Movie Review: Zookeeper (Celluloid Film Review)

Title: Zookeeper

Year Of Release: 2011

Review Date: July 31, 2012

Rating: PG

Running time: 101 minutes

Box Office Gross: $169,852,759 

Site Rating: 1 out of 10 stars

"Zookeeper" is the 2011 CGI film starring actors Kevin James and Sylvester Stallone. The film is about a reluctant zookeeper, who can communicate with animals, in a tale that is often corny and over the top. They play on the cuteness of the animals to carry the movie...

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Why Does Lady Gaga Like Taking Certain Kinds Of Pictures

...That Are Not Flattering

Lady Gaga

Most stars endeavor to look their best in photos. If you're Madonna, you tip the Photoshop/CGI guy a few thousand to make you look remotely human. However, singer Lady Gaga is looking like an alien in the before of a before and after shot of a makeover in her latest photos. The question is why. It doesn't make her more interesting or her music better. Her falling sales attest to that.

Celluloid Film Review - Alvin And The Chipmunks 3: Chipwrecked - Movie Review

Title: Alvin And The Chipmunks 3: Chipwrecked

Year Of Release: 2012

Review Date: April 28, 2012

Rating: G

Running time: 87 minutes

Box Office Gross: $338,576,745

Site Rating: 4 out of 10 stars

"Alvin And The Chipmunks 3 - Chipwrecked" is the third installment in the reboot of the franchise. As usual, annoying Alvin gets on everyone's nerves, but this time around his antics get them shipwrecked on a deserted island (save for one madwoman) with no food or water. It's amazing that one little cartoon character can get into so much trouble. 

The Chipettes are also present in this film, as with the second installment and this time around, are somewhat ghetto. They nearly beatdown a trio of women for daring to usher them off the dance floor...

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Celluloid Film Review: The Fantastic Mr. Fox

Title: The Fantastic Mr. Fox

Year Of Release: 2009

Review Date: September 30, 2011

Rating: PG

Running time: 87 minutes

Box Office Gross: $46,471,023

Site Rating: 1 out of 10 stars

"The Fantastic Mr. Fox" starring George Clooney, is possibly one of the most boring animated films I have ever seen. I couldn't wait for it to finish. "Mr. Fox" is the story of a thieving fox that steals food from farmers (right up Hollywood's alley). When the farmers figure out what is transpiring and try to kill Fox and his cohorts, they flee underground. Much more could have been done with this film that was adapted from a children's novel, as the movie was dull and the animation chintzy.

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Madonna - The Face Of Evil

The CGI Machine Broke

Mad-onna

These photos of fallen pop star, Madonna, with make-up, but without Photoshop, leaked to the internet and they are scary. She often has such an evil look on her face, which is definitely aging her more rapidly, due to being such a vile human being. She is constantly grimacing and scowling and it is not flattering at all.

The ironic thing is she had the gall to give out alleged "anti-aging" tips during interviews, when all can see she has not aged well. There are many beautiful stars in their 50's who are in a position to dole out such advice, but Madonna is not one of them.

Her inability to wear age appropriate and complimentary clothing is not helping matters. Dressing like a 18-year-old will only emphasize the fact one is not.

Megan vs. Megatron?

Megan Fox Mad At Michael Bay

Megan Fox and Michael Bay

Hollywood actress, Megan Fox, is mad at "Transformers" director, Michael Bay, for firing her from his film franchise that she helped to make popular. Fox's publicist tried to spin it that she quit, but Hollywood is saying she was fired.

Megatron: I will slap her little bobble head right into space. Silicone doesn't travel well at high altitudes.

A few bloggers have called for Fox to be squished by a robot, writing her out of the franchise. It would be hilarious if via the use of CGI, Megan squared off against robot Megatron and got squished like a bug, but it would also do the same to her career on even worse terms, making her a punch line in pop culture.