Duck Dynasty Season Finale Sets Another Record

 

Duck Dynasty  

The season finale of the show "Duck Dynasty" pulled in a record 6,500,000 viewers, shattering records at the A&E network. It is definitely one of my new favorite shows. It's nice to be able to tune into something that's new, funny and endearing. The Judiciary Report wishes the Robertsons the best. Looking forward to the new season.

Side Bar: I noticed on Twitter that grown women have been talking about 16-year-old John Luke Robertson's looks, which led me to write on said social networking site, ya'll are going to jail (LOL). Let the boy turn 18. Until then he is jail bait.

Duck Dynasty Scores Record Cable Ratings

Duck Dynasty

The ratings for the new episodes of the reality show "Duck Dynasty" which aired this past Wednesday, set a cable television record, bringing in 4,900,000 viewers for A&E. The lovable, funny Robertsons are a hit with viewing audiences. It's way better than a lot of the junk on TV.

Those poor unsuspecting ducks

People are enjoying watching the exploits of the Christian rags to riches southerners, who made their money making duck calls. I find the jokes hilarious. The show is refreshing. I relate to Willie Robertson the most - running your businesses while trying to talk your family out of doing stuff that simply may not turn out right (see: party pooper).

Duck Dynasty Goes NASCAR In New Season Debut

Duck Dynasty

Saw the two new episodes of Duck Dynasty last night and they were funny. One episode featured race car driver, Clint Bowyer. Willie Robertson, also known as "Boss Hog" (see: "Dukes of Hazard") challenged him to a limo race. As was to be expected, Willie lost.

"Duck Dynasty" stars Sadie Robertson and her dad Willie Robertson

I only have one question for Willie, what were you thinking racing a race car driver. It would have taken Jesus for you to beat him. I believe in taking the high road in such a race (flatten the pro's tires and bam, easy win - kidding). However, Willie did find out something. A NASCAR endorsement featuring your company's brand on a race car will cost you $500,000 per race. In short, rednecks are getting paid...

Reality Show Duck Dynasty Scores Big Ratings

Between "Honey Boo Boo" And "Duck Dynasty" Rednecks Are Taking Over (LOL)

Duck Dynasty

The first time I saw the trailer for the show "Duck Dynasty" I thought it was a sitcom. Turns out, it is a real family in Louisiana and the the program is a reality show. The Robertson family made millions off selling duck calls, a whistle-like apparatus used to lure ducks, enabling hunters to catch them. No duck is safe thanks to this family (LOL).

The Robertson's have parlayed some of their fortune into a reality series that is a hit with viewers. The program is currently pulling in over 4,000,000 viewers per week. The family are proud of their redneck roots and are quite the comedians, but make no mistake, they are nobody's fools, running a successful multi-million dollar business. Here are a few funny quotes from the show:

Willie: Jase has totally redefined the term ADD. He is ADDD. He can't shut up.

SI: I'm going to take him to a junkyard. The man's got everything... cars, mattresses, rvs, TOTATO salad, cold watermelon, sack of oranges.

Willie: there's a rooster in that truck.
SI: you like chicken salad. haven't you ever heard the tern winner winner chicken dinner.
SI: this baby's got a 5 speed
Willie: there is grass growing out of it
SI: environmental. going green.  

Phil: Never touch her below the neck until you sign the dotted line. That's being a gentleman about it. You know what I'm saying...better a good day's catch of fish than a lifetime of crabs.

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