Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Lindsay Lohan's Lawyer Asks The Judge To Let Her Out Of The Criminal Case


Lindsay Lohan

Days ago, Lindsay Lohan was dumping her lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, after racking up a $300,000 bill she has no intention of paying, unless she is taken to court. This week Holley is dumping Lohan and formally asked the judge to release her from the train wreck's criminal case. Lohan keeps acquiring probation violations and her case has been transferred to a new judge.

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Ashton Kutcher's Performance In Steve Jobs Biopic Being Slammed



Ashton Kutcher as Steve Jobs

Hate to say I told you so, no I don't, I told you so. I know movies, having written and copyrighted many scripts. I have complimented films (previews) on my sites that went on to do very well at the box office and slammed others that flopped shortly after. Months ago the Judiciary Report insisted superficial actor Ashton Kutcher making a Steve Jobs biopic was a bad idea (Ashton Kutcher Is A Poor Choice To Play Steve Jobs In Biopic). Well, critics and audiences saw a preview of the movie this past weekend and many of the reviews are negative. Even Jobs' former partner at Apple, Steve Wozniak, slammed it as inaccurate. Critics are also slamming Kutcher's performance.

The only reason Kutcher was allowed to do this foolishness is because he is in Hollywood's Illuminati, who are running the entertainment industry into the ground. Now they've messed up Jobs' life story. Jobs of all people. How could they let Kutcher and Kabbalah mess up Jobs' life story and legacy like this. Crazy cults shouldn't be allowed to do such things, especially with historical pieces that need proper attention and the right talent for accurate, compelling cinema.

Look at the horrible job Kutcher's fellow cult member Madonna did with "W.E." attempting to rewrite British history, as critics noted, with her madness and adding copyright infringing items to it (from my copyrights) that didn't even happen in the Royal Family's history, foisting her mental illness on the public (Madonna Booed In London At The Premiere Of Her Copyright Infringing Film “We” and Boycott Madonna's Rip-Off "We" Movie - Part 2 ). Thanks to the Judiciary Report's public boycott the film flopped, was scrapped and sent straight to DVD where it flopped some more. Leave the filmmaking to the professionals who actually have a talent for it and are insane.

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Ashton Kutcher Gets Mixed Reviews as Steve Jobs

January 27, 2013, 4:30 am - The actor gets some kudos, but early reviews say his movie bio is an over-polished Apple. The new biopic of Apple co-founder Steve Jobs starring Ashton Kutcher in a nerdy beard premiered at the Sundance Film Festival Friday to an early round of mixed reviews.

The Two and a Half Men star won respectful praise for tackling such an iconic role in jOBS, but indications are that this apparently adulatory portrait of the techno-genius is not The Social Network for computers. The Hollywood Reporter reviewer Justin Lowe calls the film - directed by Joshua Michael Stern and covering the rise, fall and rise of the brilliant innovator in the years leading up to the introduction of the iPod - "passably entertaining," but closer to a "two-hour commercial" than a real interpretation of a life. Kutcher manages to re-create Jobs' mannerisms and is at his best in speeches "haranguing his employees or board of directors."

If "the movie avoids outright hagiography," says Variety critic Justin Chang, it "more or less embodies the sort of bland, go-with-the-flow creative thinking Jobs himself would have scorned." Kutcher's performance is "carefully judged," but despite "an impressive attempt at vocal mimickry. the illusion never fully seizes hold."
Indiewire admires "Kutcher's committed performance, certainly his most impressive turn in years, which conveys the character's focused, manipulative intentions in each calculated look." But the tone of the movie, which critic Eric Cohn grades a "C plus," is so worshipful at times it borders on "creepy.

CNET's Casey Newton also praises Kutcher for his determination to capture the physical essence of the man, not to mention having to handle "fully 40 percent of the lines," but the movie fails to create any supporting characters to share the screen. "The viewer spends two hours watching cardboard cutouts lose arguments to Ashton Kutcher." Finally, according to Vince Horiuchi in The Salt Lake Tribune, Kutcher is "not the casting disaster that some thought he might be." However, "he is much too tall." ...


Wozniak Turned Down Involvement in "jOBS" Due to "Crap" Script

5:48 AM EST, Jan. 28th, 2013 - The independent biopic jOBS, which premiered Friday at the Sundance Film Festival, was not produced with the help of Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak due to a highly inaccurate script which Mr. Wozniak described to The Verge as "crap." Mr. Wozniak previously told Gizmodo that an interaction between Steve Jobs and Mr. Wozniak depicted in the film’s first pre-release promotional scene was "totally wrong."

jOBS stars Ashton Kutcher and Josh Gad as Mr. Jobs and Mr. Wozniak, respectively, and opened to mixed reviews over the weekend. While most reviewers found the story entertaining overall, historical inaccuracies and a "shallow" approach left many disappointed with the first film about Apple and Steve Jobs since his death in 2011.

That disappointment was shared by Mr. Wozniak, who was approached by the film’s producers early in the development of the movie. Finding the film’s script to be "crap," however, Mr. Wozniak turned down the producers’ offer and instead became involved in the Sony-backed and Aaron Sorkin-directed film about Steve Jobs that is still in production.


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Sunday, January 27, 2013

Fears Grow That Justin Bieber's Sex Partner Milyn Jensen Will Do A Paid Tell All Spilling What She Knows About His Life


Justin Bieber 

As stated previously in the column, Star magazine did an expose on pop singer Justin Bieber, 18, having a sexual fling with 22-year-old model/nurse, Milyn Jensen, who is the ex-girlfriend of one of his best buds, rapper Lil Twist. According to reports, Bieber's management fears Jensen will do a paid tell-all about the alleged sexual encounter, which also involved marijuana and sizzurp. If Jensen does as others have in tell-alls and starts blabbing about his sexual performance and goes into detail about his male parts, things could go very wrong for all involved. Not to mention, if Jensen gives details about his drug use.


Milyn Jensen

However, his label doesn't care, as they view revelations of a sexual nature about their teen star as a step in toughening his image, with the hope Bieber will appeal to an older audience, but that's not likely. Yes, at 18, you're a grown man, but he still looks like a preteen boy and his sound is that of a teenager. 

Miami Heat Fan Wins $75,000 In Basketball Shot And A Big Roll Around On The Ground Hug From Lebron James



It's not everyday one can say one has been hugged by the top player in the NBA, Miami Heat star, Lebron James...in a big hug that ended on the floor (That's sweet, Lebron is happy like he won the money LOL). However, that's exactly what happened to a Miami Heat fan, who made a great basketball shot, winning a $75,000 prize for charity and a big congrats from Lebron. Well done! 

Saturday, January 26, 2013

Justin Bieber In More Legal Trouble This Time With The Police


 

Things keep going from bad to worse for 18-year-old pop star Justin Bieber. So much so, I'm running out of column space recapping all his legal woes and women problems. That's not a good thing. The latest incident is not a positive one, as it involves the police. According to TMZ, Bieber is being investigated for assault in Ottowa, Canada, after using a Nerf gun on a female security guard. The singer was reportedly playing around and shot the woman with the Nerf gun by accident. She ended up filing a police complaint about the incident.

Someone needs to help Bieber before he gets into serious legal trouble, as the incidents are piling up and some are more serious than others (see: marijuana pics). Every few days it's something else. Things are going wrong for Bieber and he needs to remember, according to studies, he is genetically predisposed to drug and alcohol problems, due to the issues his parents have trouble with regarding substance abuse.

Therefore, it's best to avoid drug use and alcohol abuse, as one is not in charge of one's faculties under said circumstances. Getting into an environment with so-called friends, who have booze flowing and drugs in heavy supply, is not a good idea or place to be. You need to cut some of those friends loose, because they are dragging you down. One of these incidents is going to result in tragedy if you do not stop yourself in time.

The Chicago Bulls Number One Fan Barack Obama Finally Invites Championship Winning Miami Heat To The White House

 
Barack Obama wearing a Chicago Bulls cap. Too bad the Miami Heat took the "bull by the horns."

U.S. President Barack Obama is a sports fan like many of us. He is also a major fan of the NBA, particularly his hometown team the Chicago Bulls, who got spanked by the best team in the league, The Miami Heat. President Obama, being a "bitter Betty" was not thrilled with the news his team did not win the championship, after he boldly declared they would. As a result, the Judiciary Report has taken the opportunity to goad him about this topic (again).


Miami Heat, ironically using Obama's slogan "Yes we can"

After alleged scheduling conflict (something about an election last year) Obama has finally consented to inviting the winning team, did I mention it's the Heat, to the White House, in a gathering scheduled for next Monday, while his precious Bulls look at the photos of the event online (grin). And to the Heat, do make sure you show the President your championship rings. Flash the bling at him. Even their wives have them...did I mention the 2012 Bulls don't (just teasing). At least I've taken the Heat's win with humility and grace. Seriously, the Bulls are a great team too (they just didn't win *raspberry*).

U.S. Court Rules President Obama's Appointments Are Illegal And Unconstitutional

 
Barack Obama

The U.S. Court of Appeals for the D.C. Circuit has ruled President Barack Obama's recess appointments were "unconstitutional" and illegal, due to the Senate having been in session at the time they occurred. The Obama Administration is not in agreement with the court's decision, slamming it as "novel and unprecedented."

Obama, via his Department of Justice, headed up by controversial and disgraced Attorney General, Eric Holder, have vowed to appeal the ruling. At the end of the day, it is best to err on the side of caution. The Constitution must be observed and upheld by the White House. The law demands uniformity. The legal errors rendered by the administration must be corrected.

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Court: Obama appointments are unconstitutional

Jan. 25 3:16 PM EST - WASHINGTON (AP) — In a setback for President Barack Obama, a federal appeals court ruled Friday that he violated the Constitution in making recess appointments last year, a decision that could severely curtail the president's ability to bypass the Senate to fill administration vacancies.

The three-judge panel of the U.S. Court of Appeals for the D.C. Circuit said Obama did not have the power to make three recess appointments to the National Labor Relations Board because the Senate was officially in session — and not in recess — at the time. If the decision stands, it could invalidate hundreds of board decisions made over the past year...

GOP House Speaker John Boehner welcomed the ruling as "a victory for accountability in government."...If the ruling stands, it means that hundreds of decisions issued by the board over more than a year would be invalid. It also would leave the five-member labor board with just one validly appointed member, effectively shutting it down. The board is allowed to issue decisions only when it has at least three sitting members.

Close Up Photo Of Jay-Z Reveals His Displeasure At Obama's Inauguration

 
 
Jay-Z
 
Obama: please, no more close-ups of Jay-Z

As news outlets and blogs continue to slam rapper Jay-Z's wife, singer Beyonce Knowles, for her unprofessionalism in lip-syncing and bringing scandal to U.S. President Barack Obama's second inauguration, a photo reveals a less than happy husband at the event.

Beyonce and Barack Obama
 
Sasha Obama (right) to Malia Obama (left): look at her trying to push up on our daddy!

Jay-Z, who constantly cheats on Knowles with female singers he works with, such as Rihanna, Rita Ora and Tierra Marie, got a dose of his own medicine, but at the First Lady's expense. However, two wrongs don't make a right. Many Obama supporters have written online of their offense at seeing Knowles flirt with the president. No one wants to see that, as he is married and with children.

North Carolina Disc Jockey Accuses Justin Bieber Of Spitting In Her Drink And Telling Her To "F*** Off"

 
 
Justin Bieber

Is Justin Bieber breaking under pressure. The teen pop star has faced a rough few months, being dumped by girlfriend Selena Gomez for constant cheating, leaked photos of him smoking marijuana, a deadly accident involving paparazzo Chris Guerra, who was following him around, one of his sex partners being uncovered by Star magazine and now a disc jockey accusing him of terrible beavhior.

North Carolina disc jockey, Colette Harrington, accused Bieber and two members of his entourage of harassing her at the gym in Charlotte's Ritz Carlton. She stated she was told "shut the f*** up" as she counted out reps while exercising in the gym. Shortly after, she states Bieber spit a blue colored sports drink into her bottled water.

 
Colette Harrington

The next day Bieber was hit with more problems, as a group of girls engaged in conduct at his hotel that made him angry. So upset was he, Bieber slammed his "fans." A post on his Twitter page read, "To the rude people on my hotel floor never have I had fans be so disrespectful in my life. Smh #berespectful."

The singer did not elaborate on what occurred, but it wasn't a good idea referring to one's "fans" in that manner. It seems Bieber's temper has become short of late. He's clearly going through a number of issues. Bieber needs to remember the fact he is a role model to millions of young impressionable girls. That's something to be taken seriously. He needs to set a positive example for them.

Colette's water bottle she accused Bieber of spitting in

Of late Bieber has been doing troubling things that his young preteen and teen audience are watching. Don't lead them astray. God gave you a platform in life. Use it to do positive things. Getting into confrontations, mooning people, taking drugs, getting drunk and bedding numerous women is not the way. You'll end up like every other former child star who crashed and burned. Learn from them and do not repeat their errors anymore. That's how Lindsay Lohan got started.

Furthermore, if your so-called friends were really your friends, they wouldn't encourage you in this behavior. They are leeching off you, trying to raise their profiles and get attention at your expense, while costing you endorsements and career opportunities. Not to mention, alarming your fans' parents. None of us are perfect, but Bieber you can do better than this. Your fans don't need to see your butt crack, you taking drugs, getting drunk and or speeding. The Judiciary Report is concerned something permanently bad is going to come of this. You can say you are an adult now and can do as you please, which is true, but the consequences are not always the desired outcome. Being an adult means responsibility.

Harrington stated on Facebook, "OMGOSH-wait till you hear this. So I am at the Ritz Carlton where I am a member in Charlotte. I get there and guess who is working out? Justin Bieber. Which is rather ironic since I yesterday posted about yesterday about wanting to meet him. He is with a trainer and I think one of his back up dancers. I lay low waiting for a chance to introduce myself and get a photo with him. "Hi I am Colette Harrington I host the Sweet Carolina radio show." He said, "good for you." I asked, "would be okay if I got a picture?" and he told me "no." Which was fine with me since I can understand not wanting someone taking my picture when I am sleeveless and sweaty.

I continue with my workout. I always count out loud my reps. Then Justin starts imitating me and whenever I'd get to 20 he and his buddy would say "Shut the F'ck up." I was stunned. They start complaining how they are so hungover from drinking-some drink that I never heard of before. I ignore them and keep doing my counting only in a quieter voice but they keep saying "Shut the F'up" when ever I get to 20. I am ready to punch one of them in the face or cry. I could not decide which since I felt like I was back in grade school and being made fun of. Then they start talking about spitting in people's drinks and that tonight at their concert yell, "remember when you drank my spit."

Justin guzzled his blue gatorade and spits in it. So I think that their finally off of my back but NO! They start imitating my counting again even though I am whispering. I keep on ignoring them because I am not going to cause a scene at the Ritz or lower myself to their level. Much to my relief the back singer started talking about his GF. But then started saying things about her being a virgin because she is a Muslim and has a strict Father. And so he knows that when he marries her- he'll be the first. FINALLY I had enough. (30 minutes of this crap) I left my workout station, my water bottle, mat and weights and go to the other room. I rolled my eyes at them but said NOTHING.

After a few minutes I hear the door slamming so I know they left. I go back to working out and a take drink from my water bottle only it is Justin's blue gatorade. I spit it out right way thinking about his disgusting spit. I did not look at my water bottle before taking a drink. Ty Justin-I am putting your bottle and spit up on E BAY.

Hopefully it will raise enough money to re build the kitchen at the Ronald Mc Donald House in Charleston. I go there to cook for the families of sick children. They need a better kitchen. If there is any money left over I will use it to help make a Christian movie I wrote, Like Perfume Poured Out. www.likeperfumepouredout.com I understand you have a Bieber perfume but trust me-there is not enough of it in the world to cover up the smell of a skunk. You stink!"

Karrueche Tran Slams Chris Brown About Rihanna Saying 'He Knows He Was Wrong' But Goes Home With Him After Draya Michele's Birthday Party

 
 
Chris Brown and Draya

During an interview with Rolling Out magazine last week, Chris Brown's girlfriend Karrueche Tran, stated his behavior in publicly breaking up with her so as not to hurt her in occasionally sleeping with singer Rihanna again was not right. Tran simply stated "He knows he was wrong."

 
Karrueche Tran and Draya

However, despite the break up, she has been seen with Brown twice since the interview. Brown attended her Rolling Out launch party to celebrate her cover, where she is featured wearing next to nothing. According to Hollywood Life, Brown was spotted kissing Tran at the event.


 
 
Chris Brown surrounded by women at Draya's party and none of them are Rihanna

The next day, Brown was spotted with Tran again at the birthday party of his ex-girlfriend, who introduced the two, Draya Michele. Media Take Out is reporting Tran went home with Brown after the party. Rihanna will convince herself it was to go back to his place to play Scrabble.
 

Rihanna didn't get any "Birthday Cake" unlike her song LOL

Brown is still very much in Tran's life and seen with her more than he is Rihanna. I ask you my readers, would you want your boyfriend constantly going out with his ex, meeting up with her to give her money, kissing her in public and leaving places with her at night to head back to his place.

Rihanna to Chris Brown: what did you two do
Chris Brown to Rihanna: er, played Nintendo...

That relationship is not over, no matter how Rihanna's rep tries to spin it to you. Rihanna is setting herself up for more and more heartbreak and public ridicule. Her audience isn't buying it, as they are calling her names such as "weak" "stupid" and "dumb" online for tolerating being second best at the hands of a man she was in a domestic violence incident with a few short years ago.

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Rihanna Photographed By Paparazzi Buying A Vagina (Photos)


 

Rihanna 

Self-professed bisexual singer Rihanna was photographed by paparazzi buying a mechanical vagina for her "mechanical dummy" Chris Brown ("Mechanical Dummy" is the name of one of his clothing lines). The question is what happened to her own. Did she break it.


Chris Brown: she broke her vagina y'all

According to studies (and no, the Judiciary Report did not conduct said studies) certain sex toys corrupt the structure and integrity of the vagina, leading to sexual issues for both the male and female when engaging in intercourse, as it has been internally stretched and frequently via overly enlarged, artificial means. In short, if women are told to do kegels after naturally giving birth to a baby, in order to tighten the vagina, what does it mean that you as a woman are using enlarged sex toys on a regular basis that stretch the vagina far more than the average man would during intercourse. Not a good idea.

As stated previously on the site, rumors have been going around that Brown sexually prefers Tran to Rihanna (Exclusive: There Is A Reason Chris Brown Stays Close To Karrueche Tran Risking His Relationship With Rihanna). This latest development won't help said rumors.


 

Karrueche Tran: yea girl, she broke it and had to buy a new one!

The Judiciary Report is not sympathetic to Rihanna regarding her plight in this matter, as last year she cruelly and derisively mocked half Vietnamese Tran in a song entitled "Birthday Cake" stating she is "sweeter than the rice cake" which was interpreted by the public as a sexual reference and crude racial slur all rolled into one. How ironic that you are buying a vagina after making such a mean statement about someone else's female parts. The Judiciary Report for the win... 

Friday, January 25, 2013

Justin Bieber's Sex Partner Milyn Jensen Who Posed Topless Is Being Slammed Online By His Fans Over Her Looks (Photos)


Justin Bieber popping collars and "popping models" as his friend and musical collaborator Chris Brown stated regarding how his set views women [Chris Brown Leaves The Club With A Woman Other Than Karrueche Tran And Rihanna Taking Her Back To His Mansion For Sex (Video)]

Due to Star magazine's article on 18-year-old pop star, Justin Bieber, having sex with model and nursing student, Milyn Jensen, 22, the singer's fan's called "Beliebers" have been ripping her a new one on social networking websites such as Twitter. Jensen is being slammed as a liar and someone "not good enough for" Bieber.

 
Milyn Jensen (Topless photo, center, redacted by the Judiciary Report)

Some "Beliebers" are in denial for different reasons and are upset and hurt by the story. However, they need to cheer up. The Judiciary Report doesn't agree with promiscuity, but Bieber's fans can't take his personal sexual choices to heart to the point they become heartbroken.

 
Barbara Palvin

Meanwhile, Bieber's other chick, Victoria Secret underwear model, Barbara Palvin could not be happy at the news of the singer having sex with Jensen. She already admitted she likes him and got catty in slamming his on and off girlfriend actress Selena Gomez. To know Bieber is behaving like a horny teenager isn't going to make her happy.