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Spawn of Satan, Madonna just tipped off the paparazzi to take some great pics of her. Why are they great you ask? Well, for one, her face is covered. Two, there are no close-ups.
It's nice logging on to pop culture websites and not seeing her deranged grin, crazy stare and plastic surgery decimated freaky face. The world says thanks. Now if she'd just retire...