Teen Dies From Heart Attack And Penis Falls Off After Masturbating 56 Times In 24 Hours On Valentine's Day

Jerome Carpenter

19-year-old Portland, Oregon teen, Jerome Carpenter, was so lonely on Valentine's Day he masturbated 56 times and died from a heart attack. Carpenter's body was discovered in his room on Valentine's day with his penis detached in his left hand. Reports indicated, "The young man was on his bed… his pen*s was detached from his body, it must have been so intense it just came off his body, we found his pen*s gripped in his left hand so tightly we couldn’t get it out, it was tragic."  

Valentine's Day is difficult for some. The push to sell merchandise results in a significant amount of advertising on television and online. People are also under pressure to post Valentine's Day items on social networking to show they are in a relationship and loved. Those without a valentine can feel left out. However, there is nothing wrong with not having a valentine. You have to keep things in perspective. Do not become depressed. There are many people without valentines each year. Make an effort to find the right one if you feel lonely and don't become discouraged.  

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Val’s Day Tragedy: Teen Boy dies after after doing this 53 times (Photo)

February 16, 2016 - This is what happens when we attach too much importance on passing things. Valentines Day ended in tragedy for a Portland teenager after he apparently masturbating a world record, jaw-dropping 56 times non-stop before dying of a heart attack. Jerome Carpenter was found dead in his bedroom after apparently masturbating too much. It is speculated that Jerome was suffering from depression due to being “extremely lonely” on Valentines Day. Jerome’s Mother called Portland police after discovering his corpse in his room. 

Jerome’s mother told Huzler reporters, “1 hour passed since I had called him down for lunch, Jerome was the kind of boy to steal food off your plate when you were not looking, i knew something was wrong when he didn’t come down to eat, he was a great kid” she finished as she began to cry. Police arrived at the home about an hour after Ms. Carpenter called them. Officer Dean Marrow told Huzler reporters what they saw when they opened Jerome’s bedroom door. 

“The young man was on his bed… his pen*s was detached from his body, it must have been so intense it just came off his body, we found his pen*s gripped in his left hand so tightly we couldn’t get it out, it was tragic”...

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Rihanna Working On Nabbing Drake For Valentine’s Day To Make Chris Brown Jealous

Drake and Rihanna (Photo courtesy of TMZ and Twitter)

With Valentine’s Day rapidly approaching, lonely singer Rihanna made a play for rapper Drake again, while pinning away for the love of her life, Chris Brown, who is taken by model Karrueche Tran. Drake and Rihanna were spotted at a club this past Saturday, fuelling rumors they are dating again.

Karrueche Tran and Chris Brown (Photo redacted by the Judiciary Report)

Tran always does something special for holidays and is bound to do something nice for Brown on Valentine’s Day. Rihanna knows this, due to Thanksgiving and New Years photos Karrueche posted on her Instagram page, which were picked up by all the major blogs and several pop culture websites. Rihanna, her relatives and friends monitor Karrueche's social networking pages harder than the NSA watches Edward Snowden’s Twitter. Yea, it's that serious for Rihanna (LOL).

Drake doesn’t deserve to be used like this, but at this point he seems to look at Rihanna with pity and sympathy more than anything (the pictures show it), knowing how she feels about Brown, based on comments she publicly made while crying. *Puts hands on Drake's shoulders and uses one of his lines on him regarding Rihanna* Bro, "You don't have to do this!" and L'Chaim homie! (figured I'd say something black and Jewish to him since he is both).

Rihanna Left To Compete With Karrueche Tran On Valentine's Day For Chris Brown's Heart

 

Chris Brown and Rihanna

Valentine's Day is just around the corner. As with most Valentine's Days, men and women will be thinking about the love of their life (or whoever they're trying to get with LOL). In this case we know Chris Brown is the love of fellow singer Rihanna's life, as she publicly stated this on television.

Karrueche Tran and Chris Brown

However, Brown is in a relationship with a woman he loves, model Karrueche Tran, who stuck with him during some bad times in his life. Rihanna already tried to reconnect with Brown this year while he was in rehab and Media Take Out caught her in the process (Rihanna Visits Chris Brown In Rehab Just As The Site Previously Stated). For Rihanna, Valentine's Day is going to bring up a lot of feelings for Brown, leaving her wanting to connect with him again.

A Funny Valentine's Day Story

Today while waiting for a cab I called for, a funny incident transpired. When the cab arrived and I began walking up to it, another woman rushed up to it and aggressively began stating it is her taxi she called for and had been waiting for a long time. I stated I called for a cab as well. The driver decided to settle it. He looked at me and said, "You're too beautiful, get in."

I was flattered and since I have manners was trying to say thanks, only to look beside me and see the woman who tried to get the cab become enraged. The cab driver noticed it too and again told me to "get in." The woman looked like she was about to beat me and the cab driver (LOL). I got in that cab faster than Usain Bolt. By the way, I asked him to check whose cab it was and he showed me his phone with the text message and it was my name. So ha *raspberry*! Happy Valentines Day to me... and my readers. 

REMINDER: Boycott Movies "Valentines Day" & "Percy Jackson & The Olympians"

Jennifer Garner and Ashton Kutcher in "Valentines Day"movie (PLEASE BOYCOTT IT)

UPDATE 1-30-10: The film title has been changed from "Percy Jackson And The Lightning Thief" to "Percy Jackson And The Olympians"

New copyright infringements have surfaced, stemming from Madonna's misconduct, where the hosting company for Madonna.com named Digilink, was paid to repeatedly hack into my computers and illegally copy my Library of Congress registered Copyrighted Catalog that contains 12,500 songs, 1000 movie scripts, movie treatments and short stories, 15 book manuscripts, 300 music video treatments, 500 photographs, 100 photo treatments, perfume, clothing line, nano-technology, a solar cell phone and thousands of other items, then unlawfully use items from it WITHOUT PERMISSION.

Valentine's Day Movie

Madonna's fellow Kabbalah cult member Ashton Kutcher, is starring in a rip-off stolen from my Copyrighted Catalog. The name of the copyright infringing film Kutcher stars in is called "Valentine's Day." In opens at theatres soon - PLEASE BOYCOTT IT. It is directed by Garry Marshall, who did the copyright infringing film Princess Diaries 2, is a personal friend of Madonna's and has worked with her in the past on different projects.

"Valentine's Day" is being released by Warner Bros, Madonna's label of 25-years (until a few months ago). Coincidentally, Warner also released Madonna's ex-husband/fellow Kabbalah member, Guy Ritchie's rip-off of my modern remake idea for Sherlock Holmes and illegally used preexisting copyrighted items (scenes) from my Copyrighted Catalog to make the film.

Guy Ritchie's rip-off

Madonna and her nasty contingent made dirty deals using the work. They traded items from my Copyrighted Catalog in exchange for money, favors and a big budget for failed director Guy Ritchie to make Sherlock Holmes.

Because no one in Hollywood would give someone with his abysmal track record of flops and failures over $100 million dollars to make a film, unless there was some dirty, illegal deal running in the background.

"Percy Jackson and the Olympians"

"Percy Jackson and the Olympians" alternately titled "Percy Jackson And The Lightning Thief" is another movie that contains infringements. This was supposed to be a remake of the book, but items in the book, didn't make it into the film, while items from my preexisting Copyrighted Catalog illegally appear in the film, based on previews and synopsis.

This ladies and gentlemen, is Hollywood's idea of innovation, criminally stealing copyrights from a black woman, where the proceeds were meant to go towards producing cures to Cancer and AIDS. That's what I call pure evil. It doesn't get any worse than that. The devil must be so proud of them.

Boycott Movies "Valentines Day" & "Percy Jackson & The Lightning Thief "

Jennifer Garner and Ashton Kutcher in "Valentines Day" movie (PLEASE BOYCOTT IT)

UPDATE 1-30-10: The film title has been changed from "Percy Jackson And The Lightning Thief" to "Percy Jackson And The Olympians"

New copyright infringements have surfaced, stemming from Madonna's misconduct, where the hosting company for Madonna.com named Digilink, was paid to repeatedly hack into my computers and illegally copy my Library of Congress registered Copyrighted Catalog that contains 12,500 songs, 1000 movie scripts, movie treatments and short stories, 15 book manuscripts, 300 music video treatments, 500 photographs, 100 photo treatments, perfume, clothing line, nano-technology, a solar cell phone and thousands of other items, then unlawfully use items from it WITHOUT PERMISSION.

Valentine's Day Movie

Madonna's fellow Kabbalah cult member Ashton Kutcher, is starring in a rip-off stolen from my Copyrighted Catalog. The name of the copyright infringing film Kutcher stars in is called "Valentine's Day." In opens at theatres soon - PLEASE BOYCOTT IT. It is directed by Garry Marshall, who did the copyright infringing film Princess Diaries 2, is a personal friend of Madonna's and has worked with her in the past on different projects.

"Valentine's Day" is being released by Warner Bros, Madonna's label of 25-years (until a few months ago). Coincidentally, Warner also released Madonna's ex-husband/fellow Kabbalah member, Guy Ritchie's rip-off of my modern remake idea for Sherlock Holmes and illegally used preexisting copyrighted items (scenes) from my Copyrighted Catalog to make the film.

Guy Ritchie's rip-off

Madonna and her nasty contingent made dirty deals using the work. They traded items from my Copyrighted Catalog in exchange for money, favors and a big budget for failed director Guy Ritchie to make Sherlock Holmes.

Because no one in Hollywood would give someone with his abysmal track record of flops and failures over $100 million dollars to make a film, unless there was some dirty, illegal deal running in the background.

"Percy Jackson and the Olympians"

"Percy Jackson and the Olympians" alternately titled "Percy Jackson And The Lightning Thief" is another movie that contains infringements. This was supposed to be a remake of the book, but items in the book, didn't make it into the film, while items from my preexisting Copyrighted Catalog illegally appear in the film, based on previews and synopsis.

This ladies and gentlemen, is Hollywood's idea of innovation, criminally stealing copyrights from a black woman, where the proceeds were meant to go towards producing cures to Cancer and AIDS. That's what I call pure evil. It doesn't get any worse than that. The devil must be so proud of them.