E-Trade Babies Strike Again For The Super Bowl

The E*Trade babies have struck again, but this time for the Super Bowl. Their latest ad is a wee bit controversial, due to a joke about parents, er, wrestling. Watch for yourself.

Lindsay Lohan Still Pleading Poverty

Lindsay Lohan

Druggie and one time successful actress, Lindsay Lohan, is pleading poverty once again, regarding the reported $150,000 rehab bill, she will be faced with at the Betty Ford Clinic, where she is currently undergoing treatment.

I seem to remember an announcement, upon the news of a settlement with the company E*trade, proclaiming Lohan to be satisfied with the terms of the deal. Once again, either the settlement was non-monetary or paltry. Then again, Lohan could be lying about her financial status, which is not as great as she and her mother previously claimed or they are now claiming poverty for sympathy.

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Lindsay Lohan: I Can't Afford Rehab

Lindsay Lohan blowing a kiss that you know is 100% proof (alcohol)

Hollywood actress, Lindsay Lohan, has stated to the U.S. court that she cannot afford rehab, which is one of the more inventive excuses the Judiciary Report has heard coming from a drug addict. What she meant to say was, she can't afford rehab, because it will cut into her cocaine money.

Lohan has been cutting deals with paparazzi and publications, among others, for financial payment, much of which she has already received payment on. Additionally, she settled the case she brought against E-Trade, which she stated was to her satisfaction. Therefore, how is she broke again, unless she is lying about something.

Furthermore, her parents have made so many deals with the press and paparazzi for financial payment to blab about their daughter's whereabouts and other details other crazy life. Certainly one of them can pay the $50,000 rehab fee and scale back on the amount of designer clothes and jewelry they've been wearing for press appearances.

Lohan continues to complain to anyone who will listen that she doesn't not like rehab and believes it is damaging her career. She needs to take into consideration, cocaine doesn't like her and is damaging her life. Fame has also become a drug for her that she does not want to do without.

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Lindsay Lohan Is Still As Broke As A Joke

Lindsay Lohan's gonna be doing this again in court this week over-acting twerp. Her lawyer better bring nail polish remover.

Crazy, Hollywood actress, Lindsay Lohan, is still in financial trouble. Despite the fact, since her release from jail and rehab, she has been pimping herself out for low brow work, taking payment for staged paparazzi pics and recently settled the ETrade case, the disgraced actress is still in financial straits. That's because she was so in debt, the money she has coming in via questionable means, really is not making a dent in her debts.

Maybe if she'd stop shoveling cocaine up her soon-to-be collapsed nostrils, she'd have more money, as it is an expensive vice. However, Lohan does not see the importance of such restraint and continues in a vicious cycle of drunken drug abuse and financial destitution.

Those shoes paired with that dress is a no no, girlfriend!

Her drug and shopping addictions have cost her a $4,000,000 West Hollywood apartment, a $2,000,000 Hollywood house. All that she has been left with is a bare, rented apartment with a mattress on the floor, along with expensive, gaudy clothes and tacky shoes that are so over the top, they'd go for next to nothing in a fire sale.

Let's not forget the expensive trips, hairdressing fees in the thousands per month and pretentious luxury car rentals, to show off at the club. This lifestyle, replete with highs that do not last, could not have been worth blowing $30,000,000 in the space of a few short years. At least when MC Hammer did it, hundreds of impoverished people were employed for a few years, so some good was done in the community. Lindsay did it all for herself.

Lindsay Lohan Falls At Club Again And Bounced Checks Confirmed

Lindsay Lohan being helped into car after falling over again outside a night club

In the March 12. 2010 article entitled E*Trade To Lindsay Lohan: You Can Bounce Like One Of Your Checks the Judiciary Report insinuated (ok, flat out wrote it) that Lindsay Lohan has been bouncing checks. Well, two weeks later, it has been revealed, she has been doing just that, bouncing checks. Her rent checks to be specific.

TMZ today obtained two bounced rent checks former actress Lindsay Lohan issued to pay her lease, which is $10,000 per month. The site was right again. This adds to the long list of exclusives on the site.

Years ago, the Judiciary Report's sister site the Sound Off Column was the first to disclose the fact Lindsay Lohan is a drug addict, which she denied for a long time.

Then, in 2007, the Judiciary Report site made a prediction, her then unknown reckless behavior that was hidden within Hollywood, would get her arrested and a week after the article ran that is exactly what happened.

Just five weeks ago, Lindsay Lohan did an interview finally admitting she's taken cocaine and other drugs, but insisted she is now drug free. Five weeks ago when the article was posted in the Sun, the Judiciary Report, knowing otherwise, shook its cyber head in disagreement and stated Lohan is still using cocaine.

Two weeks after the aforementioned article ran on the site, stating she is still using cocaine, Cocainegate happened, where Lindsay Lohan was pictured leaving a party with cocaine flying from her shoes, proving the Judiciary Report right again and also confirming the site's privately held belief, Lindsay Lohan is made of cocaine. In short, the Judiciary Report 5,345,000 - Lindsay Lohan 0 (just like her bank account).

Cocainegate

But let's get down to the nitty gritty. First of all, what is an unemployed actress doing leasing a property for $10,000 per month. That's $120,000 per year, plus fees associated with upkeep.

Second question, why do you have a driver, bodyguard and publicist, when you can't even pay your rent. At this point, your only career is stealing from people.

Living on credit is not a good idea. Neither is living off sugar mommies (Samantha Ronson, Donna Karan, Courtney Semel ect..) because when people get tired of your antics, you are out of gas and more importantly, it is immoral.

Dina Lohan (do we need to drug test her too)

You also need to remember, credit card companies will sue when you default, especially on large sums, such as the balances you are carrying, trying to pretend you are still a wealthy it girl.

Viper Room sidewalk where River Phoenix Died

Third question, does Dina Lohan need a drug test, going around insisting her daughter Lindsay is fine, not on drugs and still wealthy. Which Lindsay are you referring to Dina, the E*Trade baby Lindsay, because milk is cheaper than cocaine.

River Phoenix

Lastly, when I look at photos of Lindsay now, I see River Phoenix. However, the socially conscious unconscious version. A young Hollywood actor so engrossed in taking drugs, death took one by surprise on a club pavement.

Dina Lohan -- Bounced Checks, Really?

Posted Apr 2nd 2010 5:13PM by TMZ Staff - Lindsay Lohan's mother, Dina Lohan, has been blabbing all over town that her daughter was never behind in paying her rent ... but there's this issue of bounced checks to the landlord.

We first reported that Lindsay was behind on her rent, but Dina is saying it's just not so. TMZ has seen copies of two bounced checks, from Lindsay to her landlord, both written this year ... both of which have been stamped on the front with the words, "RETURN REASON - NOT SUFFICIENT FUNDS. NOT SUFFICIENT FUNDS."

We spoke with Dina, who says she didn't know anything about bounced checks. Dina says Lindsay has her business manager write her checks, and the one who she used in February is no longer working with her.

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E*Trade To Lindsay Lohan: You Can Bounce Like One Of Your Checks

Lindsay Lohan

Online brokerage house E*Trade told Lindsay Lohan she can go bounce with one of her checks, for suing them over one of their commercials that vaguely resembles her.

Some people did make the connection that the E*Trade ad featuring a "Milkaholic" baby in a love triangle, had hints of Lohan's real life mess of being a promiscuous alcoholic and drug user, but it is so vague, many people missed it.

Lindsay Lohan claims she is like Cher and enjoys one name recognition, but that is not the case. With her career in decline and financial collapse on the horizon, suing E*Trade is a desperate cash grab, as she has claimed $100,000,000 in damages, when commercially her name is not even worth $100,000.

She can't prove E*Trade defamed her, as she has a bad reputation, has slept with many men and women and became known for drug and alcohol problems she admitted to, after the ad aired.

She needs to be careful, as she may end up owing them legal fees over the lawsuit, if she is unable to prove how she has been legally damaged, rather than just being viewed as damaged goods.

E*TRADE: Lohan's Baby Lawsuit Is Bogus

Posted Mar 11th 2010 1:42PM - E*TRADE is firing back at Lindsay Lohan's claims that the online investment company ripped-off her name and likeness in its "Lindsay is a milkoholic" commercial.

E*TRADE issued the following statement to TMZ -- "We believe the claims are without merit and we intend to defend ourselves vigorously in this case." The investment company says its commercial was meant to be "witty and memorable."...

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Lindsay Lohan Sues Over E*Trade Ad

Lindsay Lohan

Disgraced, one-time actress and Kabbalah cult member, Linday Lohan, has filed a $100,000,000 lawsuit against online brokerage, E*Trade, claiming they used her image and likeness without permission to defame her.

The ad features a toddler named “Lindsay” who is a "milkaholic." Lindsay Lohan is no longer known for acting, but for being an alcoholic and drug abuser. She is apparently contending the ad exploited her image as a wino.

There was no invasion of privacy, the similarities are not distinct enough and she overestimates her fading fame, hanging on to the deluded belief, everyone knows her by just one name "Lindsay."

How are they going to credibly prove her name is worth $100,000,000 when no one in Hollywood wants to even hire her. Furthermore, Lindsay is a very common name and the ad was done in jest, in the vein, pardon the pun, of a parody. Satire cases are tricky.

Just because she's blown all her money, on well, blow, doesn't mean she should try to score a payday off a vague, satirical commercial. This case will not be easy to prove and the lawsuit shall not exempt her from public jokes, due to the content of the commercial.

Lindsay Lohan sues over "milkaholic" E*Trade ad

Tue Mar 9, 2010 12:41pm EST - NEW YORK (Reuters Life!) - The actress Lindsay Lohan has sued E*Trade Financial Corp for $100 million, saying a "milkaholic" baby girl who appeared in a recent commercial was modeled after her.

Lohan alleged that online brokerage's use in the ad the girl, also named Lindsay, improperly invoked her "likeness, name, characterization, and personality" without permission, violating her right of privacy.

In her lawsuit filed Monday in a Nassau County, New York state court, the 23-year-old actress sought $50 million of compensatory damages and $50 million of exemplary damages. She also demanded that E*Trade stop running the ad and turn over all copies to her...

"Lindsay" was in 2008 the 380th most popular name for newborn American girls, according to the U.S. Social Security Administration. That was down from 241th in 2004, when Lohan's popular film "Mean Girls" was released.

The E*Trade case is Lohan v. E*Trade Securities LLC, New York State Supreme Court, Nassau County, No. 004579/2010.

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