Showing posts with label Prince William. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Prince William. Show all posts

Friday, January 15, 2016

Prince William Fears He Will Not Live To See His Children Grow Up


Prince William, Duke of Cambridge

In a documentary that aired recently in Britain, Prince William, also known as the Duke of Cambridge, expressed his concern that he will not live to see his children grow up. Sadly, accidents do happen in life. A tragic car accident claimed his mother, Princess Diana, when William was 15-years-old. Princess Diana and a companion were fleeing paparazzi, when a paparazzo's car clipped the vehicle they were traveling in, sending it fatally crashing into a concrete pillar at a high rate of speed.

 

Prince William flying rescue helicopter

Prince William’s job is a highly rewarding, but risky and dangerous one. He is an air ambulance pilot in England. In America there have been accidents regarding air ambulance pilots not being able to see power lines at certain times of the day when visibility is low and accidentally clipping the electrified wires, leading to fatal crashes.


Prince William, Duke of Cambridge

Prince William also likes to have a drink and sometimes drives himself around Britain. While there have been no reports of him drunk driving, one can’t be too careful. Even one drink with little food in one’s stomach can impair one’s judgment. This risk is compounded if one forgets one took medication for something as simple as a headache or for an aliment that is more serious.

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Thursday, November 12, 2015

Caitlyn Jenner Flashes Side Boob (My Eyes! My Eyes!)


Bruce Jenner A/K/A Caitlyn Jenner

I can't deal with Hollywood. I just can't. Last month Bruce Jenner, who now goes by the name Caitlyn Jenner, after deciding to become a woman which doctors state is impossible, wore a replica of the engagement dress worn by Kate Middleton, when her engagement to Prince William was announced. Jenner's boobs were lopsided and looking like they were running away from each other. Now this week, Jenner went out in a sheer dress and flashing what is known on the internet as side boob (the side of the female breasts). People posting on TMZ are not taking it well. Comments include:

"I just threw up in my mouth"

"It's officially getting too weird even for me"

"Somebody pass me a really big bucket. Please"

"Bruce Jenner is a man. A whack job man...yes...But still a man." 

"Toss it off Malibu's highest mountain."

"Wrinkled boobs to match his wrinkled balls and weiner."

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Caitlyn Jenner Peek-a-Boob

1/11/2015 7:32 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF - Caitlyn Jenner put the Victoria's Secret models on notice in NYC -- she's down to flash just as much side boob as they do. Perhaps inspired by Kendall Jenner's VS Fashion Show debut, Caitlyn hit the after-party at TAO and let ... some of it hang out. She's 66, but those ta-tas are damn near brand new.


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Thursday, April 10, 2014

Prince William’s Little Son Prince George Gets Put In The Friend Zone By A Little Cutie He Was Trying To Arrange A Play Date With (LOL)


Prince George to baby girl: well aren't you a cutie!

Prince George, the son of Prince William of England, also known as the Duke of Cambridge, was unceremoniously placed in the friend zone at the ripe old age of 8-months, during a royal family visit to New Zealand. The adorable toddler, spotted a little cutie and tried to do the princely thing by shaking her hand and asking for her phone number (ok, so he didn’t ask for her phone number). 


Prince George: well that went wrong fast!

However, she would have none of it. She started bawling like she found out they canceled candy. Little George took it in stride and did what the average male does when a female rejects their advances, he gave her a non-amused look and said, “I didn’t really like you anyway.” Just kidding. He can’t talk yet (but you know that’s what he was thinking). As a local newscaster in Miami pointed out, the little baby will hear stories about it for the rest of her life, teased that she rebuffed the man slated to be king.

Saturday, December 15, 2012

Nurse To Royal Couple Who Killed Herself Over Radio Station Prank Left Suicide Notes



Prince William and wife Kate Middleton leaving the hospital in London, England

Police have revealed nurse Jacintha Saldanha left suicide notes before taking her life last week, over a radio station prank by 2Day FM djs Mel Greig and Michael Christian. The duo telephoned King Edward VII hospital in London, England pretending to be Queen Elizabeth and Prince Charles, calling to check on their pregnant in-law, Kate Middleton, wife of Prince William. 


Radio DJs Mel Greig and Michael Christian

It is thought the embarrassment of it all was too much for Saldanha to bear and regrettably she took her life. Two nurses fell for the prank and I can see why under the circumstances. I thought about it and wondered how Saldanha or anyone for that matter was to reasonably handle such a stupid situation, because if she didn't put the call through and it had actually been the Queen and Prince Charles, she would have been in trouble with her supervisors regarding her job. 

Had they vetted the call it would have taken many minutes of having the individuals on hold, who may or may not have been members of the royal family, to check with Buckingham Palace or Clarence House. It was a lose lose situation, because of a foolish prank, which breached medical confidentiality laws. Charges should be brought. Shock jocks all over the world need a wake up call.


Jacintha Saldanha

2Day FM has offered Saldanha's family $500,000, but the Judiciary Report is of the belief they should be forced to pay way more than that, as they gave the go ahead to harassing the staff of a busy hospital tending to sick people, for an unlawful on air prank, which left an innocent person dead.

Thursday, December 13, 2012

Apparently Pippa Middleton Agrees With The Site About Her Butt


       

Pippa Middleton

In the November 24, 2012 article "Pippa Middleton's Book Isn't Doing So Well And Probably Because Of The Butt-Less Cover" the Judiciary Report stated of Pippa Middleton, sister-in-law to Prince William, "But considering what Pippa is famous for, it should have been a butt (bum). Had she kept it real and put a photo of her butt on the cover, sales would have been different. However, that would have been crass. The problem with the book is it is not that unusual and overly simplistic."


Apparently Middleton read the aforementioned on Twitter, as yesterday in a guest spot at the Spectator newspaper, Pippa Middleton stated, "Maybe I should write a sequel and call it Bottoms Up. Now that could be a bestseller...I have been much teased for my book...Lots of journalists are saying that my advice is glaringly obvious. A spoof Twitter account called @pippatips offers such pearls as “enjoy a glass of water by getting a clean glass and pouring in water from a tap or bottle." 

Hate to state it (no I don't) I told you so. But please, no butt books. The Queen would seriously frown upon that, big time, but on a related note, Prince Harry would probably buy up most of the copies.  

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My next book? It's going to be called Bottoms Up, says Pippa: Kate's sister discovers a cheeky sense of humour

PUBLISHED: 19:09 EST, 11 December 2012 | UPDATED: 08:30 EST, 12 December 2012 - The Duchess of Cambridge's sister pokes fun at herself in a guest column for The Spectator. She admits her literary attempt at a party planning book was regarded as full of blindingly obvious tips. In a guest diary column for the Spectator, Pippa shows that she has a rather lively sense of humour. As most authors would confirm, you’re only as good as your last book. Which is probably why Pippa Middleton has been thinking hard about what she writes next.

The Duchess of Cambridge’s sister, known as much for her shapely derriere as her royal connections, says she has already come up with the perfect follow-up to her book Celebrate! ‘Maybe I should write a sequel and call it Bottoms Up,’ she says in this week’s edition of The Spectator. ‘Now that could be a bestseller.’
In a guest diary column for the magazine, Pippa shows that as well as the shiny smile and glossy mane of a Middleton, she also has a rather lively sense of humour. She acknowledges that her party-planning book, which she produced in a £400,000 publishing deal, has been widely derided as a bible of the blindingly obvious.

Pippa, 29, seems to know about all the jokes. And she has a few of her own to add. ‘I have been much teased for my book,’ she begins in the Spectator column. ‘Lots of journalists are saying that my advice is glaringly obvious. A spoof Twitter account called @pippatips offers such pearls as “'enjoy a glass of water by getting a clean glass and pouring in water from a tap or bottle'."

She admits the criticism is all good fun but points out that writing a guide means you have to cover the basics. Pippa Middleton chooses a Cadbury-coloured dress to launch her entertaining guide in Holland as UK booksellers slash the price by 75% to drum up demand. 

‘If I were to write a cookery book, for instance, I would be compelled to say that, to make an omelette, you have to break at least one egg. Actually, that’s not a bad idea. Or maybe I should write a sequel and call it Bottoms Up? Now that could be a bestseller.’

Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Radio DJs Face Potential Criminal Charges In Hoax That Left Nurse To Royal Couple Dead


Prince William and wife Kate Middleton leaving the hospital in London, England

Two disc jockeys from Australia's 2Day FM, Mel Greig and Michael Christian, tearfully apologized in televised interviews, over the suicide death of one of their hoax victims, Jacintha Saldanha, a nurse to Prince William's wife Kate Middleton.  


Jacintha Saldanha

Last week, Middleton was admitted to King Edward VII hospital in London, suffering from "severe morning sickness. The two DJs telephoned the hospital pretending to be Middleton's in-laws, Queen Elizabeth and Prince Charles and were able to unlawfully extract patient information on Middleton. Saldanha was the one that put the call through.

 

Radio DJs Mel Greig and Michael Christian after Jacintha Saldanha's death

Some pranks are funny, others are not. This one is the latter. For the record, there is nothing funny about unlawfully attempting to access another person's medical records/information. It is sad and regrettable Saldanha took her life over the incident, due to the negative publicity and embarrassment the prank provoked.

"DEADLY Royal Prank Call - Mel Greig, Michael Christian Causes Jacintha Saldanha's Suicide"


"First Interview With Mel Greig And Michael Christian"



It is now being stated, the disc jockeys could face potential criminal charges for unlawfully recording another individual. They should also face charges for illegally extracting a person's confidential medical information. There will most likely be a civil suit against the disc jockeys and the radio station as well. 

Side Bar: On a personal note, I'm not fond of radio disc jockeys contacting people about serious situations under false pretenses. It is reckless and immature. As some of my readers will recall, a DJ from Nova's 919 pop music radio station in Australia contacted me about the Madonna case and lied about his true intent for wanting me on the show. He deliberately withheld pertinent information, such as the fact Madonna and her label sponsored and arranged the radio segment on her they tried to lure me into, which was to and did feature her family and friends, of which I am neither.

I also found out after I declined the show invite, the station is co-owned by Rupert Murdoch's son, Lachlan Murdoch (Illyria Pty Ltd). As many of you know, I was the first to break the phone hacking scandal via a police complaint I filed with the Metropolitan Police in 2005 (Rupert Murdoch's News Corp). So I guess the radio show stunt was payback for me going to the police, erm, but I ended up turning down the show and clowning the DJ online, which ticked him off no end *blows kiss at.*   




Email to me from Nova 919's Hans


I am a victim of crime at the hands of Madonna and Murdoch. I don't find anything about the case remotely amusing or funny. After all that has been done to me, they saw it fit to harass a victim of crime with a radio show, which is nothing short of sick. 

My dad's a radio DJ with over 20-years experience on air. My aunt is also a radio personality of many years. Quality broadcasting is good music, relevant news, human interest features of public interest and innocuous, humorous banter. Not harassing innocent members of the public in situations that can negatively impact a human life.  

Tuesday, December 4, 2012

A Worried Prince William Leaves Hospital As Fears For Kate Middleton's Unborn Baby Surfaces

 

Prince William cuts a worried figure as he steps out for air

News broke today that Prince William's wife Kate Middleton, 30, is with child. Photos also surfaced of a concerned and sad looking William, 29, leaving King Edward VII hospital in London, as it was revealed Middleton is suffering from severe morning sickness. The look on his face lends the impression the problem is greater than that. Middleton needs to take care of herself, eat well, rest and relax for the health of her baby.

   

Kate Middleton (right) and sister Pippa Middleton

The couple have been under pressure to have a child, as William is second in line to the throne in Britain. Middleton's decreasing weight, caused some concern, as women with low body fat have difficulty conceiving. It has been a stressful year for the couple, as a lawbreaking photographer used telephoto lens to snap nude and semi-nude photos of the couple on vacation.

Saturday, November 24, 2012

Pippa Middleton's Book Isn't Doing So Well And Probably Because Of The Butt-Less Cover

 

 Pippa Middleton
 
Pippa Middleton, the sister-in-law of Britain's Prince William, was paid $700,000 via a book advance to deliver a tome. The end result is the book "Celebrate" which has been anything but that for the publisher, as it has only sold 10,000 copies at up to $30.00 a copy.




Pippa's most famous asset
 
In short, it's a bust. But considering what Pippa is famous for, it should have been a butt (bum). Had she kept it real and put a photo of her butt on the cover, sales would have been different. However, that would have been crass. The problem with the book is it is not that unusual and overly simplistic.

Thursday, October 18, 2012

Pippa Middleton Is Already Using Botox At Age 29 (Photo)


Pippa Middleton 

Pippa Middleton, famous for her butt and brother-in-law, Prince William of England, was spotted leaving a Botox clinic in London this week. Could it be. Does her Royal Derriere use Botox. The question is why. She doesn't look like she needs it. Too many women are getting cosmetic surgery and applications before they are needed and it changes the look of the face in a way that makes them look older. It's better to wait until the wrinkles actually appear.

Thursday, October 11, 2012

Pippa Middleton Forced To Cancel Her Book Tour Because Of Kate Middleton Nude Photo Scandal



Kate To Pippa: I'm going to need you to kibosh that book tour just in case my chi-chis come up in an interview
Pippa to Kate: what difference will it make, they've come up everywhere else!

File this under it stinks to be the sister of someone in a scandal. Pippa Middleton, the sister of Kate Middleton, wife to Prince William, has been forced to cancel her book tour, due to the nude photo scandal that has enveloped the royals. As most of you know, Kate Middleton went sunbathing and a paparazzo used telephoto lens to invade her privacy and human rights, via snapping nude photos that were published by European magazines. The topless, then bottomless photos were met with legal action, but it was too late, as the snaps were all over the internet.

It is being stated the royal family forced Pippa to scrap the book tour for her party piece "Celebrate." It really doesn't seem fair to Pippa, but the problem is, interviewers are going to repeatedly ask her about the nude photo scandal, which could become awkward and she is reportedly terrified of talking about Kate's breasts. Maybe she could confirm their identity, like in a line-up. 


Kate Middleton and Prince William (Photos redacted by the Judiciary Report)
 
Seriously, Pippa could decline comment and move to the next question. Pippa's in demand right now and canceling the book tour shall destroy a good career opportunity for her that may not be there in the future. Apparently, Pippa has complied with the request. Not only is she a sister, but a breast friend, excuse me, best friend (LOL). 

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Tuesday, October 9, 2012

Kate Middleton Puts On Brave Face In Room Surrounded By Men Who've Seen Her In Her Birthday Suit


Kate Middleton and Prince William in room of football players (Photo Credit: AP)

Kate Middleton, the wife of Britain's Prince William is getting back out there after her invasive topless and bottomless scandal rocked the royal family. Middleton made an appearance with her husband at the Football Association's new sports center in Britain and was thoroughly covered up (belt and all).
  

Kate Middleton and Prince William (Photos redacted by the Judiciary Report)
 
The event had to be a bit awkward for her, because survey's suggest, despite the press ban, just about everyone in Britain with an internet connection has seen the nude photos of her that were illegally taken by a stalker paparazzo. People should have more rights to bar such invasions of privacy from happening and going mainstream. Everyone deserves dignity and privacy.

Friday, October 5, 2012

The Royal Family Is Angry About Prince William Nude Photos In Worsening Scandal



Still reeling from the unethical, invasive topless and bottomless photo scandal, her royal heinie, I mean highness, Princess Catherine (Kate Middleton), is sad over causing the royal family unprecedented embarrassment. However, her royal nipples, er, I mean highness, seeks to resume her schedule, alongside her husband.


Kate Middleton and Prince William

Speaking of that. The family has more to be concerned about, as illegally taken photos of Middleton, are said to include pics of her husband Prince William in the nude. Select publications have copies of the photos in their possession and seek to publish them in the near future, which is a criminal violation of his rights.

Tuesday, October 2, 2012

It's Official Kate Middleton's Vagina Is On The Internet And Against Her Wishes


Kate Middleton

The nude photo scandal enveloping Prince William's wife Kate Middleton just got worse, as pics of her vagina have hit the internet, courtesy of a European tabloid magazine. Middleton has gone from princess to porn star and against her wishes. People really should have more rights. No one should be able to do that to another person.


Kate Middleton and Prince William 

Yes, it was not a good idea for Middleton to disrobe poolside while sunbathing, but she believed she was in a relatively private setting at her in-laws secluded chateau on a hill. For anyone to have use telephoto lens to spy on her from what seems like a mile away was criminal. The photographer has disgraced Middleton in an exploitative royal scandal that is not sitting well with the Queen. Of course, some are blaming Middleton's lack of an aristocratic background for this blunder on her part.

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Kate Middleton Makes First Appearance In Britain After Topless Photo Scandal


Kate Middleton

Prince William's wife Kate Middleton has made her first appearance in Britain, since the topless, bare bottom photo scandal hit the press and net, exposing more of her than any other royal in history. A thinner Middleton attended the wedding of a friend in England, attempting to put her best foot forward, during what has been a very trying time. Middleton is not out of the woods, as more publications are threatening to publish more photos in a scandal she would soon rather forget. 

Sunday, September 30, 2012

New Nude Kate Middleton Pics Hit The Internet With Sex Pics To Follow

...If Buckingham Palace Doesn't Stop Them
 

Kate Middleton sunbathing

More indignity for Prince William's wife Kate Middleton, as new nude photos of her hit the internet. In the latest set of pics, Middleton’s bare bottom is on display. In one of the photos, it appears she removed bottom of her bikini, whilst pool side, which was not a good idea. As vile as it is to invade a person's privacy, people must be aware that technology is being abused and to be careful regarding nudity in public.


Kate Middleton unwisely took off her bikini bottoms whilst sunbathing (bottom left)

European magazine, , went ahead with posting the photos, despite the fact Closer magazine in France was recently sued for initiating the scandal, via publishing the first batch of pics. Middleton prevailed against Closer in French court, but the damage is done, via the revealing pics.


Kate Middleton

As stated previously, there is talk of sex pics of Middleton and Prince William, but they have not been released yet and the royal family needs to take the necessary legal steps to prevent their publication, as it would mean another unprecedented scandal.

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Thursday, September 27, 2012

Buckingham Palace Scrambling To Rehab The Image Of Prince William's Wife Kate Middleton After Topless Photo Scandal!


Kate Middleton

The royal family at Buckingham palace in England are scrambling to rehabilitate the tarnished image of Kate Middleton, the wife of Prince William, also known as the Duke of Cambridge. Closer did Middleton a significant amount of damage in releasing topless and bare bottom photos of her sunning herself in France, whilst on vacation with Prince William.


Prince William and Kate Middleton photos redacted by the Judiciary Report

Look for a series of charity appearances, in a bid to counter the invasion of privacy that has greatly damaged Middleton in the press, in what is an unprecedented scandal. Middleton should have been more legally aggressive in this matter, as uncensored photos of her are still out there and other media outlets are in possession of even more damaging photos. It is not a good idea to wait for the other proverbial shoe to drop.

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Kate Middleton Keeping A Low Profile After Drawing The Queen's Wrath With Topless Photos


Kate Middleton and sister Pippa Middleton (left) before the scandal broke (Photo Credit: PA)

Prince William's wife, Kate Middleton, has been keeping a low profile since retuning to London, England, after a topless photo scandal hit her, whilst on a royal tour. She missed a dear friend's wedding this past weekend in London, sending her sister Pippa Middleton and her mom in her stead.

Prince William and Kate Middleton (Photos redacted by the Judiciary Report)

The Queen is said to be angry at the scandal, the worst the family has faced, as it was public stated certain media entities have more nude photos in the possession, along with pics of Middleton getting sexual with Prince William. It's not the sort of story the Queen (or any one with any sense of decorum) would be happy about.
Prince William and Kate Middleton (Photos redacted by the Judiciary Report)
The family is still bracing for the worst, as the media's fascination with nudity far outweighs its respect for people's privacy and the law. The question is, judging by past experiences, will the Queen be sending Kate to Afghanistan (just kidding).

Saturday, September 22, 2012

Kate Middleton And Her Siblings Have A Habit Of Taking Their Clothes Off In Public (Photos)


Kate Middleton topless on a yacht

Prince William's wife, Kate Middleton and her current topless, butt flashing photo scandal should not have come as a surprise to people, as her family have a penchant for public nudity and exhibitionism. Middleton's sister, Pippa, known for her pert derrière that just about stopped the royal wedding in its tracks, was photographed without her shirt, dancing with a man in only  her bra and a skirt. 

 

Pippa Middleton after a night of drinking took off her top and started dancing with partygoer in his underwear

Middleton's brother, James, was caught in his own nude scandal, as photos were posted online featuring him butt naked in a variety of poses. The photos were taken indoors and outdoors. Some of the pictures were homosexual in nature. In one photo he was drinking alcohol.  


James Middleton

Kate herself was also snapped cavorting on a yacht, in the presence of Prince William, friends and her parents, in a bikini, whose top she removed. It enabled a photographer to snap a picture of her breasts. The royal family are usually not that revealing in public, realizing it is not in keeping with the family's image.

Thursday, September 20, 2012

More European Publications Publish Topless And Bare Bottom Photos Of Kate Middleton



Prince William and Kate Middleton 

More magazines in Europe are casting caution to the wind, much like Kate Middleton did her bikini top and proceeding with plans to publish inappropriate, surreptitiously taken photos of Prince William's aforementioned wife. The British royal family has a battle on its hands, as numerous people in the industry have unpublished copies of newer topless photos of Middleton and sex pics featuring her and Prince William, taken from a very far distance, using telephoto lens.


Kate Middleton

As the Judiciary Report stated two days ago, a photographer didn't just wander upon the scene of the royals sunning themselves and then getting intimate outside the French château of William's relative. The Judiciary Report insisted from day one the photos were captured via stalking and surreptitious means. Today the Judiciary Report's claims were confirmed, as it has been revealed Closer magazine commissioned a photographer to stalk the couple and invade their privacy, which was unethical and illegal. 

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Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Closer Magazine Raided By French Police Over Kate Middleton Topless Photos

Italian Magazine Chi Continue To Disseminate Kate Middleton Topless Photos
 

Prince William and Kate Middleton 

Closer magazine in France has been raided by French Police over the topless and bare bottom photos of Kate Middleton, the wife of Britain's Prince William. Yesterday, the French courts granted an injunction to Middleton, barring Closer from disseminating the photos anymore. Among unreleased photos included pics of Middleton and Prince William having sex by the pool. The raid was an attempt to lock down the contents of said pics, while ensuring the magazine complied with the original court order.


Closer were ordered to turn over all the originals within 24 hours. However, other publications and entities have copies of the pics. Italian magazine Chi continues to publish pictures of Middleton's chi-chis in print and online and are thought to be in possession of the sex pics. Middleton has yet to take action against Chi for publishing the illegally taken photos of her sunbathing practically nude at the chateau of Prince William's relative Viscount Linley.

 

Prince William and Kate Middleton

With the scope of modern technology available and how it is being abused by perverts and deviants, Middleton should be careful regarding disrobing in public, especially with nemesis Rupert Murdoch of News Corp, who illegally phone hacked and stalked her husband, among others, using aerial drones, among other things, to spy on people in sick ways. Being in the royal family does not exempt one from invasive abuses, as the world is dealing with a media and entertainment industry that doesn't believe in the law or boundaries.