Friday, October 1, 2010

Rahm Emanuel Abandons Ship


Barack Obama

Chief-of-Staff, Rahm Emanuel, has abandoned the S.S. Obama, also known as a sinking political ship. U.S. President Barack Obama wished him well in a press conference at the White House today and thanked him for his help these past two years.

Rahm Emanuel

Rahm got out at the right time, as the Obama Presidency has descended into abject failure with more trouble expected on the horizon. It is being said Emanuel is running for the post of Mayor of Chicago, Illinois.

May December Romances

...And Why They Often Go Wrong

It's hard enough to keep a relationship together in our modern world. However, pop culture sends the world unethical messages about love and relationships, attempting to discredit the merits of fidelity, making it even more difficult.

May December romances often work better when the man is the older one in the relationship, as women usually mature faster, are more loyal and the more some men age, the wiser they become about love.

Young men are inappropriately taught by Hollywood films, television shows, music and websites, that they must sleep with as many women as possible, which is wrong and destructive. Women are objectified and youth is prized.

I've got news for Hollywood and those that follow their superficiality, everyone's aging, which should be apparent, but some act like they will never get old. At the end of the day, no matter a person's age, fidelity, honesty and decency should take center stage in a relationship. Anything less and you will damage yourself and others.

Paris Hilton's Parents Disappointed In Her


Paris Hilton drunk and high at the club, grabbed the mic and had to be escorted off stage

People in entertainment industry circles are stating, Paris Hilton's parents, are very disappointed in her. Hilton was arrested recently, for cocaine possession, where remnants of marijuana buds were found in her purse. She recently pled guilty and subsequently was turned away from Japan, due to the drug conviction.

Stories have also surfaced about Hilton smuggling cocaine through airport security, in a cigarette box, lodged in her vagina. She has been arrested for DUIs and sued in a number of copyright theft lawsuits.

While in jail, she had a schizophrenic episode, due to cult brainwashing and was remanded to the facility's psych ward. She recently met in another accident, as she and boyfriend, Cy Waits, hit and injured a photographer, who was taken to the hospital. Previously, she and friends crashed her new car.

Her parents, particularly her dad, are disappointed that they gave her everything and she has blown her life spectacularly. She has also brought shame on the Hilton name, disgracing the once revered business brand, all over the world. Her grandfather's hard work, has been overshadowed by Paris' criminal conduct, rampant drug use and sexual promiscuity.

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Lindsay Lohan Angry About Conservatorship Plans

Lindsay Lohan

Based on reports, drug addicted actress, Lindsay Lohan, is angry regarding her parents seeking to enact a conservatorship over her troubled life and financial affairs. It is being stated, she will fight it, as she sits in rehab at the Betty Ford Clinic in California.

Lohan has made a boatload of very poor decisions in her life that she is responsible for in every measure. Until she owns up to her misconduct, she will continue to act like a irresponsible child and absolve herself of all blame, even when she damages others.

Lohan's parents have also shown themselves to be irresponsible in how they have raised their children. They have exploited their daughter's youth and sexuality to make a very comfortable life for themselves.

Her most recent film project "Inferno" is a pornographic retelling of the life of former porn star, turned Christian, Linda Lovelace. The role needlessly calls for nudity and pornography, yet the Lohans are pushing Lindsay to star in this disgraceful film.

Lovelace most likely would not want her story told in this manner and via a very destructive, unrepentant, cult crazy actress that will only bring negativity to a life that was changed by the grace of God.

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Now Why Did She Think This Looks Good

...Because It Doesn't

Thieving pop tart and schizophrenic cult member, Madonna, has released un-retouched photographs from an ad shoot she did for a fashion line and they are very unflattering. She keeps putting such pics out into the public domain, but only a crazy person would keep releasing such weird looking photos.

With or without retouching, she looks crazy and awful in the photos. Not only is she making a mockery of Christianity in the photos, as she is unrepentantly evil, she has done herself no favors online, as the attention seeking pics have become a point of extreme mockery and derision on many websites.

Celluloid Film Review - Forever Strong

Title: Forever Strong

Year Of Release: 2009

Review Date: September 30, 2010

Rating: PG

Running time: 112 minutes

Box Office Gross: N/A

Site Rating: 8 out of 10 stars

"Forever Strong" is a film about a young high school rugby player, who is an alcoholic that falls afoul of the law. He is sent to a juvenile detention center, as his drinking and driving causes another human being serious injury. Namely, his girlfriend.

While incarcerated, he is forced to look at his reckless and racists ways and change them. This was a good movie that is well done. Many alcoholics and teens thinking about binge drinking, could benefit from watching this film.

Celluloid Film Review - Marmaduke

Title: Marmaduke

Year Of Release: 2009

Review Date: September 30, 2010

Rating: PG

Running Time: 83 minutes

Box Office Gross: $78,081-845

Site Rating: 5 out of 10 stars

20th Century Fox decided to recycle its hit "Marley And Me" with the film "Marmaduke" which also stars, Owen Wilson. "Marmaduke" is about a dog that refuses to listen to instructions, reeking havoc on the Pace family and their home.

Due to a change in employment, the Pace family relocates to Orange County, California, where the pooch gets into more trouble than ever. The film was entertaining, but ounce again, a movie geared towards kids, had age inappropriate music in it, namely "Let's Get It On" by Marvin Gaye. Show of hands, how many parents want their preteen and teen kids singing said song.

http://www.celluloidfilmreview.com/marmaduke.htm

Celluloid Film Review - My Fake Fiancé

Title: My Fake Fiancé

Year Of Release: 2009

Review Date: September 30, 2010

Rating: PG

Running time: 90 minutes

Box Office Gross: N/A

Site Rating: 6 out of 10 stars

"My Fake Fiancé" stars Melissa Joan Hart (Jennifer) and Joey Lawrence (Vince), as two people that meet at a wedding and absolutely irritate each other, then due to financial hardships, decide to get married for the gifts and money they will receive from wedding guests. Well, at least they're not superficial (sarcasm).

However, his money problems become greater than hers, due to the mafia leaning on him for a large sum of money, whilst oddly insisting on being invited to the wedding, that they do not realize is a sham, as the couple are not in love.

However, after spending time with each other, the two actually fall in love, even though they deny it for the majority of the film. To save money, the two shack up together, without having sex, which is still not a good idea before marriage. There's nothing wrong with being old fashioned.

The end of the movie is very nice and capped off an entertaining and touching film. Hart and Lawrence are very believable and endearing in their roles.

http://www.celluloidfilmreview.com/my-fake-fiance.htm

Celluloid Film Review - Pop Star

Note: this post was illegally hacked by Madonna's crazy Kabbalah hackers at Digilink, who erased items from the review. Sorry for the inconvenience.

Title: Pop Star

Year Of Release: 2005

Review Date: September 30, 2010

Rating: PG

Running time: 94 minutes

Box Office Gross: N/A

Site Rating: 2 out of 10 stars

Pop star Aaron Carter, stars as what else, a pop star, in a film called, well, "Pop Star." Carter plays, J.D. McQueen, a teen pop singer, who decided to drop the tutors and go to a regular high school, as being a child star, his grades begin to suffer.

He meets pretty, Alan Austin, a very intelligent, yet somewhat geeky, high school student that makes great grades. He asks her to tutor him and she accepts, hoping he will fall in love with her. A few problems do arise, but I won't ruin the ending for you (like you're really gonna watch it) but it is a cute one, albeit cheesier than cheddar.

However, this movie kind of disturbed me, because Lou Perlman is in it, as he financed it. As some of you may know at this point, Perlman is in jail for running a massive ponzi scheme and even worse, the teenage boybands he used to manage, have since stated in interviews, he would sexually prey on some of them. Do keep in mind, some of these boys were underage at the time.

http://www.celluloidfilmreview.com/pop-star.htm

Celluloid Film Review - Crimes Of Fashion

Title: Crimes Of Fashion

Year Of Release: 2004

Review Date: September 30, 2010

Rating: PG

Running Time: 90 minutes

Box Office Gross: N/A

Site Rating: 5 out of 10 stars

"Crimes of Fashion" stars, Megan Fox, pre-nose job, as a phony, mean, stuck up fashionista. So yea, she was basically playing herself, then. Fox's character, Candace, terrorizes frumpy, but nice rival, Brooke, while they attend fashion college.

Candace pretends she is the best designer at the college, but is not what she appears. While Brooke finds out her grandfather is in the mob and wants her to take over the family business. This movie was somewhat entertaining. It made me laugh for all the wrong reasons.

http://www.celluloidfilmreview.com/crimes_of_fashion.htm

Celluloid Film Review - Motherhood

Title: Motherhood

Year Of Release: 2010

Review Date: September 30, 2010

Rating: PG-13

Running time: minutes

Box Office Gross: N/A

Site Rating: 1 out of 10 stars

Sometimes a movie flops, because it wasn't marketed properly, but is still a good watch. This isn't one of those movies. "Motherhood" was the biggest major studio flop of the year, with some cities reporting only one person bought a ticket and after viewing this movie, I can see why.

First of all, a film about motherhood, is supposed to be inspiring and tasteful. This film was crass, crude and vulgar. It's not the type of film you would gain any inspiration from. It is so jaded and Hollywood, very few could appreciate it's insane take on motherhood (which explains why so many celebrity kids are messed up). The Celluloid Film Review does not recommend this movie at all.

http://www.celluloidfilmreview.com/motherhood.htm

Study: Prayer Heals

A recently published mainstream study stated "Prayer Heals." This is something Christians have known for centuries. Many Christians have witnessed as people struggling with life threatening infirmities, made miraculous recoveries. Christians have experienced this as well. Faith is able to make a tremendous difference in people's lives and should never be underestimated.

Prayer heals, study finds

Prayer heals when it's close-up and personal, and there's a study to prove it. It's not just any kind of prayer, but "proximal intercessory prayer," or PIP -- when one or more people pray for someone in that person's presence and often with physical contact -- that was found by a team of doctors, scientists and religious experts to have remarkable results in healing some patients.

A team of medical doctors and scientists led by Indiana University professor of religion Candy Gunther Brown found in the study, conducted in rural Mozambique, that prayer brought "highly significant" improvements to hearing-impaired participants and significant changes to the visually impaired...

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