My friend's adorable 5-year-old nephew laid down the law regarding his aunt. He went to her room and asked her for some cereal. She told him he knows where it is and to go ahead and pour some in the kitchen.
Clearly not amused by the lack of service in the establishment, his aunt's house, he kindly informed her, "Do you want me to call child services on you!" (LOL he got you and if you know what's good for you, you better go get his cereal). These kids today aren't playing.
Much like a few weeks ago we were all out to dinner and he decided to cut loose. His dad told him to behave. Little man looked at his dad, declined and simply stated, "You wouldn't beat me in public." Meanwhile I'm sitting there thinking, "Your daddy is black, oh yes he would. Run! (haha)"