Film Review: Jennifer's Body

Title: Jennifer's Body

Year Of Release: 2009

Review Date: October 31, 2010

Rating: PG-13

Running time: 102 minutes

Box Office Gross: $32,832,166

Site Rating: 0 out of 10 stars

From the troubled mind of lesbian writer, Diablo Cody, comes the sick, devilish film "Jennifer's Body" starring former "Transformers" actress, Megan Fox. The film is about teenage high school student, Jennifer Check, played by Megan Fox, going off in a van with her favorite band, Low Shoulder, who are devil worshipers.

Believing she is a virgin, Low Shoulder sacrifices Jennifer to the devil in a Satanic ritual, in exchange for music industry success, only to find out she is not sexually pure, thanks to a high school football player, having already taken her virginity. The satanic sacrifice ends up backfiring, turning Jennifer into an undead demon, who begins killing high school boys in a horrible, graphic manner.

The Celluloid Film Review does not recommend this sick, vile, vulgar, disgusting film. Fox is self-centered and thoughtless to have subjected her impressionable "Transformers" audience to this piece of mentally-ill garbage. Ironically, during the making of this film, Fox's personality underwent a marked metamorphosis, where she literally became the cruelest, most surly actress in Hollywood, as attested by numerous interviews.

Playing with the devil is never a good idea, even on film. Who knows what that sick, devil worshipping incantation spoken over Fox in the film, produced in real life. Those things can affect one's well being, inviting negativity into one's life.

Screenwriter Surprised At Megan Fox Flop

Megan Fox

Screenwriter Diablo Cody is surprised Megan Fox was unable to put behinds in theatre seats for her sick film "Jennifer's Body." Cody thought Fox's looks would compel moviegoers to purchase tickets, but the movie terribly bombed and brought the actress much ridicule, as life grew difficult outside of the "Transformers" bubble.

Plastic surgery and Michael Bay gave Megan Fox a career - it doesn't mean it was gained on merit or talent. Fox's personality has repulsed many audiences, who have labeled her eye candy with a very bad attitude, gross habits and an out of control ego.

Cody: 'Boys didn't come out for Megan Fox'

Saturday, April 3 2010, 6:36pm EDT - Diablo Cody has admitted that she's "surprised" more boys didn't come out and see Megan Fox in Jennifer's Body...

http://www.digitalspy.com

Megan Fox Goes Quiet

Megan Fox

After the massive failure of her first solo starring vehicle "Jennifer's Body" bombed at the box office last week, the usually mouthy and unbearable, Megan Fox, has gone quiet.

Something happened to Fox during the making of the movie, which has put a sizable dent in her career, as she began to change around that time. Audiences were turned off by her arrogant, conceited off set conduct and vicious quotes. She began behaving like the lowest common denominator.

The Judiciary Report warned about actors taking on such dark roles, as it can have a terrible psychological effect, even turning some suicidal. Shortly after, Fox started confessing to mental problems.

After hanging out with the reckless Hollywood cult set you've been involved with and filming such a sick film, it was bound to happen.

Fox took on a sick movie role, penned by degenerate Diablo Cody, where her character professes to be the undead, possessed by a killer demon, who worships Satan and kills teenage boys. There's nothing funny about that, as it is vile.

Now, you wonder why your brain has gone schizo and you are suffering from emotional problems, rendering you one of the meanest actresses in Hollywood.

This website is of the belief that certain types of films should not be made, as the collateral damage to actors and viewers, is too costly.

Films such as "Jennifer's Body" "Hostel" and "Saw" to name a few, are grotesque and psychologically disturbing, providing no positive contribution to society.

Frankly, the aforementioned films are disgusting and abominable. Filmmakers should be more mindful of their audiences when they make such depraved rubbish.

Then, some wonder about strange stories on the news of kids going to detention centers and prisons for the criminally insane, for committing unusually vicious killings and mutilations.

Fox Plays Down Fox Flop

20th Century Fox + Megan Fox = Flop Megan Fox 20th Century Fox is playing down the stupendous bomb that is Megan Fox's first starring film "Jennifer's Body." Megan Fox pictured in still from "Jennifer's Body" According to Deadline Hollywood's Nikki Finke, a Fox executive emailed her stating the film only cost $16,000,000 to make and is the last from the Fox Atomic subsidiary. True enough. However, said executive is deliberately being delusional about marketing costs, which hit $30,000,000 for the Fox flop. This film cost Fox in excess of $46,000,000, as there are other fees to come, yet opened with the lowest estimate offered, which was $6,800,000. Michael Bay and Megan Fox This proves what the Judiciary Report stated a week prior to the opening of "Jennifer's Body" - Megan Fox is not instrumental to the success of "Transformers." It is "Transformers" that is instrumental to the success of Megan Fox. As the Judiciary Report stated she is only in "Transformers" as "eye candy." I would be genuinely surprised if her career lasts more than another few years. She cannot carry a film on her own. The only thing Fox has been slick about is turning herself into Angelina Jolie jr. The cosmetic nose, teeth and lip work, got her a lot of attention. Megan Fox (left) Josh Duhamel (right) Side Bar: Here's a little bit of set information for you. Megan Fox has a thing for Josh Duhamel. Yes, she wants that.

Megan Fox’s Macabre Movie Bombs

Megan Fox in her standard valley girl voice: Like, what do you mean it bombed!

Proud as a peacock Megan Fox was shunned by North American moviegoers at the box office this weekend.

Her latest film titled “Jennifer’s Body” bombed in a massive way. The horror comedy played in over 2,700 theaters, received a significant amount of publicity, yet only made $2.7 million dollars on its first day of release. It is expected to earn just $8 million for the weekend, costing the studio tens of millions in losses.

The film is on track to debut at #5. The true source of horror and comedy from this dud clearly comes from its box office numbers.

For nearly two months, this website and its feeds, distributed to many, ripped this piece of cinematic garbage, released on the back of the Transformers sequel.

To go from “Transformers” which is considered a family movie to “Jennifer’s Body” - a no class, devilish, disturbed, debased horror flick with nasty sexual references, is a poor choice for Fox’s core audience of impressionable youth, which this site refused to co-sign.

Not to mention, as pointed out last month on this web site, “Jennifer’s Body” is a complete rip-off of the film “Carrie.”

Fox has taken on an unmerited arrogance over the course of the last year, demolishing her image with a series of terrible interviews, where she simply furnished the world with too much information of the worst kind.

I read a quote from her on a mainstream site, where she stated in third person, something along the lines of, “When guys wanna hang out with you cause your bada**” - speaking of herself. Who says stuff like that.

Currently, she is bar none, the most arrogant, conceited and ungracious actress in the mainstream. She has been strutting all over the industry with the cockiness of a boxer, trying to psych out an opponent. Well, moviegoers called her bluff with a TKO.

She whored herself out for “Jennifer’s Body” and it still turned out to be a box office flop. It takes more than looks to sell a film.

"Jennifer's Body" Is A "Carrie" Reboot Pt. 2

Vile!

This is a follow up to yesterday's article, Jennifer's Body" Is A "Carrie" Reboot, where I stated it is a rip-off of the preexisting film "Carrie" starring Sissy Spacek.

I did a brief search online for some info and stumbled across an article featuring the writer of "Jennifer's Body" a woman named, Diablo Cody. It turns out "Carrie" is listed as one of her top ten favorite films. So, can we take it you are going to rip-off the other nine films on the list.

writer Diablo Cody and actress Megan Fox

"10. Carrie in "Carrie" (Sissy Spacek): This girl geek doesn't just turn the tables — she upends the entire fri**in' prom. When one of Carrie's tormenters gets clocked with a fire hose, it's one of the best "h*** yeah!" moments in cinema history. And somehow Spacek made a bucket of red corn syrup look like haute couture."

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"Jennifer's Body" Is A "Carrie" Reboot

writer Diablo Cody and actress (LOL) Megan Fox

While reading the entertainment news today, being the film buff I am, it dawned on me, Megan Fox's forthcoming weird, twisted film "Jennifer's Body" is just an unauthorized reboot of the film "Carrie."

The 1976 movie "Carrie" was about a female high school virgin, taunted by classmates, who goes on a devilish rampage, killing people at her school.

Megan Fox, in what is thought to be a prom scene, looks like actress Cissy Spacek in "Carrie" during the scene she wears a white dress to the prom and starts killing people, getting their blood on her dress.

Either way, both films are sick and here's hoping this new Fox film doesn't give any teens inspiration to pull a mimic, much like a certain bit of entertainment motivated the Columbine killers.