Lindsay Lohan
A U.S. Judge has ordered that fallen former child star, Lindsay Lohan, 23, must appear in court or face certain jail time, for failing to complete alcohol education classes at the frequency and in the manner in which it was instructed, as apart of her probation for driving under the influence.
Cannes
Lohan clearly thinks it is a joke and has cast off her responsibilities to go partying in Cannes, France, under the guise of promoting a non-existent film on the late porn star turned Christian, Linda Lovelace. Lohan will not do this film justice if it gets off the ground.
