Showing posts with label NASCAR. Show all posts
Showing posts with label NASCAR. Show all posts

Saturday, March 16, 2013

Duck Dynasty's Si Robertson Is Married And Here's His Wife (Photo)


Si Robertson and wife Christine Robertson (aww)

During the first two seasons of the reality show "Duck Dynasty" most viewers assumed the hilarious Si Robertson was a single man. However, on a recent episode of the late night talk show "Jimmy Kimmel" featuring Phil, Si, Jase And Willie Robertson, it was revealed Si has a wife.


On the new season of "Duck Dynasty" it was also stated Si has been happily married for over 40-years. This information was made public mostly likely due to the fact women started writing to Si proposing marriage (they know a good thing when they see it). However, this  confounded Si's brother Phil, who jokingly pretended no one in their right mind should want to marry his sibling.


Si Robertson and brother Phil Robertson

So who is the brave lady that won Si's heart and can keep up with the Vietnam vet, who is full of colorful, funny stories and has driving skills that would scare NASCAR and Formula 1. Introducing Mrs. Christine Robertson. Living with Si must be a barrel of laughs.

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Thursday, November 29, 2012

Duck Dynasty Goes NASCAR In New Season Debut



Duck Dynasty

Saw the two new episodes of Duck Dynasty last night and they were funny. One episode featured race car driver, Clint Bowyer. Willie Robertson, also known as "Boss Hog" (see: "Dukes of Hazard") challenged him to a limo race. As was to be expected, Willie lost.


"Duck Dynasty" stars Sadie Robertson and her dad Willie Robertson

I only have one question for Willie, what were you thinking racing a race car driver. It would have taken Jesus for you to beat him. I believe in taking the high road in such a race (flatten the pro's tires and bam, easy win - kidding). However, Willie did find out something. A NASCAR endorsement featuring your company's brand on a race car will cost you $500,000 per race. In short, rednecks are getting paid...

Monday, November 21, 2011

Rush Limbaugh Says Miami NASCAR Crowd Booed First Lady Michelle Obama Because She Is An "Uppity" Black Woman

Attempting to stoke the fires of racism, radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh made incendiary comments about First Lady Michelle Obama, being booed at the final NASCAR race of the year in Miami, Florida. Limbaugh stated Americans view Mrs. Obama as a "uppity" black woman patronizingly lecturing the nation on what to eat and how to raise kids. He also stated, her husband, President Barack Obama, is an apologist for America all over the world who has driven the country into bankruptcy, all conduct the nation resents.

First Lady Michelle Obama looking upset at NASCAR event in Miami after being booed

I do not believe Mrs. Obama was booed because she is black, because if you watch the tape, Jill Biden, the wife of Vice President, Joe Biden, both white, caught some of the boos as well. I think the booing was a political statement, as Florida has a high unemployment and foreclosure rate. People in the state are hurting and very little help is being provided from the Obama Administration.

Therefore, the Judiciary Report is of the belief Mrs. Obama was booed by an audience frustrated with the economic climate in America, which has worsened under her husband's tenure as President of the United States of America. Many Floridians do not like President Obama's policies. So, unless President Obama miraculously turns the economy around in the next 11 and 1/2 months, Democrats can scratch off Florida from the win column in the 2012 election.

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Thursday, February 4, 2010

Man Kills Parrot Over NASCAR

"Polly want a"...bullet

A few weeks ago, on January 9. 2010, in the article Harry Reid Called Obama A Light-Skinned Negro the Judiciary Report warned white people take their NASCAR very seriously:

"Didn't I warn white people not to use the word "Negro." It's like black people joking about white people loving NASCAR - you just don't do it (kidding)."

Today, there was a report in the news regarding a man that shot his parrot for making too much noise during a NASCAR race he was watching on the TV. Apparently, that parrot didn't read this Column.

NASCAR Lover Dennis Zeglin Killed Pet Parrot for Interrupting Race, Beer

February 3, 2010 10:21 AM - MORRISTOWN, N.J. (CBS/ AP) - A New Jersey man stands accused of shooting and killing the pet bird with a BB gun because he was maddened by the animal, and the noise it was making, while he was watching a NASCAR race on TV.

Dennis Zeglin, of Randolph, was indicted on an animal cruelty charge by a Morris County grand jury Tuesday. The charge carries a maximum penalty of five years in prison and a $15,000 fine.

http://www.cbsnews.com