Showing posts with label shark. Show all posts
Showing posts with label shark. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 2, 2012

Movie Review: Dark Tide


Title: Dark Tide

Year Of Release: 2012

Review Date: September 30, 2012

Rating: PG-13

Running time: 94 minutes

Box Office Gross: $432,274

Site Rating: 5 out of 10 stars

Halle Berry stars as Kate Mathieson, a woman who swims with great white sharks, until tragedy causes her to back away from the dangerous practice. However, an offer she can't refuse leads her back into the shark infested waters of South Africa, things become dangerous again.

This movie was different from anything Berry had done before and has an indie vibe to it. She was mostly believable in the role, but at times the movie seemed to go off script and started to look like a documentary. It was aiming for "Jaws" but didn't have that epic feel.

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Paris Hilton Goes Scuba Diving

A Shark Among Sharks

Paris Hilton

Socialite, publicity seeker and one time Hilton Hotel heir, Paris Hilton, went scuba diving in Hawaii, attempting to take her minuscule mind off her pending drug case for cocaine possession. Where's a shark when you need one.

Though, the poor shark would need rehab for biting Hilton, whose body is 90% cocaine. Scientifically, I can't prove said cocaine claim, but if she gets cut, you know her blood will run white from the amount of proverbial nose candy she's ingested.

Hilton has refused to go to rehab, publicly showing off about her addiction. She was recently outed for smuggling cocaine in a Joe Camel cigarette box, she inserted into her vagina, to evade airport security.

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