Showing posts with label nervous breakdown. Show all posts
Showing posts with label nervous breakdown. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Justin Bieber Has A Meltdown And Poses Nude With Caption 'It's My D**k In A Guitar' (Photos)


Justin Bieber (Photo redacted by the Judiciary Report)

Justin Bieber is cracking up y'all and it's sad. For months the public has witnessed Bieber engage in erratic behavior that has resulted in legal cases of a civil and criminal nature being opened against him. Some chalked it up to puberty, but more and more it is becoming painfully clear, Bieber is having a meltdown.


This week, the 19-year-old pop singer, posted photos of himself butt naked whilst holding a guitar with the caption, "It's my d**k in a guitar." Bieber is mimicking singer Justin Timberlake's spoof song "D**k In A Box" but the latter kept his clothes on while performing the crude ditty.

When people have a mental breakdown, they sometimes take their clothes off in public situations, which is inappropriate. Bieber actually posted these photos. Years ago, fellow pop star, Britney Spears, deliberately started exposing her private parts for the cameras in public settings, when she started becoming mentally ill.

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

JetBlue Captain Goes Berserk About Bombs During Flight And Is Restrained By Passengers

Can You Say Lawsuit

Jetblue airplane captain went AWOL during a flight from Las Vegas to New York. The captain had a mental breakdown, snapped and started screaming about bombs, terrorism and Al Qaeda, which forced the passengers to lock him out of the cockpit and restrain him, lest he accidentally crash the plane.

All I know is I could not have been on that flight. I would be so ticked. You make me late or crash the plane into the ocean, you won't have to worry about sharks or Al Qaeda, because Aisha will get you:

a.) For getting my hair wet after it took me 1 hour to blow dry and style it in the morning (as Ace Ventura would say "No one messes with the do")

b.) For getting my beloved laptop wet - another no no

c.) For getting my suede lined bag wet

News choppers flying over head would report, "An irate black woman was seen beating the captain for ruining her hairstyle, laptop and purse. She was heard yelling, 'All you had to do was fly the plane straight!' He seems to require police protection."

I'm kidding.

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