Uma Thurman's Case Of Cocaine Face

Uma Thurman

Hollywood actress, Uma Thurman, is suffering from a terrible case of cocaine face. The Judiciary Report is not stating she is using cocaine, but merely implying her face looks like she fell face first into one of Lindsay Lohan's shipments.

Trying to be sexy she just looks high

Entertainers usually look in the mirror before they hit the red carpet, in search of that stray hair, food particles wedged in capped teeth or the elusive, renegade booger, precariously peeking out of one's nose. But not Uma. She's a rebel. If there is such a thing as going out in white face, as opposed to black face, this is certainly it.

Celluloid Film Review - Motherhood

Title: Motherhood

Year Of Release: 2010

Review Date: September 30, 2010

Rating: PG-13

Running time: minutes

Box Office Gross: N/A

Site Rating: 1 out of 10 stars

Sometimes a movie flops, because it wasn't marketed properly, but is still a good watch. This isn't one of those movies. "Motherhood" was the biggest major studio flop of the year, with some cities reporting only one person bought a ticket and after viewing this movie, I can see why.

First of all, a film about motherhood, is supposed to be inspiring and tasteful. This film was crass, crude and vulgar. It's not the type of film you would gain any inspiration from. It is so jaded and Hollywood, very few could appreciate it's insane take on motherhood (which explains why so many celebrity kids are messed up). The Celluloid Film Review does not recommend this movie at all.

http://www.celluloidfilmreview.com/motherhood.htm

One Person Saw Uma Thurman's Motherhood Film

...In Britain

Uma Thurman in "Motherhood"

Actress, Uma Thurman's latest film "Motherhood" has set a record for the lowest grossing major motion picture film in history. In Britain, only one person went to see it at the theatre on the first day it was released. To the one, single, solitary Brit that saw this movie: did you stumble into the wrong theatre?

In America, it has made $100,000 thus far, which is very poor for a major release. It places this turkey firmly in "Swept Away" territory. What this will spell for Thurman's career could not be good, as the film cost $5.5 million to make and millions more to market to global audiences. Whoever greenlit this disaster will most likely have to change their name in Hollywood.

Uma Thurman's box office record - $150 opening weekend

March 28, 2010 1:20AM - Uma Thurman has gone from Hollywood star to box office poison - but who is to blame

UMA Thurman's new film has broken box office records in Britain - it took a paltry £88 ($150) in its opening weekend, with no more than a dozen people bothering to see it.

In fact so bad was Motherhood's performance, that its entire box office takings for its debut Sunday were £9, meaning just one person bought a ticket, The Guardian reported...

Despite costing a reported $5.5 million to make, it grossed little over $100,000 in the US last year...

http://www.news.com.au