Celluloid Film Review - Alvin And The Chipmunks 3: Chipwrecked - Movie Review

Title: Alvin And The Chipmunks 3: Chipwrecked

Year Of Release: 2012

Review Date: April 28, 2012

Rating: G

Running time: 87 minutes

Box Office Gross: $338,576,745

Site Rating: 4 out of 10 stars

"Alvin And The Chipmunks 3 - Chipwrecked" is the third installment in the reboot of the franchise. As usual, annoying Alvin gets on everyone's nerves, but this time around his antics get them shipwrecked on a deserted island (save for one madwoman) with no food or water. It's amazing that one little cartoon character can get into so much trouble. 

The Chipettes are also present in this film, as with the second installment and this time around, are somewhat ghetto. They nearly beatdown a trio of women for daring to usher them off the dance floor...

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Britney Spears' Atrocious Vocals On New Song

Britney Spears sporting a fishnet weave (Photo credit: Barcroft Media)

Sony Music artist, Britney Spears, has released a salacious, derivative new song entitled "Hold It Against Me" and her vocals are atrocious. She sounds like Alvin and the Chipmunks...on helium. The track is genuinely grating and irritating. She simply cannot sing and this is what music has come to today.

The schizophrenic mother of two, continues to trot around Hollywood in odd clothes, looking like an unkempt zombie. Hardly what one would call a pop star look. However, determined to greedily make money at all costs, when she is clearly mentally ill and should not be on stage, Spears is propped up by assistants and a host of pharmaceutical meds eroding her health.

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Film Review: Alvin And The Chipmunks The Squeakquel

Title: Alvin And The Chipmunks The Squeakquel

Year Of Release: 2009

Review Date: January 31, 2009

Rating: PG

Running time: 89 minutes

Box Office Gross: $384,297,000

Alvin And The Chipmunks 2 was a mildly entertaining film that was not as good as its predecessor with half the laughs.

This time around, rather than finding fame, the Chipmunks struggled to keep it, while facing off against rivals, The Chipettes and attending high school, but not really fitting in. Well, they're not supposed to - they're Chipmunks.

The Chipmunks adoptive dad, Dave, was given a minor role in the sequel, when he did play a part in the first film's success. They changed up the formula too much and it hurt this effort.