Barack Obama
Journalists and political pundits are having a field day today at news only 6 people signed up for ObamaCare on the first day it launched, before the site crashed like Lindsay Lohan. All 6 people are probably related to Obama. One was First Lady Michelle Obama, two others were Malia and Sasha Obama, another was the First Lady's mama, the fifth was Vice President Joe Biden and the sixth was Bo the First Dog. I'm just kidding.
In all seriousness, why didn’t the government retain the IT services of companies who’ve done health care sites for America’s biggest insurance companies. Such a gargantuan site needs the expertise of the professionals with many years of experience in the field. However, controversy erupted when the company selected to do the failed site was linked to the First Lady's school friend, via a no bid contract worth $100,000,000.