister Barbara and mom Laura, who was promoting her new memoir Spoken from the Heart, Jenna explains what a typical night at the Bush family ranch in Crawford, Texas, is like. There's the music (the family also listens to "old country [songs]," Jenna says), family activities and plenty of food.

"We don't really cook dinner if I'm gonna be honest," Jenna says. "Somebody cooks dinner and we sit around and we talk and we laugh and we do puzzles and we get in bed by 9:00."

Teases Laura: "They didn't use to." See what other readers have to say about this story – or leave a comment of your own

http://www.people.com

BP Denies Responsibility For Oil Spill

BP CEO Tony Hayward

BP, short for British Petroleum, has denied responsibility for the massive oil spill that occurred on the East Coast of America. BP stated, they hired American contractors, companies, people, systems and equipment for the job, which was in essence outsourced to U.S. company, Transocean. However, they stated they will do the honorable thing and pay for the costly clean up.

BP: Oil rig leak 'wasn't our accident'

CEO to NBC: We'll clean it up, but rig was run by Transocean

NEW ORLEANS - Facing an unprecedented Gulf Coast environmental disaster, not to mention lawsuits, oil giant BP told NBC on Monday that while it was taking responsibility for cleaning up the giant undersea leak, the accident that triggered the disaster was not its fault.

"It wasn't our accident, but we are absolutely responsible for the oil, for cleaning it up, and that's what we intend to do," BP Group CEO Tony Hayward told NBC's "TODAY" show.

The rig that exploded on April 20 and then sank was run by another company, Transocean, he reminded viewers. That rig, he said, "was run by their people, their processes."

Hayward added that the failure of the rig's "blow-out preventer" — a device that should have shut off the well when the rig exploded and sank — was "unprecedented in our industry."

"What has failed here is the ultimate safety device on a drilling rig," he said. "There are many barriers of protection that you have to go to before you get to this. It isn't designed to not fail."

http://www.msnbc.msn.com

Scandals Erupt After Michael Jackson's Death

Michael Jackson

The Judiciary Report has been trying to avoid this incendiary story, but here goes. Things have once again gone scandalous in the fall out of the death of the late Hollywood pop star, Michael Jackson.

Jason Pfeiffer, a homosexual assistant of Michael Jackson's longtime dermatologist, Arnold Klein, is claiming a secret sexual affair with the late singer. He and Dr. Klein have received death threats as a result of these claims. The question is, why make these claims after he has died.

Jason Pfeiffer

Coincidentally, Debbie Row, a nurse that worked for Dr. Klein years ago, is Jackson's ex-wife and the mother of his first two children, sired by another man, according to their mom.

To Dr. Klein: are you sure you're not running something else out of that office.

In other Michael Jackson news, his former attorney, Peter Lopez, killed himself this past weekend. Lopez was also married to "The Dukes Of Hazard" television star, Catherine Bach.

Former Michael Jackson Lawyer Commits Suicide

Posted by Mitch Michaels on 05.03.2010 - Suicide note left but no reason given...Peter Lopez, an attorney for Michael Jackson as well as the Eagles and others, was found dead of a self-inflicted gunshot wound over the weekend...

Lopez was married to actress Catherine Bach, who starred as Daisy Duke in "The Dukes of Hazzard", for 20 years. They had two children.

Michael Jackson Secret Boyfriend - Jason Pfeiffer Claims Affair

May 3, 2010 - Jason Pfeiffer, a former dermatologist's assistant, claims he had a "passionate and sexual" relationship with Michael Jackson that began after meeting the King of Pop at his dermatologist’s office.

"We definitely hit it off the first time we met," Pfeiffer tells Extra in an exclusive interview. He also claims that Jackson’s doctor, Dr Arnold Klein, had seen the couple together. Dr Klein reportedly witnessed Pfeiffer and an allegedly shirtless Jackson together, and Extra quotes Klein as saying: "When you see two people looking at each other you know what’s happening. I was just very happy for both of them."...

http://www.nationalledger.com

Terrorist Tried To Blow Up Times Square In NY

U.S. President Barack Obama commended the FBI's response in bombing attempt - but for what, failing again

A man tried to detonate a time bomb in Times Square in New York City, but thanks to the keen eyes of t-shirt vendors, was unsuccessful, as they noticed smoke billowing from the abandoned vehicle. The authorities are now searching for clues, as to the identity of the would-be bomber.

This incident occurred just weeks after the anniversary of the Oklahoma City bombing, which claimed many lives in the American state of Oklahoma, via domestic terrorist, Timothy McVeigh, leaving a vehicle loaded with explosives to detonate, at a busy federal building.

A similar incident also occurred in London, as terrorists left a vehicle with a bomb in it, to detonate in a bustling area of the city. British counter-terrorism agents were able to find and impound the vehicle before it detonated, saving many lives.

This recent incident in Times Square is a terrible wake up call, regarding those that would seek to kill innocent civilians, to further their immoral cause.

Thankfully, due to the vigilance of civilians, this recent bombing attempt, as with the Christmas Day 2009 airline incident, was averted and lives saved, thank God.

FBI Director Robert S. Mueller

However, it also pushes another undeniable fact into the forefront. Where was the FBI, who are charged with national security? Who the FBI should be watching, they clearly are not, as incident after incident has occurred, that poses a great danger to human life.

Instead, the FBI is wasting many millions in taxpayer money spying on law abiding journalists and bloggers and other innocent people that do not deserve for their privacy to be violated, while the real criminals are getting away.

It makes one wonder about the true objective of the FBI, its corrupt director Robert S. Mueller and the agency's purpose, costing the taxpayers $8 billion a year, then failing when it's crunch time, leaving innocent citizens to fend for themselves, against deranged criminals that should be in prison, but are roaming free.