Thursday, November 29, 2012

Duck Dynasty Goes NASCAR In New Season Debut



Duck Dynasty

Saw the two new episodes of Duck Dynasty last night and they were funny. One episode featured race car driver, Clint Bowyer. Willie Robertson, also known as "Boss Hog" (see: "Dukes of Hazard") challenged him to a limo race. As was to be expected, Willie lost.


"Duck Dynasty" stars Sadie Robertson and her dad Willie Robertson

I only have one question for Willie, what were you thinking racing a race car driver. It would have taken Jesus for you to beat him. I believe in taking the high road in such a race (flatten the pro's tires and bam, easy win - kidding). However, Willie did find out something. A NASCAR endorsement featuring your company's brand on a race car will cost you $500,000 per race. In short, rednecks are getting paid...