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Showing posts with label animals. Show all posts
Showing posts with label animals. Show all posts
Tuesday, March 10, 2015
When Lions Attack (Video)
Saturday, December 22, 2012
Justin Bieber In Trouble With Animal Rights Group For Giving Away His Hamster
Justin Bieber and his former pet hamster Pac
Hamster: If I hear him sing "Baby" one more time I’m
gonna bite this dude!
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Tuesday, October 9, 2012
Doesn't This Remind You Of Pop Singer Lady Gaga...
Axolotl (left, just in case you got confused) and Lady Gaga
(Photo Credit: John P. Clare)
Doesn't the animal the Axolotl remind you of Lady GaGa. Same
facial expression, same hair. I rest my case.
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Friday, August 31, 2012
Movie Review: Blue Whale (Kim Kardashian)
Title: Blue Whale
Year Of Release: 2012
Review Date: August 31, 2012
Rating: PG
Running time: 60 minutes
Box Office Gross: N/A
Site Rating: 5 out of 10 stars
The documentary "Blue Whale" was something else. I
learned a few things. For instance, did you know that whales have willies (it
looks like a long tongue). I did not know this, nor did I think to inquire. The
whales mating process in this documentary is quite graphic. Five male whales
had sex with one female whale (bimbo).
Technically this documentary was whale porn and the
cameraman really had no business getting that close during this segment. They
don't even tell you the scene is coming. Oh, the carnage. This documentary
scarred me a bit. I didn't know what to make of it. The female whale having sex
with five male whales was the human equivalent of Kim Kardashian.
Wednesday, August 1, 2012
Movie Review: Zookeeper (Celluloid Film Review)
Title: Zookeeper
Year Of Release: 2011
Review Date: July 31, 2012
Rating: PG
Running time: 101 minutes
Box Office Gross: $169,852,759
Site Rating: 1 out of 10
stars
"Zookeeper" is the 2011 CGI film starring actors Kevin James and Sylvester
Stallone. The film is about a reluctant zookeeper, who can communicate with
animals, in a tale that is often corny and over the top. They play on the
cuteness of the animals to carry the movie...
For the rest of this movie review please visit: http://www.celluloidfilmreview.com/zookeeper.htm
Thursday, July 26, 2012
The 2012 Olympic Opening Ceremony In London Aims To Dazzle The World
London 2012
Initially, some in London were worried when they heard about Boyle's natural concept for the $50,000,000 show featuring sheep, among other animals. I know I thought to myself, "Sheep? Really? The sheep better have fireworks coming out of their butts" (Just teasing). Though, that could get messy (scientifically speaking, sheep and fireworks don't mix).
A model of the London 2012 Olympic opening ceremony
titled "Green and Pleasant Land"
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Friday, June 15, 2012
Some Kids Just Can't Catch A Break (Funny Photos)
Kids and animals are sometimes a good mix. Other
times it is just downright funny. In the first photo a young boy is seen trying
to toss a cat into a swimming pool, but things didn't go as planned.
In the second photo, a dog gains the upper hand,
over a persistent little boy, who proves you can't keep a good (little) man
down.
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Wednesday, December 21, 2011
Kim Kardashian Says Reality Shows To Go On For Years
What Has The World Done To Deserve This
The Kardashian Christmas Card...looks nothing like Christmas! And why is Kourtney's butt bigger than her baby all of a sudden. Uh, check out milk dud in the back posing like he is in GQ (milk dud = bald black guy).
Attention seeker Kim Kardashian stated this week that her reality shows featuring members of her family could go on for years. Not if I have anything to do with it. To continue to inflict these terrible reality shows on the nation and the world is cruel and unusual punishment, forbidden by the Constitution and as such should be branded a form of torture.
Kim Kardashian looking not so amused after the public turned on her for dumping her husband after 72-days of marriage. For those of you that do not know the expression a person gets when a sinister plan blows up in their face, Kim is sporting that look right now.
I have a better idea. Here's my idea for a new reality show: gather all the stars from irritating reality shows and drop them in a pit of alligators or tank of sharks and whoever survives...gets electrocuted. You have to cover all your bases. Too violent? Okay, in stead of a pit of alligators, how about a cauldron of crocodiles (after the first bite the animals would die of silicone poisoning).
Wednesday, October 19, 2011
Conrad Murray's Defense Team Tested The Drug Propofol On Dogs For The Michael Jackson Case
Conrad Murray and his defense attorneys in court
The defense team of Dr. Conrad Murray, the physician of the late entertainer, Michael Jackson, who died of a pharmaceutical drug overdose under his care, is in hot water with animal rights groups, for testing the potent anesthetic Propofol on dogs, in preparation for their case.
Not a photo from the experiment (Photo Credit: Drdoolittle/Photobucket)
The Beagle breed was used as their test subjects. Jackson was an animal lover and so is his family. Any animal lovers on the jury during Murray's involuntary manslaughter trial will not be amused at this news, as the entire experiment seems so unnecessary. I don't know why the defense and Dr. Murray thought this would help their case.
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Saturday, October 1, 2011
Celluloid Film Review: The Fantastic Mr. Fox
Title: The Fantastic Mr. Fox
Year Of Release: 2009
Review Date: September 30, 2011
Rating: PG
Running time: 87 minutes
Box Office Gross: $46,471,023
Site Rating: 1 out of 10 stars
"The Fantastic Mr. Fox" starring George Clooney, is possibly one of the most boring animated films I have ever seen. I couldn't wait for it to finish. "Mr. Fox" is the story of a thieving fox that steals food from farmers (right up Hollywood's alley). When the farmers figure out what is transpiring and try to kill Fox and his cohorts, they flee underground. Much more could have been done with this film that was adapted from a children's novel, as the movie was dull and the animation chintzy.
Thursday, June 30, 2011
Movie Review - Ice Age 3
Title: Ice Age 3
Year Of Release: 2009
Review Date: June 30, 2011
Rating: G
Running time: 94 minutes
Box Office Gross: $886,686,817
Site Rating: 3 out of 10 stars
"Ice Age 3" is the animated film about a couple of elephants preparing for the birth of their newborn that is on the way. Other animals in their pride help as well. However, Sid, a sniveling, trouble prone animal in the pride, who is a friend of elephants, gets broody and decides to steal the eggs of another, wanting to be a parent as well (he must be related to Madonna snatching people’s kids like that).
Little does Sid know, he stole dinosaur eggs and the mother, a Tyrannosaurus, was coming after him with a vengeance. Sid brings terrible trouble on the entire herd with his act of theft in disturbing the Tyrannosaurus and her set. "Ice Age 3" was an engaging film that many kids found entertaining. In short, if you have kids, this movie will keep them relatively quiet for 94 minutes.
Saturday, April 23, 2011
The Aflac Duck vs. The Geico Lizard
Lizard/Gecko
It is time to ponder more of the pressing, serious mysteries of life, especially those that impact the economy. If the Aflac duck and the Geico lizard got into a fight, who would win. While the Geico lizard is little, he is fast and agile, whereas the Aflac duck basically hovers. I say the lizard could get in a few punches, then run away. What was the purpose of this article, you ask? I don't know either.
Thursday, January 20, 2011
Justin Bieber Promotes PETA
Justin Bieber for PETA
16-year-old singing sensation, Justin Bieber, has done a heartwarming ad for PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals). The Bieber is encouraging pet adoption, which is nice. Aww! Isn't he sweet.
The Judiciary Report is active on this front as well and has joined PETA too, but the clandestine version of it on the internet, known as People Eating Tasty Animals. Because it's, "Finger licking good." It's good to help chickens into a frying pan. Cluck, cluck!
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Wednesday, October 20, 2010
Russian Traffic Cops Flee Wolf Attack
Russian traffic cops doing routine stops, were confronted by a pack of unusual motorists - a group of wolves that decided to use the main highway at night. Maybe they were in a rush to go somewhere, because they were, "Hungry Like The Wolf." Ok, yes, that was cheesy, but you try writing about a story like this (kidding).
Friday, August 20, 2010
Irate Bull Crowd Surfs In Spain
Bull Bullies Crowd In Spain
An agitated bull, took matters into his own hands and leapt a guard rail in a packed stadium, injuring 20 people. Thankfully no one was killed, but it is amazing to watch the sheer force behind these animals. They are not dumb creatures, as some would contend. The bull assessed its surroundings and spotted an object to leap on, in order to make its way into the crowd.
Thursday, June 17, 2010
Just One Sting And I'll Be King
Prince Harry trying to take out Prince William
Prince Harry Windsor of England, tried to sting his brother, Prince William, second in line to the throne, with a snake (bite). LOL that's not what happened. The two were joking around in Africa, whilst holding a massive snake, under the careful eye of its tamer.
William to Harry: put the snake down or I'll tell Granny!
In short, Prince Charles, first in line to the throne, better make a run for it if he sees Prince Harry approaching him with a snake and a tape measure tied around his head for a crown fitting. It can only mean one thing (kidding).
Thursday, February 25, 2010
Killer Whale Kills Trainer At Florida Seaworld
Killer Whale Indeed
A killer whale lived up to his name and reputation today, in the death of his trainer, Dawn Brancheau, 40. Tillikum the Killer Whale, killed a trainer and a park visitor in the past, yet was deemed safe for shows at Seaworld in Orlando, Florida. This decision cost Brancheau her life.
The whale most likely got tired of the show. There is a danger in taming wild animals, as they are instinctive, territorial and dislike being told what to do.
The Judiciary Report realizes trainers love their animals, but when one has such a distinct history for murder, the mammal should not be accessible to any human.
SeaWorld Trainer Killed By Whale ID'd
UPDATED: 7:13 pm EST February 24, 2010 - A sheriff's official said Dawn Brancheau, 40, was the trainer who was killed. Emergency personnel were called to the park just after 2 p.m. and found a person dead, according to Orange County Fire Rescue spokesman John Mulhall.
The Orange County Sheriff's Office said deputies responded to the theme park after receiving a call that an employee had been attacked and injured in the "killer whale tank" in front of an audience.
Brancheau was a senior trainer at the theme park. She was pronounced dead at the park after being pulled from the tank, the sheriff's office said...
Witness Victoria Biniak said she saw the deadly incident from a viewing area.
"The trainer was explaining different things about the whale and then the trainer that was down there walked away from the window. Then Telly (the whale) took off really fast in the tank and he came back, shot up in the air, grabbed the trainer by the waist and started thrashing (her) around," Biniak said. "He was thrashing her around pretty good. It was violent."
Biniak said the attack was so violent that it caused the trainer's shoe to fly off...
http://www.clickorlando.com
Thursday, February 4, 2010
Man Kills Parrot Over NASCAR
"Polly want a"...bullet
A few weeks ago, on January 9. 2010, in the article Harry Reid Called Obama A Light-Skinned Negro the Judiciary Report warned white people take their NASCAR very seriously:
"Didn't I warn white people not to use the word "Negro." It's like black people joking about white people loving NASCAR - you just don't do it (kidding)."
Today, there was a report in the news regarding a man that shot his parrot for making too much noise during a NASCAR race he was watching on the TV. Apparently, that parrot didn't read this Column.
NASCAR Lover Dennis Zeglin Killed Pet Parrot for Interrupting Race, Beer
February 3, 2010 10:21 AM - MORRISTOWN, N.J. (CBS/ AP) - A New Jersey man stands accused of shooting and killing the pet bird with a BB gun because he was maddened by the animal, and the noise it was making, while he was watching a NASCAR race on TV.
Dennis Zeglin, of Randolph, was indicted on an animal cruelty charge by a Morris County grand jury Tuesday. The charge carries a maximum penalty of five years in prison and a $15,000 fine.
Monday, January 4, 2010
PETA Harassing Michael Vick Over Award
Michael Vick
American football player Michael Vick paid his debt to society, when he served time for animal cruelty and illegal gambling, yet PETA irrationally continues to harass him over past misdeeds. This week, PETA voiced its opposition to Vick winning an award for courage.
It’s very hypocritical that PETA is coming down on Vick, who deserves a second chance and has the right to rebuild his life, when they as an organization, have killed more dogs than he did. It was discovered recently, PETA put 100,000 dogs to death in a short space of time.
Michael Vick Given Courage Award, PETA Hates on Him... Again
By Quibian Salazar-Moreno on Dec 30th 2009 12:15PM - Although Michael Vick hasn't been playing as much as he wants for the Philadelphia Eagles, his teammates sure think highly of him. Last week the team voted and awarded Vick the Ed Block Courage Award, an annual award given by each NFL team in memory of the former Baltimore Colts trainer. The award is usually given to a player who has overcome a major injury or some other insurmountable difficulty to contribute to the team. Of course, PETA is pissed.
"The Philadelphia Eagles fumbled when they gave Michael Vick the Ed Block Courage Award, which was named after a man who advocated in behalf of abused children," PETA said in a statement. "Michael Vick should not be the person anyone points to as a model of sportsmanship, even though he has now exchanged dogs for touchdowns after serving time for extreme cruelty to animals. We wish him well in educating others, but this is not appropriate and does not mark a joyous moment in NFL history."
Regardless of PETA's opinions, Vick has not only been a positive presence in the locker room, but he's also continuing to talk to kids about the mistakes he's made and the proper way to treat animals. And Vick's happy that his team has taken notice of his hard work...
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