Showing posts with label The Canyons. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Canyons. Show all posts

Saturday, September 14, 2013

Lindsay Lohan’s Mom Arrested For Drunk Driving (Photo)


Now that's drunk! Dina Lohan looking worse for wear in her mug shot for driving under the influence (DUI) 

It appears most of the Lohan family have a problem with drugs and alcohol. Dina Lohan, the mother of troubled actress Lindsay Lohan, was arrested in Long Island, New York for driving while drunk. When police administered a sobriety test, Lohan’s registered twice the legal limit.


Dina Lohan and Lindsay Lohan

Dina Lohan has been having legal problems, as her $1,000,000 home is in foreclosure. She has been engaged in child support battles in court with ex-husband, Michael Lohan, who fathered children with other women during their marriage and is also responsible for their financial upkeep.


Lindsay Lohan

Lohan had hoped for a big career in Hollywood, on her daughter’s then rising star, but since Lindsay’s massive fall from grace, their family’s name has not been in demand in Hollywood. Lindsay’s latest film, the low budget flick "The Canyons" was panned by critics and audiences alike. She is still uninsurable in Hollywood, which means reduced income. Lindsay had amassed tens of millions of dollars in income from her hit teen films, but drugs, alcohol and the occult caused her descent.


A drugged out Dina Lohan flipping the bird on national TV

What’s ironic is Dina Lohan is said to be a cocaine user, one of the vices she shares with daughter Lindsay. For years Dina lived vicariously through her daughter, encouraging wild partying, drug use and alcoholism, in trying to recapture her youth. However, there comes a time when everyone has to grow up. It’s time to be a responsible parent and adult. You are no longer 17. Neither is Lindsay.

Saturday, February 16, 2013

Lindsay Lohan's Acting Career Hits The Skids And Her Job As An Escort Is In Trouble As Well

 


Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan's life on Cokeback Mountain continues to worsen, as her addictions cause her to make poor choices. She is frantically searching for a movie to act in, but the entertainment industry is so against her, due to the trouble she has caused on numerous film sets, creating budget overruns and time consuming delays, people don't want to hire her.

Even the prospect of a nude Lohan sex scene featuring her having sex with three other people, failed to garner interest from film distributors and buyers. Lohan has basically resorted to doing porn and it failed. The slippery slope continues as Lohan has not stomped pimping herself out as an escort. Thus far, there have not been many takers, as rumors of her rampant drug problems and STD issues have sent some men and women running.

Thursday, January 24, 2013

Lindsay Lohan Rejects Plea Deal For Lying To The Police


Lindsay Lohan

Former Hollywood actress Lindsay Lohan has foolishly rejected a plea deal in the California case agaisnt her for reckless dricing and lying to police, also known as the po-po (working on my street cred). During the making of the ill-fated film "The Canyons" which is being panned, can't secure a place at mainstream film festival and lacks distribution, Lohan defied the movie's director and went speeding in her rented Porsche, with an open container of alcohol in the trunk.


Lindsay Lohan and Max George

The plea deal being presented to her, is said to exclude jail but include rehab, which the train wreck is set against. Talk about looking a gift horse in the mouth. Beggars can't be choosers Lindsay. She deserves to go to jail for at least a year, under all this criminal mischief she has been committing, from felony theft to outright assault of members of the public. She is hurting others and herself.


Lindsay Lohan and Max George

To add to Lohan's woes, the boyband singer she has been stalking, Max George of The Wanted, just publicly slammed rumors she put out there that the two are dating. It was that memorable, huh. Translation, he's slept with her already and is looking for fresh meat. George was asked on Twitter: "If you date with Lindsay, I will die okay." He replied: "I'm not so you're fine!" Yea, sounds like a diss to the Judiciary Report. Over to you Lindsay.

Thursday, January 17, 2013

Lindsay Lohan's Performance In New Film The Canyons Being Panned

Lindsay Lohan

The producers of Lindsay Lohan's new low budget film "The Canyons" released a clip from the forthcoming turkey today and it stunk. A lingerie clad Lohan is pictured sneaking around a Malibu mansion bedroom in a film called the Canyons, based on the area in the Hollywood Hills. She is then physically attacked by her boyfriend, porn star, James Deen.

Lohan's 26-year-old face looks unattractive, weathered and worn out, from bad plastic surgery, retaining liquid from pharmaceutical drug abuse and the ingestion of copious amounts of narcotics and alcohol. Her acting was forced and slow, with her reaction time behind cue.

One look at the clip and it becomes even more obvious why the Sundance Film Festival shot it down, rejecting the low budget $250,000 film. Once again, had the writer and director followed the Judiciary Report's blanket warning about Lohan, they wouldn't be in the predicament they face today. Either way the movie is disgraceful. It is basically porn hiding behind an indie label. That is not an arthouse film and it marks Lohan's dubious entry into the world of pornography, a move bloggers stated for years was coming.

Tuesday, January 15, 2013

The Site Is Again Proven Right About Lindsay Lohan's Horrible Habits Behind The Scenes


Lindsay Lohan. Wow, what is her beauty secret. She totally needs to tell Megan Fox (LOL).

The New York Times proverbially ripped Lindsay Lohan a new one this month, exposing her terrible behavior behind the scenes, which has rendered her a nightmare to work with. Lohan is involved in the yet-to-be-released low budget film "The Canyons" and the New York Times witnessed the making of the film for weeks and saw the actress behave like a complete terror.

Her publicist wisely tried to have the journalist removed from the set, knowing what Lohan is truly like, but failed. Hence the article destroying the little that was left of her career. And believe me, it is a good read. It took me a couple hours to read, re-read and absorb the 11 pages of insanity that is Lindsay and my left eye started twitching a little bit, but it was worth it.

The derivative film Lohan managed to disrupt and distort also features a porn star named James Deen (watch Harvey Levin at TMZ stalk him for personal reasons). Lohan kept showing up for work late, trying to change script lines (not just coke lines) and was terrified of getting close to Deen during their orgy scene, reportedly due to him being well-endowed.

What's ironic is Deen has reportedly slept with thousands of women, but he is the one that probably caught something from Lindsay. Oh how the mighty have fallen. Lohan is doing pornography now. She needs to take a good look at what she's done to her life, to go from big budget studio films to low budget porn that can't even find a film festival or distributor.

The New York Times article confirmed many things the Judiciary Report has stated about Lohan for years, warning people to be careful of employing her if they value their film projects. I wasn't trying to be mean. I was being practical. I know what I'd heard about Lohan and what I've witnessed regarding her as well for the past few years. There's no prettying it up. Therefore, I couldn't understand why anyone would hire her. Inviting someone with her proclivities into your work or life would be very unwise. Now you see it for yourself via the New York Times piece on the one time hit actress.


Lindsay Lohan on the set of The Canyons (Photo Credit: Jeff Minton/The New York Times) 

When you write and or direct a project, you want things to go well, with only positive memories attached to it. After all, you will remember the experience for life. Hiring Lohan will turn it into a nightmare full of bad memories, stress and frustration. Why would you want that.

Lohan's name recognition is not enough to fix the trouble associated with her and she has been losing her acting ability as well. There are hundreds of professional actresses in Hollywood, the British and Canadian film industries, who can act better than Lohan can now. Why not choose one of them - and they'll actually show up on time and not try to play writer and mess up your script.

I was also right about the Liz & Dick project (As Predicted Lindsay Lohan’s Elizabeth Taylor Biopic 'Liz And Dick' Bombs). A year before the film was released, I stated it was a mistake hiring her. However, they did it anyway and went on to suffer for it with poor ratings and reviews.

Once people saw the movie, they gave it horrible reviews and branded it a laughingstock. Lifetime, who is good with television dramas, wasted money on a interesting project made with the wrong actress - Lindsay. I stick to my original assessment. "Liz & Dick" should have been made with Megan Fox. The resemblance is there and she can act well enough to have pulled it off without the film turning into a joke, as it has with Lohan.

But there is a reason some keep hiring Lohan. She is in the Hollywood "Illuminati" as they call themselves. They are the ones, who have been pulling strings to get Lohan work, as she sexually services their male and female members and parties and has kept quiet about the twisted stuff they get up to behind closed doors.