Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Jay-Z Proclaims Himself The New King Of Pop

Jay-Z

Delusional rapper, Jay-Z, has distastefully proclaimed himself the new "king of pop" within months of singer Michael Jackson’s death from a drug overdose. He wish.

Jay-Z is making said erroneous, inflated claims, on fraudulent record sales procured via fraud, by way of a Soundscan scam and payola he employs, to keep his music in constant rotation, which greatly contributes to chart positioning. But history will correct itself…

“I feel fantastic about turning 40, I’m in a great place, got a fantastic album, my eleventh number one which beats Elvis, so I’m feeling like the king of pop" - Jay-Z