Still reeling from the unethical, invasive topless and bottomless photo
scandal, her royal heinie, I mean highness, Princess Catherine (Kate
Middleton), is sad over causing the royal family unprecedented
embarrassment. However, her royal nipples, er, I mean highness, seeks to
resume her schedule, alongside her husband.
Kate Middleton and Prince William
Speaking of that. The family has more to be concerned about, as
illegally taken photos of Middleton, are said to include pics of her
husband Prince William in the nude. Select publications have copies of the
photos in their possession and seek to publish them in the near future,
which is a criminal violation of his rights.
