Lamar Odom Had Chicken And Watermelon In His Room When He Overdosed

Lamar Odom and wife Khloe Kardashian

I know Lamar Odom is on life support after overdosing on crack cocaine, fake Viagra and alcohol, while adulterously having sex with two ho, er, prostitutes. However, being the black person I am, my heart broke when photos were released of his room at the brothel and lo and behold, the fridge had chicken and watermelon in it.

Fridge at Lamar Odom's room in the brothel

 

Could you be anymore stereotypical, Lamar. People love inappropriately making jokes about black people loving chicken and watermelon and it's racist (but yea, seriously though, we do like chicken and watermelon LOL). Now black people have to take an L, because of Lamar and that fridge.
  
Side Bar: Oh and guess what Lamar was drinking - Cognac. Rappers are always rapping about Cognac.

Side Bar 2: White people need to stop pretending. KFC is always full of white people too (LOL).

Side Bar: In all seriousness, do not follow Lamar's example of illegal drug use and messing with prostitutes. Look what it has done to his life and health.

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Black Family Arrested For Pulling Guns On Fast Food Staff For Forgetting To Put Chicken Wings In Their Order

Why My People, Why!

File this one under black crimes. Sometimes you read a headline regarding crime and don't even have to guess the color of the perpetrators. This is one of those times. A black father and son, Antonius Hart Sr. and Antonius Hart Jr., went to Pirtle's Chicken in Memphis, Tennessee. On their way home they realized the fast food restaurant forgot to put the chicken wings they paid for in their order.

Antonius Hart Sr. and Antonius Hart Jr.

Needless to say, they turned right around and drove all the way back to the restaurant. The Harts pulled out AK-47s, yes, AK-47s and pointed them at the staff of the restaurant, demanding the chicken they ordered and paid, in addition to additional chicken as compensation. I have no words for this. First an Elvis impersonator in Memphis mails the president ricin and now this. Memphis is getting gansta.

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I Know I'm Wrong For This But Doesn't Lil Wayne Look Like...

Warning: video contains cringe worthy profanity

Young Money rapper Lil Wayne was recently released from the hospital, after a series of serious seizures, due to the illegal street drug "sizzurp." Wayne made a video and released it to the public, thanking people for their prayers and support. Wayne has been trying to downplay the incident. Dude stop lying. You know you saw "the white light" (LOL). Trying to play it off like nothing happened. You know when you were in the hospital you heard "(See You At The) Crossroads" playing in the background. And this point, you guys really shouldn't expect more from me and this column.

Lil Wayne (top) Bernie (bottom)

In looking at the still photo for the video he released, all I could think was Wayne looks like the dead guy from "Weekend At Bernies" - a film about a man who died and his friends kept propping him up and dragging him around everywhere, trying to make people think he was still alive.

Lil Wayne and his friend TI (top) Bernie and his friends (bottom)

Yes, I know I'm wrong for that, but I'm just kidding. However, when Wayne is back to full health, I'm going to start clowning him over what he said about the Miami Heat. Take your vitamins Wayne, because it's going to be on like Donkey Kong over those Heat comments...

Side Bar: notice the comment in the video above about wanting to go to a barbeque. Black people and chicken are inseparable. Recently, a driver came to pick me and my mom up and I was eating lunch and wouldn't you know it, it was chicken (pure coincidence *wink*). The driver, who is a nice man, was white and there I was with a chicken wing in my hand thinking this is not going to help the stereotype at all about black people and chicken (LOL). But he was nice and jokingly asked why I didn't bring him any.

With The Way Black People Love Chicken...

 

Big Bird 

Thought of the day: with the way black people love and consume chicken, it's a wonder they are not on the endangered species list. I'm black, so I can make that joke. White people reading the site, a heads up, you can laugh at the joke, but don't repeat it.

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Flavor Flav Ripped Off KFC

KFC

Rapper and reality TV star, Flavor Flav, has ripped off KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken) with his own fast food restaurant launched this month, FFC (Flavor's Fried Chicken). How unoriginal and disgraceful. No word from Kentucky Fried Chicken, regarding how they view the blatant trademark and copyright infringement.

FFC rather than KFC

Not only are the restaurants' names and logo very similar, infringing KFC's trademark, the menus are virtually the same. To add insult to injury, Flavor Flav unwisely opened it right next door to a KFC. Would it not have been more honorable and decent to have bought a KFC franchise than to have broken the law in completely ripping them off.

A portion of FFC's menu

This is very similar to the film "Coming To America" where "McDonalds" was ripped off by a restaurant named "McDowells." The rip off replicated "McDonalds" to the tee, but crazily claimed they are different because the former has "The golden arches" whereas "McDowells" has the "the golden arcs." However, it was still the exact same restaurant, just a similar new name.

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Justin Bieber Promotes PETA

Justin Bieber for PETA

16-year-old singing sensation, Justin Bieber, has done a heartwarming ad for PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals). The Bieber is encouraging pet adoption, which is nice. Aww! Isn't he sweet.

The Judiciary Report is active on this front as well and has joined PETA too, but the clandestine version of it on the internet, known as People Eating Tasty Animals. Because it's, "Finger licking good." It's good to help chickens into a frying pan. Cluck, cluck!

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Thousands Of Dead Birds In Arkansas = Bill Clinton

Bill Clinton

Thousands of dead birds have mysteriously fallen from the sky in former U.S. President Bill Clinton's home state of Arkansas. Scientists don't know what to make of it, but I do. Now pay attention closely. You know Clinton A/K/A "Bubba" who is white, is considered the first black President of the United States, due to his negro-like behavior (playing the saxophone, eating at McDonalds...a lot and opening an office in Harlem).

http://www.hulu.com/watch/4169/saturday-night-live-clinton-at-mcdonalds

You also know black people love chicken (white people reading the site, don’t repeat that joke). So, maybe Bubba got a little peckish and wanted a snack. Either that or another Arkansas institution, Wal-Mart, is having a sale on chicken (their prices are suspiciously low). I hope I've clarified this environmental mystery for you. You're welcome. Do you see what happens when you open your mind.

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