Film Review: The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

Title: Twilight Eclipse

Year Of Release: 2010

Review Date: December 31, 2010

Rating: PG-13

Running time: 124 minutes

Box Office Gross: $693,303,852

Site Rating: 1 out of 10 stars

"The Twilight Saga: Eclipse" is the third installment in the vampire film series, which revolves around Bella Swan (Kristen Stewart), vampire Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson) and werewolf, Jacob Black (Taylor Lautner).

As with all the "Twilight" films, the main center of attention is Bella and the quest to kill her, which is particularly disturbing given the franchise's target audience of teens. In "Eclipse" Bella is engaged to Edward, in a pairing that produces jealousy from admirer Jacob.

From left to right characters: Edward, Jacob and Bella

"Eclipse" is the darkest of all the "Twilight" films thus far, containing scenes of graphic violence, demonic possession, gang rape and occult themes. According to reports, the next installment in the films, features graphic sex scenes between Edward and Bella, which once again breaches all decency for the film's core audience of impressionable kids and teens.

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Twilight's "Breaking Dawn" Film To Have Sex Scenes

Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart

The makers of the Twilight films, staring Kristen Stewart (K-Stew) and Robert Pattinson (R-Patz) have clearly lost their minds, promising to add "steamy sex scenes" to the fourth and final installment of the movie series.

Considering the films are watched mostly by teens and preteens, this is highly inappropriate. They don't need to see R-Patz's, er, R-Patz. Once again, Hollywood is showing very poor judgment.

Breaking Dawn Sex Scenes Will Be "Way Hot," Screenwriter Promises

Jul. 6, 2010 02:57 PM / - The movie adaptation of Twilight sequel Breaking Dawn may or may not contain the book's infamous birth scene, but screenwriter Melissa Rosenberg promises that the final Twilight installment will have one thing: Lots of sexy sex for its sexy stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart to get sexy to...

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Why Do Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Hide It

Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart

Why do actor and actress, Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, continue to deny they are a couple, when they are always making eyes at each other, going out together and embracing and holding hands.

Who are these two trying to fool. Just admit that she is your woman, already. And we know he's your man. You always have that, "Ah, there he is look" on your face when you see him (joking). You two are the worst kept secret since Britney Spears' weave. Yea Britney, it looks natural. It totally looks like your hair.

New Moon

(You know he totally farted on him and said "she's mine")

Title: New Moon

Year Of Release: 2009

Review Date: June 30, 2010

Rating: PG-13

Running time: 130 minutes

Box Office Gross: $709,711, 008

Site Rating: 2 out of 10 stars

"Bella" and "Edward Cullen"

"New Moon" is the second installment of the "Twilight" film series and the creepiest and darkest to date. It is a point of concern that the film's audience is mostly teenagers and they are being subjected to such dark, occult themes.

At least his weave is better than Britney's

The lead character "Bella" (Kristen Stewart) is more confused than ever in this film. First she falls in love with a vampire, Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson) in the debut film Twilight, then a werewolf, Jacob (Taylor Lautner), in the second picture.

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner

Is this chick insane. Is there no one normal in that town she can go out with on a date. Really, even a dating site would bring up something better than this.

Twilight

Title: Twilight

Year Of Release: 2008

Review Date: June 30, 2010

Rating: PG-13

Running time: 121 minutes

Box Office Gross: $408,773,703

Site Rating: 2 out of 10 stars

The "Twilight" film series follows the exploits of vampire, Edward Cullen, played by Robert Pattinson and the object of his on and off screen affection, Kristen Stewart, who stars as "Bella."

"Bella" and "Edward Cullen"

The pasty Cullen, who because he is a vampire, is almost translucent to the point he makes Anglo-Saxon Brits look dark-skinned (I'm just teasing, you know I love you Britain), is hundreds of years old and masquerading as a 17-year-old high school student in Washington state, on the West Coast of America. He fights his feelings for human, Bella, but decides to date her anyway, which leads to trouble for them.

Robert Pattinson and girlfriend Kristen Stewart

The only part of this movie that was remotely interesting is the baseball game, due to its special effects. Outside of that, the film is very gloomy and filled with occult themes not suitable for its core audience, preteens and teens. The lead actors seem like nice people, but this movie is not recommended.