Lamar Odom Had Chicken And Watermelon In His Room When He Overdosed

Lamar Odom and wife Khloe Kardashian

I know Lamar Odom is on life support after overdosing on crack cocaine, fake Viagra and alcohol, while adulterously having sex with two ho, er, prostitutes. However, being the black person I am, my heart broke when photos were released of his room at the brothel and lo and behold, the fridge had chicken and watermelon in it.

Fridge at Lamar Odom's room in the brothel

 

Could you be anymore stereotypical, Lamar. People love inappropriately making jokes about black people loving chicken and watermelon and it's racist (but yea, seriously though, we do like chicken and watermelon LOL). Now black people have to take an L, because of Lamar and that fridge.
  
Side Bar: Oh and guess what Lamar was drinking - Cognac. Rappers are always rapping about Cognac.

Side Bar 2: White people need to stop pretending. KFC is always full of white people too (LOL).

Side Bar: In all seriousness, do not follow Lamar's example of illegal drug use and messing with prostitutes. Look what it has done to his life and health.

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Big Bird Gives Barack Obama The Bird

...For Using Him In TV Ads Without Permission

Big Bird: Talk to the hand, Obama!

Beloved "Sesame Street" character Big Bird has had enough of the 2012 presidential election. First, Mitt Romney threatened to fire him (LOL) now Obama is exploiting him in political ads, as poll numbers are swinging in his aforementioned rival's favor.

Obama to Big Bird: shut up or I'll rendition you!

What's next? KFC gonna threaten to fry him up (LOL I won't object). The bad economy is putting everyone in a bad mood. America is getting gansta to the point not even Big Bird is safe. Hang in there Big Bird. Keep shaking your tail feather.

Mitt Romney: Big Bird and Obama are fighting haha!

Reps for "Sesame Street" distanced themselves from the Obama ads that made it seem like they endorsed him, "We have approved no campaign ads, and as is our general practice, have requested that the ad be taken down. Sesame Workshop is a nonpartisan, nonprofit organization and we do not endorse candidates or participate in political campaigns."

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Michelle Obama Lectures Gold Medalist Gabby Douglas About Fast Food But What About President Obama

Note 8-16-12: in this article yesterday, I wrote the word "crisps" instead of "chips." I knew better, but was rushing to finish the column on time. Sorry for the typo.

 

First Lady Michelle Obama and Gabby Douglas on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno

U.S. First Lady, Michelle Obama, lectured gold medal winning gymnast, Gabby Douglas, because she treated herself to food at McDonalds after her extraordinary win (it seems quite a few of the athletes like it, as gold medal winning sprinter Usain Bolt appears to be in love with their Chicken McNuggets - they really need to give him an endorsement deal). But I digress...

There's a phrase that goes "Charity begins at home." The Judiciary Report is also of the belief preaching begins at home. As stated before, President Barack Obama only eats healthy food in the presence of his wife, Mrs. Obama. However, when her back is turned, it's on. May I point to the evidence:

Exhibit A: Here the president is scene demolishing what appears to be a chicken leg (I can't tell anymore because he's destroyed it) like it is going out of style (that bird didn't have a chance):

Exhibit B: In this picture, the president is seen inhaling a piece of pizza like his life depended on it:

Exhibit C: Oh and here the president is attempting to fit half of a hamburger in his mouth like Fred Flintstone:

Exhibit D: I'm not even sure what that is, it could be pancakes loaded with syrup, but whatever it is, it is gone: 

Exhibit E: Let's not forget about dessert:   

 

And do notice, Mrs. Obama isn't in any of these pictures. I rest my case. By the way, is Obama's obsession with fast food really healthy (*look of condescension*). Oh, the hypocrisy of some people (*writer says while biting into a delicious, crispy KFC chicken wing*). What was I talking about again? The chicken wing distracted me.

Side Bar: You notice a lot of the athletes at the Olympics were having fast food cravings they had to postpone until winning. There's Bolt with the McNuggets. Jessica Ennis made dash for the fries (chips) after her race. The Brown-Lee brothers were talking about devouring pizza and fries (chips).

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Flavor Flav Ripped Off KFC

KFC

Rapper and reality TV star, Flavor Flav, has ripped off KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken) with his own fast food restaurant launched this month, FFC (Flavor's Fried Chicken). How unoriginal and disgraceful. No word from Kentucky Fried Chicken, regarding how they view the blatant trademark and copyright infringement.

FFC rather than KFC

Not only are the restaurants' names and logo very similar, infringing KFC's trademark, the menus are virtually the same. To add insult to injury, Flavor Flav unwisely opened it right next door to a KFC. Would it not have been more honorable and decent to have bought a KFC franchise than to have broken the law in completely ripping them off.

A portion of FFC's menu

This is very similar to the film "Coming To America" where "McDonalds" was ripped off by a restaurant named "McDowells." The rip off replicated "McDonalds" to the tee, but crazily claimed they are different because the former has "The golden arches" whereas "McDowells" has the "the golden arcs." However, it was still the exact same restaurant, just a similar new name.

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