Showing posts with label vampire. Show all posts
Showing posts with label vampire. Show all posts

Thursday, November 8, 2012

Robert Pattinson Has Rough Moment With Interviewer Asking About Kristin Stewart's Cheating

 

Robert Pattinson and Kristin Stewart

"Today Show" host Savannah Guthrie tried to question "Twilight" actor Robert Pattinson, whose films are about vampires, on the scandal regarding his cheating girlfriend, actress, Kristen Stewart. Let's just say it didn't go too well. Pattinson clammed up, then stated, "I can sit here and talk nonsense for hours." Admit it, you want to call her a "Trampire." People online are already doing so online.


Robert Pattinson getting grilled like cheese

Pattinson wasn't happy about the whole thing, because the average man really wouldn't want to talk about something of that nature. Well, unless it was attention seeker Kanye West, who loves any kind of face time. What I don't get about Pattinson's interview is since he's a vampire, why didn't he just bite the interviewer, which would have ended the awkward interview. Kidding. You shouldn't go all Mike Tyson on people when things get too intense.


Kristen Stewart squirming on the same show in separate interview

Thus far, Stewart has not listed her reasons for cheating on her boyfriend and with a married man. Most women would love a faithful man, which is very hard to find in Hollywood. Based on reports Stewart had one and disrespected him with a cheap affair with director Rupert Sanders, who basically went on to publicly disown her to save his marriage to model Liberty Ross.

 

Robert Pattinson

Pattinson and Stewart were on the verge of an engagement, but now she has nearly caused another person's divorce. Let's face it, the judge would give Ross everything after she showed the jurist photos of her husband kissing Stewart and stated, "He cheated on me with a vampire, your honor!" The judge would give her everything down to his testicles. It would serve him right.

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Friday, December 31, 2010

Film Review: The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

Title: Twilight Eclipse

Year Of Release: 2010

Review Date: December 31, 2010

Rating: PG-13

Running time: 124 minutes

Box Office Gross: $693,303,852

Site Rating: 1 out of 10 stars

"The Twilight Saga: Eclipse" is the third installment in the vampire film series, which revolves around Bella Swan (Kristen Stewart), vampire Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson) and werewolf, Jacob Black (Taylor Lautner).

As with all the "Twilight" films, the main center of attention is Bella and the quest to kill her, which is particularly disturbing given the franchise's target audience of teens. In "Eclipse" Bella is engaged to Edward, in a pairing that produces jealousy from admirer Jacob.

From left to right characters: Edward, Jacob and Bella

"Eclipse" is the darkest of all the "Twilight" films thus far, containing scenes of graphic violence, demonic possession, gang rape and occult themes. According to reports, the next installment in the films, features graphic sex scenes between Edward and Bella, which once again breaches all decency for the film's core audience of impressionable kids and teens.

http://www.celluloidfilmreview.com/twilight-eclipse.htm

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

New Moon

(You know he totally farted on him and said "she's mine")

Title: New Moon

Year Of Release: 2009

Review Date: June 30, 2010

Rating: PG-13

Running time: 130 minutes

Box Office Gross: $709,711, 008

Site Rating: 2 out of 10 stars

"Bella" and "Edward Cullen"

"New Moon" is the second installment of the "Twilight" film series and the creepiest and darkest to date. It is a point of concern that the film's audience is mostly teenagers and they are being subjected to such dark, occult themes.

At least his weave is better than Britney's

The lead character "Bella" (Kristen Stewart) is more confused than ever in this film. First she falls in love with a vampire, Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson) in the debut film Twilight, then a werewolf, Jacob (Taylor Lautner), in the second picture.

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner

Is this chick insane. Is there no one normal in that town she can go out with on a date. Really, even a dating site would bring up something better than this.

Monday, November 23, 2009

Hollywood And Horror Films

"New Moon"

With the current spate of vampire films being released, such as "New Moon" which critics have thoroughly panned, I have to state, you do know vampires aren't real. I state that because in watching a few minutes of an interview promoting the latest "Twilight" film, it was being discussed as though vampires are real.

Taylor Lautner

A vampire film that is disgusting, which I strong suggest you avoid is "Queen of the Damned" starring the late R&B singer, Aaliyah. When it was first announced she was doing the film, I thought it a bad idea. The finish product is so grotesque, sick and disturbing, it really was not best for her audience.

Aaliyah

Other bad films in the horror genre that should be avoided are the "Exorcist" and "Poltergeist." The child star of the latter film, died at a young age, under sad circumstances.

I'm not a fan of horror movies. It is negative, violent, gives kids harmful ideas and can create dysfunctional thinking.

Critics Slam New Moon

Thursday – November 19, 2009 – 7:07pm - New Moon pales in comparison to Twilight, according to the critics. Chicago Sun-Times' Roger Ebert says "the characters in this movie should be arrested for loitering with intent to moan. Never have teenagers been in greater need of a jump-start. Granted some of them are more than 100 years old, but still: their charisma is by Madame Tussaud."

Ty Burr of The Boston Globe remarks: "Sorry, girls: The thrill is gone." He says that "where the first film’s director, Catherine Hardwicke, plugged into [author Stephenie] Meyer’s vision of supernatural teenage lust with abandon, Chris Weitz is stuck with a sequel that’s a morning-after mope-fest."...

http://www.usmagazine.com

Friday, August 28, 2009

"Jennifer's Body" Is A "Carrie" Reboot

writer Diablo Cody and actress (LOL) Megan Fox

While reading the entertainment news today, being the film buff I am, it dawned on me, Megan Fox's forthcoming weird, twisted film "Jennifer's Body" is just an unauthorized reboot of the film "Carrie."

The 1976 movie "Carrie" was about a female high school virgin, taunted by classmates, who goes on a devilish rampage, killing people at her school.

Megan Fox, in what is thought to be a prom scene, looks like actress Cissy Spacek in "Carrie" during the scene she wears a white dress to the prom and starts killing people, getting their blood on her dress.

Either way, both films are sick and here's hoping this new Fox film doesn't give any teens inspiration to pull a mimic, much like a certain bit of entertainment motivated the Columbine killers.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Robert Pattinson Struggling To Adapt To Fame

Robert Pattinson

"Twilight: New Moon" actor, Robert Pattinson, who was spotted kissing his co-star, Kristen Stewart, in Vancouver, is finding it difficult to adapt to the public attention that comes with being famous. Pattinson has not gotten used to fame, especially being apart of a blockbuster film franchise.

Robert Pattinson and co-star Kristen Stewart

He has a considerable audience, mostly comprised of women, who have been swooning over him. Yes, he is a handsome British man, but I'm sorry, I don't get the vampire thing - that's not sexy.

Think about it. You're going out with a guy and he bites you on the neck. Stunned, you start thinking, "Did this dude just draw blood. He's not going to live to see another 'New Moon' pardon the pun." I don't know about you, but I like my carotid artery intact.

Robert Pattinson Struggling To Adapt To Fame

Robert Pattinson

"Twilight: New Moon" actor, Robert Pattinson, who was spotted kissing his co-star, Kristen Stewart, in Vancouver, is finding it difficult to adapt to the public attention that comes with being famous. Pattinson has not gotten used to fame, especially being apart of a blockbuster film franchise.

Robert Pattinson and co-star Kristen Stewart

He has a considerable audience, mostly comprised of women, who have been swooning over him. Yes, he is a handsome British man, but I'm sorry, I don't get the vampire thing - that's not sexy.

Think about it. You're going out with a guy and he bites you on the neck. Stunned, you start thinking, "Did this dude just draw blood. He's not going to live to see another 'New Moon' pardon the pun." I don't know about you, but I like my carotid artery intact.