JetBlue Captain Goes Berserk About Bombs During Flight And Is Restrained By Passengers

Can You Say Lawsuit

Jetblue airplane captain went AWOL during a flight from Las Vegas to New York. The captain had a mental breakdown, snapped and started screaming about bombs, terrorism and Al Qaeda, which forced the passengers to lock him out of the cockpit and restrain him, lest he accidentally crash the plane.

All I know is I could not have been on that flight. I would be so ticked. You make me late or crash the plane into the ocean, you won't have to worry about sharks or Al Qaeda, because Aisha will get you:

a.) For getting my hair wet after it took me 1 hour to blow dry and style it in the morning (as Ace Ventura would say "No one messes with the do")

b.) For getting my beloved laptop wet - another no no

c.) For getting my suede lined bag wet

News choppers flying over head would report, "An irate black woman was seen beating the captain for ruining her hairstyle, laptop and purse. She was heard yelling, 'All you had to do was fly the plane straight!' He seems to require police protection."

I'm kidding.

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Steven Slater...maybe able to plead insanity with that picture

Steven Slater, the gay JetBlue flight attendant that flipped out after a passenger accidentally hit him with a bag and profanity, has been charged with reckless endangerment and criminal mischief.

While I do not agree with the gay lifestyle, for religious reasons, dude sliding down the plane chute was so camp it made me cry from laughing too hard. I keep picturing a gay man sliding down the inflatable slide saying "wee!" Seriously, yesterday, I laughed until I cried reading about that story.

Slater's lawyer has basically admitted liability, while also blaming the passenger that provoked the incident. However, in Slater's defense, he could have argued, the passenger violated the law in disobeying flight crew's orders.

In doing so, the passenger's refusal to sit until the plane came to a complete halt, ended in Slater accidentally being hit on the head with a piece of luggage, with enough force it drew blood and caused trauma. That blow to the head really may have affected him. He went berserk, then AWOL right after.

It is clear he had a meltdown. Under the circumstances, no one deserves a prison sentence for this. However, he should be made to pay financial restitution for the chute, inconvenience to other passengers, whose flights were delayed, the police having to bring him in and for the two beers he nicked. What, he can take two beers, but on the plane they only give passengers one soda - I think not!

Dude, next time, that is if there is a next time, use your head (no, not literally like yesterday). Call security regarding unruly passengers. Do not go into meltdown mode. And remember, an airplane chute is not Six Flags.

Side Bar: one thing he should be arrested for...is that outfit (restaurant or not). Somebody call the fashion police. That shirt does not go with that hat. Someone saw "Pirates of the Caribbean" one too many times.

Note to Slater: Snooki called and she wants her tan back. Some white people are really embracing the orange movement (just kidding).

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Homo Air Rage!

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A gay, male flight attendant, Steven Slater, 39, unleashed a serious case of homo rage, on a JetBlue flight, after a passenger called him a "mother******." Apparently, Slater, had enough, after a passenger's bag accidentally hit him in the head.

Steven Slater

He grabbed the PA mic and decided to let the passengers know just what he thought of them. Slater stated over the intercom, "To the passenger who called me a 'mother******' - f*** you. I've been in the business 28 years. I've had it. That's it."

"Sashay, Chante!"

Slater then grabbed two beers, pulled the plane door's exit lever and left the aircraft, sliding down the emergency inflatable slide. He was promptly arrested by the police at his Queens home.

How does the Judiciary Report know he is gay:

1.) his photo expressions are uber camp.

2.) and this one really did it...for the win...he served as the head of JetBlue's uniform redesign committee.

Dude really needs to seek employment in a less stressful environment and undertake anger management courses. Yes, a flight attendant's job can be very taxing, but one has to keep one's composure and not take things personally.

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