Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan must think she is a bouncer because she keeps
getting into fights with people in the club. Drug addicted alcoholic Lohan was
arrested for punching a woman in the face at a club in New York. Lohan has
proven once again that she is as the Judiciary Report previously stated, a mean
drunk.
This marks Lohan's second documented probation violation over
the past few months. She is currently under review for lying to police officers
in Malibu, claiming she was a passenger in the Porsche she crashed into a
massive 18-wheeler truck, when she was actually the driver. Lohan had an open
container of liquor in the vehicle. Smooth (not).
Seriously, why can't this chick ever stay home. Rent a DVD for a
change and keep your crazy butt at home. All this partying is apart of the
reason you look twice your age. Seriously, to be haggard at 25 from hard drugs,
alcohol and excessive partying is a serious fail.
At 25, most women can roll out of bed looking youthful. At 25,
after Lohan's been made up with make up and extensions, she looks like she just
rolled out of bed... at a retirement home. Give the partying a rest already,
looking like the before shot in a makeover or Benjamin Button.
