Justin: but I had to pee!
Showing posts with label hockey. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hockey. Show all posts
Thursday, July 11, 2013
Justin Bieber In More Trouble For Having A Pot To Piss In
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
FBI Searching For Missing Hockey Puck Instead Of Kids
FBI Director Robert S. Mueller (left) in his hockey gear
The FBI is run by hockey fanatic, Robert S. Mueller. When the chance popped up to stick the agency's nose in the NHL, the FBI jumped at the chance, stating they are going to find a missing puck from a historic game.
This is the same FBI that tells the U.S. Congress it is short staffed and needs more taxpayer money to waste, while telling the parents of missing children to buzz off (FBI Denounced By Parents Of Missing Kids). The FBI is out searching for a hockey puck instead of missing children, when the latter is apart of their Congressional mandate and legal jurisdiction. Can you say, "losers!"
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Pronger to FBI: Don't call me about missing puck
Monday, January 31, 2011 Posted: 10:30 a.m. | Updated: 6:03 p.m. - TAMPA, Fla. – Puckgate has now moved into the theatre of the absurd, and Chris Pronger wants no part of it. The FBI wants to know what happened to Patrick Kane’s game-winning goal puck from Game 6 in last year’s Stanley Cup Final in Philadelphia.
Ross Rice, a spokesman for the FBI, told the Chicago Tribune that forensic specialists from the bureau have volunteered their time to help track down the missing jewel. ...Why would the FBI waste its time trying to recover a lost puck?...
Wednesday, June 30, 2010
The Tooth Fairy
Title: The Tooth Fairy Year Of Release: 2009 Review Date: June 30, 2010 Rating: PG-13 Running time: 102 minutes Box Office Gross: Site Rating: 2 out of 10 stars This movie went to DVD fast and for a reason - it was painfully awkward and went in so many directions you couldn't wait for it to end. Dwayne Johnson, also known as "The Roc" is a very funny comedic actor, but only when he has something to work with and this script wasn't it. He stars as, Derek Thompson, a second-tier hockey player in Lansing, Michigan, that has settled for mediocrity, after a career changing injury knocks him out of the big leagues. Due to Thompson calling himself "The Tooth Fairy" the real so-called tooth fairies, based on the childhood myth that people con their children into believing, make an appearance in his life. They force him to become a tooth fairy, with his wings and very, er, delicate blue satin suit, replete with tights, involuntarily appearing on him at the worst times. This affects Thompson's relationship with his girlfriend and his mentoring of her two children, not to mention his career. Furthermore, the presence of the word "fairy" coupled with that of a very effeminate, limp-wristed sidekick, a dude named Tracy, this film was begging for certain types of jokes to kick off at this movie's expense. "The Mighty Ducks" was a more entertaining, age appropriate hockey film that didn't try to force kids to believe in something that doesn't exist - the tooth fairy. |
Tuesday, March 2, 2010
2010 Winter Olympics
Congrats to Canada on hosting a wonderful Winter Olympics. Congrats to all who participated as well.
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