Michelle Obama Lectures Gold Medalist Gabby Douglas About Fast Food But What About President Obama

Note 8-16-12: in this article yesterday, I wrote the word "crisps" instead of "chips." I knew better, but was rushing to finish the column on time. Sorry for the typo.

 

First Lady Michelle Obama and Gabby Douglas on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno

U.S. First Lady, Michelle Obama, lectured gold medal winning gymnast, Gabby Douglas, because she treated herself to food at McDonalds after her extraordinary win (it seems quite a few of the athletes like it, as gold medal winning sprinter Usain Bolt appears to be in love with their Chicken McNuggets - they really need to give him an endorsement deal). But I digress...

There's a phrase that goes "Charity begins at home." The Judiciary Report is also of the belief preaching begins at home. As stated before, President Barack Obama only eats healthy food in the presence of his wife, Mrs. Obama. However, when her back is turned, it's on. May I point to the evidence:

Exhibit A: Here the president is scene demolishing what appears to be a chicken leg (I can't tell anymore because he's destroyed it) like it is going out of style (that bird didn't have a chance):

Exhibit B: In this picture, the president is seen inhaling a piece of pizza like his life depended on it:

Exhibit C: Oh and here the president is attempting to fit half of a hamburger in his mouth like Fred Flintstone:

Exhibit D: I'm not even sure what that is, it could be pancakes loaded with syrup, but whatever it is, it is gone: 

Exhibit E: Let's not forget about dessert:   

 

And do notice, Mrs. Obama isn't in any of these pictures. I rest my case. By the way, is Obama's obsession with fast food really healthy (*look of condescension*). Oh, the hypocrisy of some people (*writer says while biting into a delicious, crispy KFC chicken wing*). What was I talking about again? The chicken wing distracted me.

Side Bar: You notice a lot of the athletes at the Olympics were having fast food cravings they had to postpone until winning. There's Bolt with the McNuggets. Jessica Ennis made dash for the fries (chips) after her race. The Brown-Lee brothers were talking about devouring pizza and fries (chips).

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Halderman has been the producer of the CBS program “48 Hours Mystery” for the past 27-years. The network suspended him pending the criminal case.

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For some reason, he needed to make a large amount of money in a relatively short space of time and saw Letterman as the method to do so.

Apparently, Robert Halderman, anonymously demanded $2,000,000 from Letterman to keep quiet about his affairs with members of his staff. Yes, that would be embarrassing for the women involved.

Halderman, who threatened to write a screenplay about Letterman's extramarital affairs, if the comedian didn't pay up, faces 15-years in prison.

Are you guys sure you have the right guy and it wasn’t comedian Jay Leno. You know how those celebrity rivalries can be (joking).

Side Bar: this guy wasn’t very smart with his extortion bid. Everyone knows real extortionists go to the tabloids.

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Letterman unraveled the sordid story his way Thursday night, with humor, honesty and self-effacement. He may have endeared himself to some fans, but his likeability has been thrown into jeopardy. Reaction poured in Friday across the Web.

In the comments sections of YouTube videos, the dialogue was two-sided as some came to Letterman's defense, while others were critical of him.

Various jokes used Letterman's production company for a pun: "Dave, keep your `World Wide Pants' on." Some called him a "pervert." Others applauded Letterman for taking responsibility and "manning-up" to the alleged extortionist.

Similar lines were drawn on Twitter, where Letterman was one of the most tweeted-about subjects. He evoked both sympathy and disgust.

Referring to Thursday's studio audience, which laughed through parts of Letterman's somewhat comical telling of the story, New York Times columnist David Carr tweeted: "Aw, now Letterman is his own punchline. Yuck."...

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