Monday, November 11, 2013

Justin Bieber Has A Bad Case Of Diarrhea

Justin Bieber reenacting how he was on the toilet last night

Justin Bieber has been complaining on the social networking website Twitter that he has food poisoning. The 19-year-old pop star has been touring South America as apart of his "Believe" tour and alleges he picked up a stomach bug. Translation: Justin Bieber can’t stop pooing.

Y'all know this was Justin Bieber last night:

However, it hasn’t slowed down his tour, with Bieber vowing not to cancel any dates…concerts or with prostitutes (just kidding about the last line, but he did get caught with two prostitutes). Bieber will literally be running to the toilet in between songs at his next show. Do remember to take off your mic, Biebs, your audience doesn’t need to hear you on the toilet.