Megan Fox Is Looking Like A Vampire In New Cosmetic Ads

From Fox To Vampire - Is She Going For The Twilight Look

Now you know full well that's not toe thumbs hand in the photo

Former "Transformers" actress, Megan Fox, who was reportedly dropped again, but from Armani instead, has been featured in a new cosmetic line by the company. Maybe they ran out of makeup in trying to put concealer on Rihanna's satellite dish forehead and decided it wasn't going to work (LOL).

Megan Fox

But I digress, Fox is looking like a vampire from the "Twilight" films in the Armani ads. What was the theme for the ad? The song "A Whiter Shade Of Pale" maybe. I'm just kidding. Then, there's the issue of whether she had a hand double in the ads. Girl, be proud of your freaky thumbs.

Thought Megan Fox Couldn't Take A Bad Picture, Well Guess Again!

A Funny Must Read

Megan Fox

As most of you know, Megan Fox is a beautiful actress, who is quite photogenic, known more for her looks, than her acting. But what you don't know is, as beautiful as she is, Megan has taken some jacked up pictures. Since the Judiciary Report is such a facetious supportive site when it comes to Hollywood I'm going to rip them a new one for your amusement, I've compiled a bunch of photos showing Fox looking funny, rather than foxy. Don't pretend. You know you love it.

Adam Scott: Are you sure you're Megan Fox, because you have a Jay Leno chin thing going on right now...

One word...electrocuted

If I didn't know better I'd think she was trying out for a toothpaste commercial. You've heard of "TMI" which means too much information. Now we have TMT - too much teeth.

"Jazz hands"...and "Twilight" teeth (vampire)

Not quite ready for her close up

Megan practicing to be a rapper

To borrow from the Golden Girls "You've got 'Betty Davis eyes'...and Freddy Krueger hands" (the thumb, look at the thumb!)

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Megan Fox Snags Another Razzie Nomination For Bad Acting

Megan Fox (flashing the toe thumb) posing with hubby Brian Austin Green

One time "Transformers" actress, Megan Fox, has snagged another Razzie nomination for bad acting, thanks to her participation in the flopped film "Jonah Hex." She starred as a prostitute, opposite Josh Brolin, who was slammed for his work in the film as well.

Jonah Hex

Even though Fox was born in the Southern part of America, the duo received a nomination for the worst on screen pairing, due to her "accent" and the make-up he wore. The accent was a little too pronounced and it made it come across as inauthentic. Fox has been living in Hollywood too long and lost her Southern drawl.

Man-donna

I don't know why they didn't just get non-acting, self-professed, so-called singer and actress, Madonna to play Jonah - she has the Adam's Apple, crazy maddog expression, kookiness and botox gone bad look that makes Hex look pretty and sane by comparison. And if there's one thing Madonna knows how to do is terrorize innocent people (yes, she's still putting people up to harassing me).

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Megan Fox's Fumb Not Included In The Dictionary

Megan Fox

The world "fumb" did not make the cut and as such, was excluded from the dictionary. However, it is a shame, as fumb, which means "big toe" could have been used to describe Megan Fox's thumbs (finger thumbs). It would be much easier for the blogs to use the word "fumb" regarding Fox, rather than calling her "toe thumbs."

Mad-onna

Another word bloggers frequently used to describe Madonna, "fugly" failed to make the dictionary as well. Why do they never think of bloggers when they make these dictionary decisions.

Megan Fox Overdid It With The Plastic Surgery

A Lot Of Tweaking Doesn't Mean Your Looks Are Peaking

Megan Fox last year, with her face looking more natural

Hollywood actress, Megan Fox, underwent plastic surgery procedures, such as a nose job, to improve her looks. The initial work turned out beautifully, but recently, she went back for a tune up and it is showing in a major way.

Megan Fox this week, after new round of plastic surgery - her face looks uneven and aged

She has overdone it. Her cheeks and lips look uneven, swollen and non-symmetrical. It is also aging her, making her look like she is several years older than her actual age.

Women need to resist the temptation over overdoing it with plastic surgery, as excessive surgery could spoil your natural beauty, as it is doing in the case of Megan Fox.

In other news, Megan stated she has baby hands, which gave her difficulties in holding the prop guns for her latest strange film, "Jonah Hex." She stated, "The gunfights were hard for me because I have tiny little baby hands, and those guns are so heavy." Indeed, Megan. Baby hands...and toe thumbs.

Megan Fox's "toe thumbs"

Megan Fox deflects 'Transformers' controversy at 'Jonah Hex' press conference

The next question was for her regarding the action in the film, which she says is far more elaborate than anything she had to do on "Transformers." She also talked about the corset she wears in the film, which is extreme, to say the least, and how much she enjoyed wearing it.

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