Showing posts with label teeth. Show all posts
Showing posts with label teeth. Show all posts

Friday, October 14, 2011

Hollywood Train Wreck Lindsay Lohan Violated Her Probation Again

…Proving She Is Not Trying To Improve Her Life

Lindsay Lohan has really abused her 25-year-old body into premature aging. She looks 50.

Former Hollywood child star and one time successful actress, Lindsay Lohan, 250,continues to thumb her cocaine powdered nose at the justice system. It is being reported, Lohan has not attended court ordered therapy and must face a judge next week regarding the progress of her probation. It's too bad, because she is nuttier than Planters.

Linsay Lohan showing her pearly whites browns

Lohan was also said to have been kicked out of a community service program, the court required she attend as apart of her probation. No one is surprised. I think the public would be surprised if Lohan got something right, managed to successfully follow court orders and not violate her probation. Some would be more shocked than an electrician.

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Thursday, October 13, 2011

Lindsay Lohan Looks Like Death Warmed Over In Her Latest Red Carpet Photos

Who Let Her On The Red Carpet Anyway

Lindsay Lohan's teeth are damaged from drugs, alcohol and bulimia. Wow, the people at Rembrandt and or Crest White Strips need to send her something stat!

25-year-old actress and Kabbalah cult member, Lindsay Lohan, made an appearance in public last night looking very rough, disheveled and discolored. Her teeth were yellow and caked in food and wine stains. Her hands were stained as as well. She also looked very out of it, like she was under the influence of something.

Lindsay Lohan's stained hands and teeth

Lohan has aged so drastically in a few short years, that have been ram packed with partying, drug abuse, excessive alcohol consumption, promiscuous sex and mind numbing Hollywood cult brainwashing. She has lost just about everything due to the aforementioned issues - 30,000,000 in the bank, a mansion, a condo and a lucrative film career.

Lindsay Lohan

However, she is not taking the right steps to get her life back. She's blown off the judge's orders once again, regarding community service and she doesn't take rehab seriously. Not to mention, her mind is gone. Blogs are currently reporting she is again resorting to sex for favors in Hollywood, a claim the Judiciary Report previously made. Sorry, but said conduct is prostitution. There's no way to pretty it up.

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Saturday, September 17, 2011

Thought Megan Fox Couldn't Take A Bad Picture, Well Guess Again!

A Funny Must Read

Megan Fox

As most of you know, Megan Fox is a beautiful actress, who is quite photogenic, known more for her looks, than her acting. But what you don't know is, as beautiful as she is, Megan has taken some jacked up pictures. Since the Judiciary Report is such a facetious supportive site when it comes to Hollywood I'm going to rip them a new one for your amusement, I've compiled a bunch of photos showing Fox looking funny, rather than foxy. Don't pretend. You know you love it.

Adam Scott: Are you sure you're Megan Fox, because you have a Jay Leno chin thing going on right now...

One word...electrocuted

If I didn't know better I'd think she was trying out for a toothpaste commercial. You've heard of "TMI" which means too much information. Now we have TMT - too much teeth.

"Jazz hands"...and "Twilight" teeth (vampire)

Not quite ready for her close up

Megan practicing to be a rapper

To borrow from the Golden Girls "You've got 'Betty Davis eyes'...and Freddy Krueger hands" (the thumb, look at the thumb!)

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Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Lil Wayne Sentencing Postponed Due To Court Fire

Lil Wayne

The sentencing of rapper, Lil Wayne, has been postponed, as a fire broke out in the New York courthouse that was set to deliver the punishment. It was probably the friction from his gold chains rubbing together or the sun reflecting off his diamond teeth that caused the blaze.

Either way, the alleged gang member is most likely happy at the delay, as he is to face sentencing on gun charges. The Judiciary Report is no fan of his music, but considering the issues surrounding him, one would hope they place him in an area away from the general population.

8 Hurt in Fire in Criminal Court Building

Updated, 3:05 p.m. | A two-alarm fire broke out in the basement of the Manhattan Criminal Courthouse around 10:30 Tuesday morning. At least eight people sustained minor injuries, the Fire Department said: five firefighters, two civilians and one prisoner.

The building, at 100 Centre Street, was evacuated because of heavy smoke in the basement and light smoke throughout the building; the fire was put out within 45 minutes, but the building was closed for the day.

http://cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com

Monday, March 1, 2010

World's Most Expensive Diamond Sold For $35 Million

A diamond in South Africa

The world's most expensive diamond was sold this week for $35.3 million dollars. It has 507 carats and was unearthed in South Africa. Apparently, my $5 bid was rejected (I'm joking of course).

The Judiciary Report would love to state one has lofty ambitions for this diamond, but you know full well it's just going to end up in some rapper's teeth. Those diamonds are going to be grinning at you on B.E.T.

Rapper Lil Wayne pictured earlier in the month with diamonds in his teeth

Diamond Sold for Record Breaking $35.3M

Feb. 26, 2010 - (AP) A 507-carat diamond as big as a chicken's egg sold for $35.3 million, breaking the record for the highest price ever paid for a rough diamond, the supplier said Friday.

The stone- which weighs just over 3.53 ounces - was estimated to be among the world's top 20 high-quality rough diamonds. It was discovered in September at South Africa's Cullinan mine...

http://www.cbsnews.com

Friday, December 11, 2009

The Tiger Woods Scandal And Racism

Tiger and Elin Woods

Cries of racism have been heard in the Tiger Woods adultery scandal and the Judiciary Report would like to explore that in creating some constructive dialog.

While searching for a photo of Tiger Woods last week, Google Images directed me to a link of a photograph that was posted on a White Supremacist website.

The people on the Message board were saying very racist things about Woods and his family. Their speech in that thread was not unlawful or unconstitutional, just hateful, vengeful, prejudice and xenophobic.

They called his wife Elin a gold digger, who ruined her Swedish looks by marrying Woods, a black man and giving birth to "mongrels" questioning where their children would even fit in society.

Elin Woods

They stated his wife could have married a rich white man, rather than opting for wedding Woods, since in their estimation, that is the only reason she could have possibly wanted to marry him. Maybe she fell in love with him. Maybe she fell in lust with him. You don't know what happened. Um, to the racists, don't take this personally, but there are white women that like black men. Let it go. It's not that complicated.

There is a hatred among racist whites for Woods marrying a white woman and committing adultery with several other white women as well. However, it must be noted, some white people are not racists and not thinking about the scandal in terms of race, but morality in what infidelity does to any family.

Tiger Woods and son Charlie

Woods is half black, due to his dad and in America that makes one African American. On the black side, there are some black people that are militant and do not believe in interracial marriage. They have branded Woods a sell out for marrying outside of his race.

However, there are some black people that believe interracial marriage is fine, but take offense to Woods solely dating and marrying white women, as they see such conduct as self-hatred for his black race, as we are considered a minority group and to racists erroneously believed to be the lesser of the human race in society.

Tiger Woods daughter Sam

There are also Asians who are also offended that Woods has not dated any from their race. It is upsetting to them, as Woods mother is Asian.

At the end of the day, the race issues aside, the focus should be saving a marriage and protecting the children, regardless of the color of the people in the family.

Another important issue about the Tiger Woods scandal that has been bothering me all week, which is very serious and should not be overlooked and yes, it does have to do with color, is Tiger's blatant abuse of Crest White Strips. It reminds me of that episode of the show "Friends" when Ross overdid it with the teeth whitening. Exactly how many Crest White Strips did you use, Tiger (joking).